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Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
Worth in big sarcastic quotes in the title. But yeah, is the entire searchable internet just poo poo now? All you can find anymore is twitter posts, reddit posts, facebook posts and perhaps sometimes a cheeky news site.

There isn’t poo poo left. Why is nothing filling that void? Are hosting costs so prohibitive? Where’s the competition?

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Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
Your posts are pure gold, OP

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
wikipedia is p good OP

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
here op, go learn about linux and bsd distros

https://distrowatch.com/

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Everything's fine go have a nap.

https://www.spacejam.com/1996/index2.html

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Honestly Reddit ended up being one of the last bastions of actual real discussion and answers. I don't know if/when that will change due to bots but if I search on google I'm searching reddit 99% of the time.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Remember when Google actually used to be an amazing search engine?

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Wendigee posted:

Remember when Google actually used to be an amazing search engine?

It’s still very useful if, by incredible coincidence, you happen to be shopping for something vaguely linked to the unrelated thing you are googling.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
simpsons memes

porn

uhh thats about it really

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Wikipedia
Archive.org
Trove
Archive of the Unexplained

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://thehardtimes.net/ is still pretty funny

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
https://www.spacejam.com/1996/index2.html

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Give me something to google that you don't expect I'll be able to find in the first few pages.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Nothing that existed on the early internet is something that couldn't exist now. Be the change that you want to see, OP.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Give me something to google that you don't expect I'll be able to find in the first few pages.

Can you built a secondary dwelling in Ipswich without planning approval?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Poohs Packin posted:

Can you built a secondary dwelling in Ipswich without planning approval?



The entire first page is full of relevant and helpful information. I didn't bother going to the second. I'd proved my point.:smug:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


OP you just got to relax and watch them blinkenlights, same as it ever was.

E:vvvv Danm right!

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Apr 20, 2023

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

You can still do anything at all at https://zombo.com

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:



The entire first page is full of relevant and helpful information. I didn't bother going to the second. I'd proved my point.:smug:

Don't live in Ipswich if you can ever avoid it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Popoto posted:

Worth in big sarcastic quotes in the title. But yeah, is the entire searchable internet just poo poo now? All you can find anymore is twitter posts, reddit posts, facebook posts and perhaps sometimes a cheeky news site.

There isn’t poo poo left. Why is nothing filling that void? Are hosting costs so prohibitive? Where’s the competition?

Try googling searchstring -inurl:reddit -inurl:twitter -inurl:facebook


You can add other social media/clickbait/blog/"cheeky news"/just plain lovely websites to the above searchstring as you please.


(NB Not all search engines have the '-' operator, e,g. DuckDuckGo doesn't... and doesn't warn you about it.)

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I think part of it is that the internet is now mostly for normal people rather than terminally online people and most people are boring.

I will say that the online stock status of poo poo in big box stores locally is a treasure. Knowing immediately whether my Home Depot has the thing I need and what loving aisle it's in without having to go there or track down a store employee is a godsend

Alucard fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Apr 20, 2023

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

BigBadSteve posted:

Try googling searchstring -inurl:reddit -inurl:twitter -inurl:facebook


You can add other social media/clickbait/blog/"cheeky news"/just plain lovely websites to the above searchstring as you please.


(NB Not all search engines have the '-' operator, e,g. DuckDuckGo doesn't... and doesn't warn you about it.)

didn't google remove all ability and functions for search operators? I remember them not working recently... but I haven't tried these specific ones you're suggesting, so maybe it's just another bunch.

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Alucard posted:

I think part of it is that the internet is now mostly for normal people rather than terminally online people and most people are boring.

I will say that the online stock status of poo poo in big box stores locally is a treasure. Knowing immediately whether my Home Depot has the thing I need and what loving aisle it's in without having to go there or track down a store employee is a godsend

Well them to get the hell out

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

All of you on this forum.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's still quite a lot of porn.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

goatface posted:

There's still quite a lot of porn.

Yeah....that too.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Popoto posted:

didn't google remove all ability and functions for search operators? I remember them not working recently... but I haven't tried these specific ones you're suggesting, so maybe it's just another bunch.

Dunno about some other search operators, but '-' still works a treat on Google, I use it all the time. (I tried it just now to confirm this.)

Also works with eBay's own site search but not Amazon's (gently caress you Amazon). So when searching for stuff to buy that I'm rather hazy about the name(s) of on Amazon/eBay, I always search eBay first to find the exact product name(s).

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
porn

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Archive of Our Own still rules, if you're into that kind of thing, which I certainly am not :ninja:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


goatface posted:

There's still quite a lot of porn.

I do kinda miss the days when internet porn was new and exciting but at least we got plenty of new fetisches to choose from.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

goatface posted:

There's still quite a lot of porn.

I reckon I'm about halfway through it now.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

Wendigee posted:

Remember when Google actually used to be an amazing search engine?

Hey it's the #1 search engine for finding AI generated content tailored for SEO.

The good news is these days when trying to fix technical issues on Windows machines you can spot them because they all tell you to run SFC /scannow

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I was always in it for the email. Email still going strong

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Popoto posted:

Worth in big sarcastic quotes in the title. But yeah, is the entire searchable internet just poo poo now? All you can find anymore is twitter posts, reddit posts, facebook posts and perhaps sometimes a cheeky news site.

There isn’t poo poo left. Why is nothing filling that void? Are hosting costs so prohibitive? Where’s the competition?
All us greybeards are still having fun on the internet 2.0 but you aren't invited.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Pigs balss

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

:lol: you can still download the original 7mb quicktime trailer

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Discogs and Whosampled are both good

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

idea: a website that lists all of the remaining good websites

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Goatse has made this whole internet thing worth it :goatsecx:

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

3 hour long video essays on why super mario's mustache is a different color from his hair.

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