NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Shyfted One posted:

Eagles extended DeVonta Smith for 3 years. Seems like a decent deal.

Sounds good!

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:43

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:27

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

What are the details

# ? Apr 15, 2024 19:12

Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

2025: $15
2026: $25
2027: $25
2028: $25

https://theeagleswire.usatoday.com/2024/04/15/eagles-news-devonta-smith-5th-year-option-contract-extension/

"The move ensures Smith is on the roster until 2028 and is under contract at a discounted rate.

In 2025, Smith will make $15 million in the final year of his rookie deal before making an average of $25 million per season in 2026, 2027, and 2028.

The fifth-year option adds value to the deal. Philadelphia will have Smith under contract for four more years after the 2024 season at an average of $22.5 million per season."

# ? Apr 15, 2024 19:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

25 right now seems a bit rich for a secondary receiver, but in a couple years it'll look cheap

# ? Apr 15, 2024 19:46

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

indigi posted:

25 right now seems a bit rich for a secondary receiver, but in a couple years it'll look cheap

I think that�s in line with what we paid Terry McLaurin if I recall.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 21:21

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

A Football Life was on TV at work today and I forgot that Bruce Smith played for Washington. Also forgot he got suspended 30 days once.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 23:21

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Good morning to the fans of the 27 plus teams who don't have a top five quarterback. Good luck in the draft in a couple weeks

# ? Apr 16, 2024 13:14

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

A 2-5 quarterback

# ? Apr 16, 2024 13:22

predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

BiggerBoat posted:

A Football Life was on TV at work today and I forgot that Bruce Smith played for Washington. Also forgot he got suspended 30 days once.

"played"

# ? Apr 16, 2024 17:58

predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

blarzgh posted:

Good morning to the fans of the 27 plus teams who don't have a top five quarterback. Good luck in the draft in a couple weeks

Sometimes I think you aren't actually here to hunt bear

# ? Apr 16, 2024 17:58

Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

A 2-5 quarterback

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:07

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

A 2-5 quarterback

Good afternoon to all the haters as well, good luck in the draft!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:23

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

blarzgh posted:

Good morning to the fans of the 27 plus teams who don't have a top five quarterback. Good luck in the draft in a couple weeks

yeah, it's gonna be great next year when he can be on a real team that's actually trying to win. poor ol' dak, stuck on a joke team.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:33

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

dingo with a joint posted:

yeah, it's gonna be great next year when he can be on a real team that's actually trying to win. poor ol' dak, stuck on a joke team.

When he can't win in January there either I wonder what the excuse will be. "Not enough weapons", "bad coach", "bad owner" and "bad weather" cards have already been played

# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:13

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Chris James 2 posted:

When he can't win in January there either I wonder what the excuse will be. "Not enough weapons", "bad coach", "bad owner" and "bad weather" cards have already been played

Advanced stats actually show that Dak has been to 2 Super Bowls and won once.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 12:38

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I wish Dak was as good as Blake Bortles

# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

BiggerBoat posted:

Advanced stats actually show that Dak has been to 2 Super Bowls and won once.

You forgot to carry the 1, so the actual advanced math results in Dak having a 1-6 playoff record.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 16:16

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://x.com/Sam4TR/status/1780225066694737945

This is fantastic news if you�re hopeful for the Commanders to return to the old RFK site.

quote:

Washington hired Kirtan Mehta, chief of staff for Sen. John Hickenlooper (D-CO), as its new VP of Public Affairs, the team announced.

Mehta will have a key role in the team�s new stadium search. Mehta has worked in finance and notably spent five years with Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV), who chairs the Energy & Natural Resources committee, which is the next stop for the RFK bill that passed the House in February.

https://x.com/granthpaulsen/status/1780214721544585238

https://x.com/byajperez/status/1780386910608797802

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 17, 2024

# ? Apr 17, 2024 16:23

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

Good morning to the fans of the 27 plus teams who don't have a top five quarterback. Good luck in the draft in a couple weeks

Good luck to Washington fans and their 2024 starting quarterback, Mop Handle Sticking Out of a Bucket

# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:40

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Mahomes is the only top 5 qb atm. So it�s every team but Kc that doesn�t have a top 5 qb

# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:48

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

euphronius posted:

Mahomes is the only top 5 qb atm. So it�s every team but Kc that doesn�t have a top 5 qb

Stroud looks good, though.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:02

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Mahomes is the only top 5 qb atm. So it’s every team but Kc that doesn’t have a top 5 qb

This guy gets it

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I think Allen is a top 5 QB

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:26

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

indigi posted:

I think Allen is a top 5 QB

He spends like a third of every season playing like a moron.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:45

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

yeah but the highs are high enough to drag up the average

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:46

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

euphronius posted:

Mahomes is the only top 5 qb atm. So it�s every team but Kc that doesn�t have a top 5 qb

five shamanic qbs committed ritual suicide and all their souls were combined into one qb super-soul, which was born as mahomes.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:51

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

yeah that episode of Dragon Ball Super ruled

# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:05

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

indigi posted:

I think Allen is a top 5 QB

wow i didn't know tony romo posted here. big fan of you, buddy.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:56

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Mr. Nice! posted:

wow i didn't know tony romo posted here. big fan of you, buddy.

It can't be Romo, he didn't call him 'ThE aLiEn'

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Allen is not as good as Mahomes so he�s only 6th best at most

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

11th, because Burrow is 6-10

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:05

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Burrow is a top 5 PT client for sure

# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:54

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 20:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ESPN posted this in-depth story about Belichick not getting a job and it turns out he was at least flirting with the Eagles, Cowboys, and Commies, and is holding out hope for the Eagles, Cowboys, or Giants next year.

Let us all take a moment to reflect on the bullet we collectively dodged, as a division, and pray it can be done again.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:05

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Belichek is a victim of his own success. He�s earned the right to be a Head Coach and GM, but nobody wants to give him that power cause he�s stunk the past 3-4 seasons.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:12

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

a washed belichick vs. the new york sports media? we should be so loving lucky

# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:30

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

gently caress it, come to Dallas

win or lose, so long as it makes the hate grow stronger I don't even care anymore

# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:29

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Cooper Dejean to Philly would work for me

# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:10

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

I'd definitely take belichick in philly if I didn't think he was totally washed at this point because after all he's in his loving mid 70s. More suitable to start a new career in congress at that age.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:19

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:27

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Shinjobi posted:

gently caress it, come to Dallas

win or lose, so long as it makes the hate grow stronger I don't even care anymore

No please no

# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:51

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