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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Smythe posted:

how do you get a girl pregnant with a strapon dumbass

U buy one that cums dumbass, u press a little button and the back wall is blasted

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

U buy one that cums dumbass, u press a little button and the back wall is blasted

sicko poo poo

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


the American foreskins is my favourite football team

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

U buy one that cums dumbass, u press a little button and the back wall is blasted

loving action figure marketing

what next, a pocket pussy with kung-fu grip action? a strap with realistic dino damage?

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

yes my brother did this actually lol

How much?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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just master the mystical art of lifting weights with your dick, it's called qui gong, and when u lift the weights u yell "Kiiiiii! GOOOONG"

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum
When you die and go to heaven you will be reunited with your foreskin/missing limbs and your dogs it’s pretty sweet.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

eightskin

fortyskin

foretwentyskin

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Turtle Watch posted:

When you die and go to heaven you will be reunited with your foreskin/missing limbs and your dogs it’s pretty sweet.

They don't warn you about all the pubes & nails

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

redneck nazgul posted:

You are so deluded. Silent Hill is ALL about exposing the ATROCITIES of America. That's the entire purpose of it. It is a FACT and TRUTH that circumcision damages the male psyche, and is part of a brainwashing dark ritual. And no, I won't remove it. Forced circumcision should be banned and the American government (or Illuminati at this rate) should actually acknowledge it because it's an injustice to Americans. It also helps give backstory and understanding of male genital mutilation in America. People need to wake the gently caress up and realize what's happening to humanity.

yup! this was going to be the Kojima/del Toro Silent Hill game that was cancelled, a story Americans aren't allowed to tell

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