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i think if we just pay a few influencers we could create another pog fad
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my real billion dollar idea: Jerking Off 2.0
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Edible Fruit Roll-Up clothing so you can just eat your shirt and pants instead having to do laundry,
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You Are A Elf posted:Edible Fruit Roll-Up clothing so you can just eat your shirt and pants instead having to do laundry, Mountain dew and cheeto flavoured?
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dogs taht can cook a perfect steak
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:my real billion dollar idea: Jerking Off 2.0
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wesleywillis posted:Mountain dew and cheeto flavoured? I like strawberry flavored, but that can be done, too.
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A fake war.
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Diet diet mtn dew Mtn dewnt Osteopath Pepper Mrs Pibb Moonkist (i imagine this one is p much hand sanitizer) Getting the treasury secretary to print you million 1 million dollar bills Colt 46 Pepino's titty folds A basketball team in st louis Finding out a way to market sexual services to the consumer but its an app so venture capitalists can get on board Sex but with your mouth Shelf stable ice Flintsones cars for adults Taxes for children Genital chiropractors
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a forum that, get this, you pay to post on
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:ghost bracelets but priced lower to undercut that other posters bracelets Lmao if you're rocking discount ghost bracelets. Guess what happens if you and me get into a ghost battle
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Self-cooking pork roast Cats but backwards A professional football team that sells stock of itself that you can't do anything with. Wood that's good at conducting electricity Roving bases in baseball stadiums
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Mozi posted:carbon fiber stilts Been done. It's actually extremely hard to invent anything new.
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Make your own currency paper and write one bajillion dollars on it
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BigBeefCity posted:
nobody will believe this story but i loving swear to god this is 100% true, back in like... 2nd or 3rd grade i was on a t-ball team with a girl named Michelle and she had down syndrome (she may have been more retarded on top of that it was hard to tell) and somebody told her to steal a base (I think she actually struck out but was walked to first out of this was not a cartoon it was real life and it happened but i don't even bother telling people this story because A: it seems unbelivable and B: i don't want people to think i always laugh at retards
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A car-based phone network where you can call another driver by dialling their numberplate. A Roomba you can attach to your pet. Alcoholic juice boxes.
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Tumble posted:nobody will believe this story but i loving swear to god this is 100% true, back in like... 2nd or 3rd grade i was on a t-ball team with a girl named Michelle and she had down syndrome (she may have been more retarded on top of that it was hard to tell) and somebody told her to steal a base (I think she actually struck out but was walked to first out of lmao Thank you for sharing, and good for her.
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Radio Paranoia posted:Alcoholic juice boxes. 
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a yeti you can tip
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An image hosting site that doesn't eventually delete everything or otherwise go out of business or whatever the gently caress.
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A service where you clean up the poop in peoes house
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A surgery that adds a tube leading from your throat straight to your rear end so that half the food you eat is just healthily shat out. Everything you eat is now half the calories.
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self chewing gum
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Bigger boobs
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Extra Calorie Mountain Dew The best idea so far, which I'm assuming is exclusively sold in the US.
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An app for your phone that gives you an orgasm.
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Wheat Thicks...Hamburger Hinderer... 
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gently caress! E: Pet medicine that tastes like treats
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UberBeats Bath robes that actively bathe you as you wear them A machine... that can travel through time. Chocolate that's safe for dogs to eat For the ladies (*sigh I guess*) bras that constantly whistle so that people can always know where you are.
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Speaking of scam ideas, I was in a business class 15 years ago that was taught by a professional reflexologist. Obviously reflexology is bunk so on a lark I took the handle from one of those electric fly swatters and put a loop of copper tubing sticking out almost like a heating coil. I put an led and a buzzer that would turn on and the buzzer wo go on when the capacitance changed (similar to those touch lamps). So when she got near/touched the body of a person while it was active it would beep. I gave it to her and told her that in my estimation it should align the magnetic fields in their feet and I'd like her to try it out. About a week and a half later she came back and told me it worked great and the customers were happy. A few weeks after that she wanted me to make 20 more of them to sell for 300+ bucks a pop to her customers. At the time I thought it'd be wrong of me to make them since it was a scam... thinking about it now I could've been rich hawking snake oil devices. I didn't make the devices but I also didn't tell her it was a trick. I dunno.
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Guranteed* Bad luck protection for $99.99 a year. *Results may vary.
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A book of my posts
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Toxic Mental posted:A book of my posts for the first time as an adult, I'm glad I can't read
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Retractable penis so men can wear sweatpants without a bulge.
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Someone already has one thats detachable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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wesleywillis posted:Someone already has one thats detachable. Thank you for sharing this. My eyes are open.
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Deki posted:A surgery that adds a tube leading from your throat straight to your rear end so that half the food you eat is just healthily shat out. or twice the calories depending on if it is whole corn kernels
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:Retractable penis so men can wear sweatpants without a bulge. Sweatpant bulge increasener
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