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euphronius posted:Hurts is so good idk if it’s even a clown ball division anymore. Maybe the other two teams can carry the clown ball for a few years do not be ashamed of clownball it is our calling card and the whole division is better for it "  waaa waaa why do NFC East teams get all the prime time games instead of my boring cardboard dogshit team????"and then Tony Romo would throw a missile that boomerangs back into his balls only for a fat guy to pick up the fumble and run it back 95 yards for a TD. the game ends in a tie. Art.
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fartknocker posted:Every NFC East QB has to be down to clown, otherwise they’re traded out of the division.
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indigi posted:I think I’m rooting for the cowboys this season root for the heels, boo the faces feels good
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Nice it's not the Cowboys for once
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It sucks that the Eagles are going to be even better and still trade wins with the Cowboys when it's all said and done Oh wait no actually it owns that nothing makes sense
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Diqnol posted:Actually the more complete team by a large amount lost They were completely unprepared to deal with a QB like Mahomes
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Cowboys are loving great everybody loves em
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fartknocker posted:Actually that’s not true, I love the Cowboys when they lose cause gently caress the Cowboys You fool, opening the door even a little is how they get you We'll be football pals soon enough 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL_29VrXOu8
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Febreeze posted:NFC East is playing the AFC East and NFC West this year, I think the win totals are going to be down a little this year compared to last Are you loving telling me the Cowboys have to play Aaron Rodgers again loving goddammit I'm already pissed
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Toaster Beef posted:i dunno man, i was just digging through some of the latest metrics and I feel like you're just copying my graphs now
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I think Dak can win a championship but I'm also aware of Jerry Jones and his monkey paw luck that I can also believe Dak has already hit his peak and is about to drop really fast. I never considered him a running quarterback, more as a quarterback that could run on ya occasionally. Losing that to injury and overall coaching reluctance I think hurts more of his game than he realizes. I will poo poo on him when he implodes though. Because he can't hear me and he has a lot more money than me.
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Febreeze posted:I mean one of Elis best games was when he threw 6 loving touchdowns and lost Eli Manning was a shittier Tony Romo but he offset that by fuckin winning something
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Doltos posted:Well that's the thing Eli was not only significantly better than Tony Romo, Tony Romo wasn't nearly as good as people made him out to be. Well I went ahead and looked up their win-loss records and....well, I guess so! Tony had a better winning percentage, but Eli Manning despite clocking in at a .500 record definitely won more games than Tony Romo Stick to commentary, Tony, I guess!
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like him or not he still slayed the greatest evil at the height of their power
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We believe in less is more, and I think the results inexplicably speak for themselves, whichever way you wanna interpret that
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While his broken leg flopped around
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Carson Wentz will raise a football team from underground and threaten the NFC East as a fifth team.
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Nodoze posted:Imagine having Daniel Jones as your starting QB and not even being close to having the worst QB in the division thanks to Washington Seriously, breathe deep Giants fans
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So long as Hurts does not injure himself I see no reason he can't continue to succeed. If his arm gets even better then good fuckin luck. On the other hand, lmao at betting on a mobile QB not injuring themselves out of greatness.
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Jerry Jones's phylactery
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Diqnol posted:There is an inherent logic to Dallas being a mismanaged organization and this consigning its players to losing and thus bring losers. But obviously division rivals will troll too Jerry Jones won executive of the year or whatever for his "excellent" GM work within the past decade I'm still laughing about it
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blarzgh posted:Specifically for the year where he tried to take Jonny Football, and his son physically had to tackle him and rip the card out of his hand so they could pick Zack Martin!!! I hate that man more than life itself just drown in your suburb sized yacht you old gently caress
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drat, Jason Garrett had half of the puzzle solved
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MrMojok posted:Fake edit: what I mean to say is that their defense might be so loving mean that they beat down all NFCE opponents by scores of like 31-10, 45-14, and 31-0 (in the case of the two Eagles games) I'm going to disagree because that makes too much sense and the Cowboys don't operate on logic. I dunno, Micah pulls his groin attending some charity tee ball game in Wyoming or something completely unnecessary
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While this comes as a bit of a surprise to me, I appreciate your bravery and honesty
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euphronius posted:He doesn’t do those things but he also doesn’t win for fucks sake dude, baby steps
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blarzgh posted:https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1678865442373337088?t=agvQ8ADqusp-7peoX2qGSQ&s=19 they will find a way to play the stats to maximize efficiency in destroying the livers of every fan they have
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I miss Pataki
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I am making the guarantee that Dak Prescott will play football for the Dallas Cowboys. This year, AND next year Bitch
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BiggerBoat posted:
you don't give a poo poo because an entire city will bend to your will to keep you happy Not saying other cities aren't the same with their sports stars, but there are few lows Dallas as a city won't resort to when it comes to the Cowboys
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While I would expect Dak to be better than he was last year, INT-wise there's a voice in my head that's been laughing since Zeke got absolutely destroyed to end the season
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Yeah I know, it's about the only thing the whole thread can bond over
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Danny Dimes will eat a giant bowl of poo poo
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I'm hoping he helps the offense click despite bringing in schottenheimer
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The Kelly Greens have always looked good
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