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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Things in Sudan appear to be devolving very rapidly as the US embassy is now being evacuated and Small arms fires continuously hurt throughout the capital.

quote:

(CNN)Sudanese people and Western staff are desperately trying to flee the country's capital, Khartoum, where intense violence between rival factions is overwhelming hospitals with victims and multiple attempts to bring about a ceasefire have failed.

Bloody clashes and confrontations between the Sudanese military and the Rapid Support Forces (RSF) have entered a sixth day, bringing chaos to the streets of Khartoum and other towns and cities near the capital.

By Thursday morning, many residents trapped in the middle of the clashes appeared to have lost faith in an immediate resolution. There was an increase in the number of people at bus stops, trying to leave Khartoum and escape the fighting, according to witnesses.

It is fair to say that things are getting pretty scary in the capital as the ceasefire attempts have failed multiple times now between the rapid forest and the Sudanese military. Somebody's going to own the capital in the next few weeks and it will be odd to see what happens now.

This could devolve into a complete civil War.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I feel sorry for all the Susans.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Susan got into this crisis herself by being so lazy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Suddenly Susan

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I checked and Sarandon and Lucci are alive and doing fine, OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Susan

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

You Are A Elf posted:

I checked and Sarandon and Lucci are alive and doing fine, OP.

keyword is fine :pervert:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Susan was asking for this.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


sudan deez nutz

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
drat, it's a real shame that the situation in Sudan is so violent & tragic.

I mean

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Yes thoughts and prayers for Susan.

Anyway in real talk big war poo poo:

The main airports are being artillery and apparently in airplane has exploded on the tarmac so the city is rapidly descending into chaos especially with the westerners trying to evacuate as soon as humanly possible as the revolutionary fervor in the citizenry continues to boil in the capital.


Oh and Wagner is helping asEvidence emerges of Russia's Wagner arming militia leader battling Sudan's army

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Why no link in the OP, OP? :effort:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The main airports are being artillery and apparently in airplane has exploded on the tarmac so the city is rapidly descending into chaos especially with the westerners trying to evacuate as soon as humanly possible as the revolutionary fervor in the citizenry continues to boil in the capital.

Jeez, that is loving terrifying.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Sussenly Sudan

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
operation sarandon is a go

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This is a Susie and Elaine problem and it requires a Susie and Elaine solution.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I heard she was a disaster, Suze.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Hate to say it but this thread has no future unless a mod changes the title

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Are you sure I think we're really getting to the bottom of The Susan Crisis here

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I've decided to form a charitable organization is Susie's honour.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

susanexpress character boost gold mmo, low price always big stride mother deals.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Devils Affricate posted:

Hate to say it but this thread has no future unless a mod changes the title

Title should be changed to The Seymour Crisis so people can post

quote:

Suddenly Seymour

and watch Little Shop of Horrors with me.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

You Are A Elf posted:

Title should be changed to The Seymour Crisis so people can post

and watch Little Shop of Horrors with me.

Sudanly Seymour

I'm sorry

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Damnit Susan, not again.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/BDTZcj8Xink

It’s like 30 Helens, except instead of Helen they’re named Susan and are black.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I ask Seth to fix the title and he trolls the thread instead


😭

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


Wizard Master

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I ask Seth to fix the title and he trolls the thread instead


😭

Just make another one but this time don't gently caress it up.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Just make another one but this time don't gently caress it up.

Eagerly anticipating "The Sussudio Crisis" thread.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I ask Seth to fix the title and he trolls the thread instead


😭

What is there to fix? :confused:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I ask Seth to fix the title and he trolls the thread instead


😭

maybe you can SUE him :grin:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

A lot of people are going to die who dont deserve it based only on where they live. No one asks to be born in sudan

:(

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
As sad as it seems, the Susan crisis is a natural phenomena. We hit peak Susan more than fifty years ago, and the name has been in decline since the 1960s. Where ones tens of thousands of Susans were born every year, now only a few hundred babies are given that name.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Angry Salami posted:

As sad as it seems, the Susan crisis is a natural phenomena. We hit peak Susan more than fifty years ago, and the name has been in decline since the 1960s. Where ones tens of thousands of Susans were born every year, now only a few hundred babies are given that name.

Phenomenon*

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


how fuckin dare you

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

George shouldn't have killed her by cheaping out on wedding invitations, he could have kept loving her and would have been RICH. What a JERK.

The Seinfeld TV series was a land of contrasts.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

PinheadSlim posted:

how fuckin dare you

loving

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
We are critically low on Susans, name yo babies.

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I call her Suzy for short

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