scariest part of asking out a girl

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Khanstant

what if the skeleton pops out and tries to grab you

# ? Apr 23, 2023 17:33

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:05

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

girls don't have skeletons you dork

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# ? Apr 23, 2023 17:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

girls don't have skeletons you dork

I heard they do have a skelly but only 1x/ month. something like that anyway

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# ? Apr 23, 2023 18:20

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Khanstant posted:

what if the skeleton pops out and tries to grab you

is this not what happens when you guys do it?!?

# ? Apr 23, 2023 18:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The scariest part is when she changes into her final form and you've already used up all your health potions.

# ? Apr 23, 2023 19:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

The scariest part is when she changes into her final form and you've already used up all your health potions.

# ? Apr 23, 2023 20:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The scariest part is when your wife finds out

# ? Apr 23, 2023 21:16

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

part of the reason my relationships all fail is that i horde my potions and never use them

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# ? Apr 23, 2023 22:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

personally I hate the part where she divorces u, takes everything but the cat and then calls to inform u she's two months pregnant :one:

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# ? Apr 23, 2023 23:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm hoping to ask a girl out soon. I'm almost done with my 40-hour certification class, and I already bought a pair of boots!

# ? Apr 23, 2023 23:53

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

when u ask her out and she releases all the ghosts from her haunted vagooter in reply

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 00:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Khanstant posted:

what if the skeleton pops out and tries to grab you

Good.

I can finally get that rib back.

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 00:48

google THIS

"Um, Samantha?"

The girl senses my presence. Slowly she stirs in her cloud of noxious gas, slimy tentacles reaching out, questing, tasting the air. With a squelching sound, the mostly decomposed foot of her last victim is finally sucked into a vague fissure in her side. Her innumerable eyes blink and shift with no apparent focus or pattern, yet I get the strange sense that her attention is directed toward me.

"Uh, y-you know how prom is coming up soon? I-I was wondering if..."

Three mouths open, showing row upon row of jagged gore-encrusted teeth, and they let out an unworldly screech that sets my hair on end and threatens to steal my very sanity. Amidst the gibbering I can just barely make out a few human words.

"Iiiii hhhhhaaaaavvveee a boooooyyyyfffffrrriennnnndd!"

"Aw, shucks," I say.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 02:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

"Um, Samantha?"

The girl senses my presence. Slowly she stirs in her cloud of noxious gas, slimy tentacles reaching out, questing, tasting the air. With a squelching sound, the mostly decomposed foot of her last victim is finally sucked into a vague fissure in her side. Her innumerable eyes blink and shift with no apparent focus or pattern, yet I get the strange sense that her attention is directed toward me.

"Uh, y-you know how prom is coming up soon? I-I was wondering if..."

Three mouths open, showing row upon row of jagged gore-encrusted teeth, and they let out an unworldly screech that sets my hair on end and threatens to steal my very sanity. Amidst the gibbering I can just barely make out a few human words.

"Iiiii hhhhhaaaaavvveee a boooooyyyyfffffrrriennnnndd!"

"Aw, shucks," I say.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 02:44

Finger Prince

The final exam.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 02:56

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

"Um, Samantha?"

The girl senses my presence. Slowly she stirs in her cloud of noxious gas, slimy tentacles reaching out, questing, tasting the air. With a squelching sound, the mostly decomposed foot of her last victim is finally sucked into a vague fissure in her side. Her innumerable eyes blink and shift with no apparent focus or pattern, yet I get the strange sense that her attention is directed toward me.

"Uh, y-you know how prom is coming up soon? I-I was wondering if..."

Three mouths open, showing row upon row of jagged gore-encrusted teeth, and they let out an unworldly screech that sets my hair on end and threatens to steal my very sanity. Amidst the gibbering I can just barely make out a few human words.

"Iiiii hhhhhaaaaavvveee a boooooyyyyfffffrrriennnnndd!"

"Aw, shucks," I say.

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Apr 24, 2023 04:10

Chrs

the scariest part is when you have filled out all the forms and have your meeting booked in with the city council to be granted permission to ask her out, but then the night before you realise your passport is out of date so must scramble to find an alternative form of identification that they�ll accept

# ? Apr 24, 2023 10:44

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

"Um, Samantha?"

The girl senses my presence. Slowly she stirs in her cloud of noxious gas, slimy tentacles reaching out, questing, tasting the air. With a squelching sound, the mostly decomposed foot of her last victim is finally sucked into a vague fissure in her side. Her innumerable eyes blink and shift with no apparent focus or pattern, yet I get the strange sense that her attention is directed toward me.

"Uh, y-you know how prom is coming up soon? I-I was wondering if..."

Three mouths open, showing row upon row of jagged gore-encrusted teeth, and they let out an unworldly screech that sets my hair on end and threatens to steal my very sanity. Amidst the gibbering I can just barely make out a few human words.

"Iiiii hhhhhaaaaavvveee a boooooyyyyfffffrrriennnnndd!"

"Aw, shucks," I say.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 13:47

FutonForensic

the bible says that god gave girls 1x less skeletons than boys got

# ? Apr 24, 2023 14:40

Ass-penny

when they say they aren't interested

# ? Apr 24, 2023 16:43

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

When they say they are interested. :stonk:

NOW WHAT!?

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 16:47

Ass-penny

Viginti Septem posted:

When they say they are interested. NOW WHAT!?

smoke joints and watch cartoons? :rznv:

# ? Apr 24, 2023 16:50

Finger Prince

Viginti Septem posted:

When they say they are interested. NOW WHAT!?

Tbh I never thought I'd get this far and didn't really plan a phase 2.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 17:30

alnilam

Khanstant posted:

what if the skeleton pops out and tries to grab you

I've heard of "popping a boner" but this is ridiculous

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 17:57

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

alnilam posted:

I've heard of "popping a boner" but this is ridiculous

lol

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

I've heard of "popping a boner" but this is ridiculous

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:20

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

When all of her friends standing a few feet away start laughing and jeering and shes saying "stop guys cmon" but her friends lasso you and kick your ankles and knees and shes like "guy cmon stop" but they are pointing and laughing and dropping live snails down your shirt and pull out a pointed cap that says dunce on it and put it on your head and blow dusy in your face so you have to sneeze and she laughs a little and says "cmon guys their not that bad id go out with them" but youre already hung upside down about to be tar and feathered and then her dad rolls up shaking his head telling her he doesn't approve of hooligans like you and she looks sort of sad as her parents and friends usher her into the car and they move away to Malibu so you never see her again

Every dang time

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# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:23

Macnult

alnilam posted:

I've heard of "popping a boner" but this is ridiculous

# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

When her mother sews you up in a giant burlap sack so you can spend the night together without a chaperone, and you know a handy isn't completely out of the question, but you dread the chafing that's gonna result from the burlap.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:55