Bajillion Dollar Ideas Thread

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bajillion Dollar Ideas Thread

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

BigBeefCity posted:

Roving bases in baseball stadiums

nobody will believe this story but i loving swear to god this is 100% true, back in like... 2nd or 3rd grade i was on a t-ball team with a girl named Michelle and she had down syndrome (she may have been more retarded on top of that it was hard to tell) and somebody told her to steal a base (I think she actually struck out but was walked to first out of ~~kindness~~ Good Sportsmanship) and she actually picked up 2nd base (it was thin rubber) and ran away with it

this was not a cartoon it was real life and it happened but i don't even bother telling people this story because A: it seems unbelivable and B: i don't want people to think i always laugh at retards

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Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Deki posted:

A surgery that adds a tube leading from your throat straight to your rear end so that half the food you eat is just healthily shat out.

Everything you eat is now half the calories.

or twice the calories depending on if it is whole corn kernels

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 22:30

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