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gently caress the Cowboys All Hail  CLOWNBALL
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Every NFC East QB has to be down to clown, otherwise they’re traded out of the division.
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Apr 24, 2023 20:19
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Cartoon Man posted:No team in the NFC East is worth that amount of words. Counterpoint: Clownball deserves all that and more.
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Apr 24, 2023 23:07
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davecrazy posted:NFC East Champion New York Football Giants 
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Apr 29, 2023 01:41
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Toaster Beef posted:digging this dark reboot of the nfc east thread Danny Dimes is the hero the NFC East deserves. gently caress the Cowboys.
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May 6, 2023 15:01
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Shinjobi posted:Cowboys are loving great everybody loves em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A6ctjHAxE
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May 7, 2023 02:26
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Actually that’s not true, I love the Cowboys when they lose cause gently caress the Cowboys
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May 7, 2023 02:26
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Quiet Feet posted:They rest their starters in the last week of the regular season and lose to the Giants, which gives them a wildcard and is the only reason they make the playoffs. And that's the opening Danny Dimes needs to eventually wind up as Super Bowl MVP
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May 8, 2023 00:16
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Toaster Beef posted:i dunno man, i was just digging through some of the latest metrics and Solid research, but I believe it should be “poo” and “poo poo”.
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May 9, 2023 02:12
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Febreeze posted:Decimals are where dorks go to cope about their empty ring fingers You could tell me this was a quote from Joe Judge or maybe Gettleman and I’d believe it.
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May 9, 2023 19:10
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euphronius posted:Has a sports writer ever been concerned about the weight of a white player. Jared Lorenzen (RIP) was a Big Beautiful Super Bowl Champion.
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May 9, 2023 20:15
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blarzgh posted:Notice as well that all the farty, bloated Giants fans have sworn a blood oath to abhor statistics, So they can pretend that Eli Was anything more than a below average quarterback carried by luck, variance, and an all-world defense to two titles. You know what’s a great statistic? Eli going 2-0 in Super Bowls against the Patriots 
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May 9, 2023 22:09
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Nervous posted:This handsome devil doesn't have to worry about that.  euphronius posted:Is Eli in the hall of fame yet ? He won’t be eligible until 2025, and I will enjoy the fury some fan bases will have when he goes in as I sit and grin and watch Super Bowl XLII highlights. Febreeze posted:God I wish more people realized how pointlessly complicated Gilbrides offense was. So many of Elis worst throws were cases of the WR simply not taking the right break. loving Rueben Randle man This, but also having a good tight end that he gelled with. Shockey for a bit, Kevin Boss for a season or two, that one crazy year of Jake Ballard’s slow rear end somehow getting open until his leg imploded in the Super Bowl, reviving Martellus Bennet for one season before they let him walk in free agency. There was also that one year, I believe 2015, where the Giants had the 31st pass defense and blew 6-7 leads where the Giants had or gained the lead with less than 2 minutes left.
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May 10, 2023 01:44
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beep by grandpa posted:any of yall rubbed off on your SOs? 
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May 10, 2023 17:25
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Reminder that we have this 
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May 10, 2023 17:52
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To be honest and drop the facade for a moment, Romo was a really good QB for a while, but I think the big thing was the media nonsense around him. He came in as the starter midway through 2006, replacing the aging corpse of Drew Bledsoe, and was full on “just havin’ fun out there” plus Cowboys hype nonsense had half the football world and media hyping him as the next great HoF QB after like a month. He got too overhyped early on, which made it easy to hate on him and also dismiss what he did. Then had the Cowboys teams around him generally turn lovely (Remember that phase when their offensive line was awful and every snap was over his head? I know there were a bunch of jokes in TFF in that era), and you get that recognition that he was pretty good, and people started to appreciate him, particularly non-Cowboys fans. You had poo poo like the infamous 51-48 shootout with the Broncos in 2013 where a linebacker made a great diving pick on him at the end and the narrative became “ROMO BLOWS GAME ” with no real mention that their defense never slowed Denver down at all. That sorta poo poo happened a bit. He had one more good season, his back broke a bunch, he became a good commentator for like half a season and a mediocre one ever since. So yeah, he was a poor man’s Eli. gently caress Jerry Jones. We now return to our normal shitposting. gently caress the Cowboys.
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May 10, 2023 19:05
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Historical rankings of Cowboys QBs 1. Vinny Testaverde 2. Roger Staubach 3. Don Meredith 4. 5. Danny White 6. Clint Longley 7. Randall Cunningham 8. Cooper Rush 9. Dak Prescott 10. Ben DiNucci 11. Jon Kitna 12. Gary Hogeboom 13. Craig Morton 14. Troy Aikman 15. Steve Walsh I will not be taking questions at this time.
