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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bajillion Dollar Ideas Thread
 
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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 Oops All Crumbles - a bag of chips but it's all the crumbly saucy bits from the bottom, best eaten with a spoon

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 Walking Around Insurance

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004

Log082 posted:

when I was a kid playing videogames on the TV at my grandparents' house one day, my grandad and grandma came in and said, "You're smart, right? [I wasn't] You should invent a thing where when the tv screen isn't being used it bounces around an image and the screen doesn't break."

I said, "Like a screensaver?"

They replied, "No, it should work when the TV is off."

I never did figure out what they meant but they seemed sure it would be a best seller so I think the OP should figure it out and do that.

I'm far too busy crushing chips under my feet getting my business off the ground

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 DJ Bread - specially formulated bread crust sounds like a record scratch when cut with a bread knife

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Extra Calorie Mountain Dew

This could absolutely work. Riffing on this a bit... Bullet Mountain Dew. Dump a bunch of MCT oil in Mountain Dew and sell it for a mint; just like Bullet Coffee.

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 Diet bullets

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 Space Fat Camp

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004

Buce posted:

breakfast cereal that's pre-mixed with milk.

Kelloggs has a just-add-water cereal cup now. It leverages milk powder

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bajillion Dollar Ideas Thread