NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Dak is almost definitely probably most likely a top 33 QB in the NFL.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 03:41

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Harlock posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1651796169859936258?s=19

Look at all those defenders drafted from a defense that is backed up against it's own goal line.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 18:34

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

cowboys

gently caress em

# ¿ May 8, 2023 02:34

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Febreeze posted:

Decimals are where dorks go to cope about their empty ring fingers

This handsome devil doesn't have to worry about that.

:nms:

# ¿ May 10, 2023 00:27

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Diqnol posted:

His best year of passing got him to a superbowl

Dak hasn�t made it past quarters, right?

Dak has two wildcard wins, one wildcard loss, and three divisional round losses.

# ¿ May 18, 2023 16:03

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

FogHelmut posted:

Frame it and hang it in the Smithsonian.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 23:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cartoon Man posted:

Does Josh Harris own a stadium that dumped raw sewage on its fans?

Does Josh Harris operate a stadium where a safety rail collapsed dumping 5-10 fans on top of the opposing team�s star player?

Does Josh Harris sell expired airline peanuts in his stadium?

Does Josh Harris sue his own season ticket holders for cancelling their tickets?

Does Josh Harris steal his season ticket holders deposits and refuse to return them until a class action lawsuit was filled?

Does Josh Harris foster a toxic workplace with rampant sexual harassment and discrimination?

Does Josh Harris fly his cheerleaders to the Carribean, make them all get naked for a photo shoot, film them getting changed and stuff, and keep a secret DVD of it all for personal use?

Does Josh Harris sexually harass and possibly rape his private jet flight attendant?

Does Josh Harris ignore a congressional subpoena and chill out in international waters to avoid being compelled to show up and testify?

It's his rookie season as an owner. You have to give him time to get used to the NFL game.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 20:09

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mr. Nice! posted:

hurts is not a better qb than Dak. The gulf between their actual arm talent is massive.

He was obviously referring to Geno as #1

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 19:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

blarzgh posted:

And, right on queue, here comes the moron now, pouring draft capital down the drain to make a splash for his stupid ego, costing a worthy project QB their job, and undercutting your head coach

Cross posting this from the NFC West thread

Leperflesh posted:

Steve Young remembers.
https://twitter.com/SteveYoungQB/status/1697459348178395404

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 06:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shinjobi posted:

I would sooner hear a chorus of gently caress the cowboys for the next 5 days than entertain any other football conspiracy theories.

That or more cautious optimism from Washington fans, freed from the yoke of Snyder oppression.

https://youtu.be/dPuj0eyruBM?si=TXEQgeJOKKeU_Cmb

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:37

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

euphronius posted:

Dallas gets hyped up every year because they are a national media focus . They don�t have a top tier qb so their ceiling is limited .

My guess is

Eagles 12-5
Dallas 10-7
The other two teams should tank for a QB

What are you talking about. Dallas has a QB with a 79% win rate on their roster.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 22:39

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

euphronius posted:

I did seem to severely overestimate the literacy of posters here

We have text to speech and speech to text AI now, literacy is no longer required.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 22:43

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

MrMojok posted:

Did they ever do anything about the sun glare coming in from the west end in late afternoon games?

Hang up some giant curtains, or something?

Jerry's still in negotiations to try and get the sun to relocate but it isn't going well.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 01:50

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Toaster Beef posted:

i like all of you, you're all good folks. even the shitheads and loonies.

I accidentally killed your 🐹

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 00:45

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

beep by grandpa posted:

This is simply because most people are too ashamed to admit their team is in the nfce

Who are the people who aren't a ashamed? Cowboys fans?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 01:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

predicto posted:

gently caress the Cowboys ftw

Ftfy

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 11:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

blarzgh posted:

Hm yes no good quarterback has ever thrown a desperation pick when the game was out of hand

Tony Romo would never!

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 01:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Tom already retired so Dak definitely missed his window to earn a ring as Tom's backup.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 19:18

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

biceps crimes posted:

cowboys fans enjoy grilling and football. not even sure if eagles fans like football, also they all seem like they want to die

It's because they're stuck in a division with the cowboys

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 08:16

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