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-I was a student of [Famous fiction author and contemporary of PKD who will remain unnamed because it could potentially dox me] who would tell us stories like “yeah me and Phil worked at a pizza place for a bit and we got fired because we made meat foam with the sausage grinder.” So you gotta understand that Phillip K. Dick was actually just like that all the time. VALIS is dope, but in terms of sci-fi-authors-cum-occultists prefer Robert Anton Wilson’s work.

-This is great and amazing, do you have any more stories

-Apparently one time PKD invited his girlfriend and my teacher to Disneyland. They were eating lunch and PKD suddenly decided to dump his girlfriend. However, he had to interrupt the breakup several times because my teacher kept stealing fries off PKD’s plate, and PDK had to keep telling him to stop.