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May 11, 2023 16:07
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Black Lighter posted:This is Quincy Carter erasure He’s #17, just behind Chad Hutchinson and ahead of Steve Beuerlein.
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May 11, 2023 19:11
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Mr. Nice! posted:
Danny Dimes gonna break out this year and dominate the division by channeling righteous NFC East Clownball not seen since the heady days of First Ballot Hall of Famer Eli Manning’s second glorious trip to the Super Bowl.
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May 16, 2023 14:25
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hurts is not the best qb in the nfce let alone the nfc.
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Shinjobi posted:Carson Wentz will raise a football team from underground and threaten the NFC East as a fifth team. So, Wentz is going to the Cardinals, got it. They’re still as connected to the NFC East now as they were in the 80s and 90s.
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May 16, 2023 17:32
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Passes framed
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May 18, 2023 18:14
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Just one decade? Washington has had like maybe 6 seasons of good QB play in the last 30~ years.
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May 18, 2023 20:25
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BiggerBoat posted:Some of these are fair points for sure but: Jeff Feagles
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May 21, 2023 04:19
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Mr. Nice! posted:This Tom Brady guy? He never scored. Not legally anyway, since he always cheated.
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May 24, 2023 17:28
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Time for the new owners to pick a good name.
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May 24, 2023 17:59
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Quiet Feet posted:The Washington Football Team will become a team of masterless men, roaming America and challenging any groups of 50 or more athletes that they find to football games. And often losing!
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May 24, 2023 19:54
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gently caress the Cowboys
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Jun 8, 2023 16:58
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Counterpoint: gently caress the Cowboys
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Jun 15, 2023 11:21
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Daniel “Danny Dimes” Jones
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Jun 15, 2023 21:49
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Here’s to 100,000!
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Jun 16, 2023 18:28
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euphronius posted:He doesn’t do those things but he also doesn’t win So Washington fans get a new owner who isn’t as cartoonishly evil as Snyder, but the rest of the NFC East gets to enjoy Washington still being lovely on the field? Other than this potentially giving the Cowboys (gently caress ‘em) a win or two a year, I fail to see the downside.
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Jun 25, 2023 00:55
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Toaster Beef posted:i'll do him one better: i'm willing to stand here and now and guarantee you all that i will not throw one single interception in the 2023-2024 nfl season Toaster Beef drops back in the park on a cool day this November and lobs a soft pass for his nephew. Out of nowhere, Big Bob Pataki appears, making a diving, one handed interception. "How bout 'dem Cowboys?!" he yells, grinning manically like Jason Garrett after calling a 3-yard dive on 3rd and 9, before scuttling off into the bushes, not to be seen again for another 5 years.
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Jul 18, 2023 18:20
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I envisioned this with BBP wearing the Cowboys mascot suit thing. Quiet Feet posted:Big Bob Pataki didn't need the suit. He looked exactly like that in real life.  Shinjobi posted:I miss Pataki We all do. We all do…
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Jul 18, 2023 23:19
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Congrats Washington fans. I hope you guys improve to third in the division for the foreseeable future (Dallas of course finishing last because gently caress the Cowboys).
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Jul 21, 2023 02:41
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davecrazy posted:Day one camp report: Daniel Jones is in the BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE and BUILDING CHEMISTRY WITH THE FREE AGENT ADDITIONS TO THE ROSTER Danny Dimes MVP/Super Bowl MVP season incoming for the greatest comedy in NFL history
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Jul 27, 2023 02:04
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Shinjobi posted:a giant bowl of poo poo but enough about the Washington Commies
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Jul 27, 2023 02:20
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davecrazy posted:Show me on the doll where Daniel Jones touched you. Danny Dimes Defiled Doltos
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Jul 28, 2023 00:36
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indigi posted:re Eagles uniforms: League rules wouldn’t allow them to switch it every year like that. Make Kelly green the home, keep midnight green as an alternate when they want to relive the glory days of Big Dick Nick, never do a black alternate anything ever again, bring back the Frankford Yellow Jackets jerseys for another game.
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Febreeze posted:I kind of hope Washington wins the division this year and nobody else even makes the playoffs just to shut everyone up Imagine the Magic Johnson tweets 
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indigi posted:Go the Dallas Cowboys this season I do hope they go... right to the bottom of the division standings!
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