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BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Self-cooking pork roast

Cats but backwards

A professional football team that sells stock of itself that you can't do anything with.

Wood that's good at conducting electricity

Roving bases in baseball stadiums

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Tumble posted:

nobody will believe this story but i loving swear to god this is 100% true, back in like... 2nd or 3rd grade i was on a t-ball team with a girl named Michelle and she had down syndrome (she may have been more retarded on top of that it was hard to tell) and somebody told her to steal a base (I think she actually struck out but was walked to first out of kindness Good Sportsmanship) and she actually picked up 2nd base (it was thin rubber) and ran away with it

this was not a cartoon it was real life and it happened but i don't even bother telling people this story because A: it seems unbelivable and B: i don't want people to think i always laugh at retards

lmao
Thank you for sharing, and good for her.

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Radio Paranoia posted:

Alcoholic juice boxes.

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self chewing gum

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UberBeats

Bath robes that actively bathe you as you wear them

A machine... that can travel through time.

Chocolate that's safe for dogs to eat

For the ladies (*sigh I guess*) bras that constantly whistle so that people can always know where you are.

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Toxic Mental posted:

A book of my posts

for the first time as an adult, I'm glad I can't read

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