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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1651796169859936258?s=19

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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This still remains to me the funniest and most bizarre storyline

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/1656663812475604993

49ers still upset they lost that game like they were destined to go to the Super Bowl or something

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Anyone afraid of 2023 Baker Mayfield is a coward and I won't stand for it.

*12 hours later*

I always knew Baker was a good QB.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Never in doubt.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Even if White isn't there, there's still two Cardinals who are in front of ball before it gets to the receiver. They might not intercept it quite as easily but it isn't a TD most likely. It was just a really bad throw.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Giants have been outscored 64-3 at home

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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We live in a world where the Knicks are the most successful NY team this year

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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There's so many funny ways to display data

https://twitter.com/rjochoa/status/1709045052490616963

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Can't say that

https://twitter.com/DarrylSlater/status/1709662335344808288

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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James Bradberry is so washed just absolute yikes

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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blarzgh posted:

Same, meanwhile daboll doesn't have the grace to tank and try and line up the #1 overall pick

Starting a guy who cannot throw a pass named Tommy Devito sounds like tanking to me.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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https://twitter.com/PHLEaglesNation/status/1726817631431450718

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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I do think the offensive coordinator is out of his mind for the relentless screen game. It worked like twice all game and to the detriment of several drives other times.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1728096278267974098

Shaq Leonard you are an Eagle?

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Teams are now 0-10 doing the bird flap at the Eagles this season*

**stat completely made up

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The Eagles last 4 games:

Week 8: Down 17-10 at halftime. Eagles win 38-31
Week 9: Down 17-14 at halftime. Eagles win 28-23
Week 11: Down 17-7 at halftime. Eagles win 21-17
Week 12: Down 17-7 at halftime, Eagles win 37-34

Score more than 17 points in the first half to beat them

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Jordan Davis is insane

https://twitter.com/KeeganAbdoo/status/1728949299424399385

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Looks like the Eagles officially made the playoffs with this win, neat.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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That gold medal isn't a chicken cutlet..

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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I think people are just looking ahead where Philly gets the Giants twice and Arizona while Dallas still needs to play Miami, Buffalo, and Detroit.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Hurts is either 1st or 2nd in total touchdowns. His rushing numbers are doing a lot of the legwork his passing game isn't in his MVP case aside from being on the team with the most wins.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Ben Baldwin is just waiting for the Eagles to lose to the 49ers and/or Cowboys just to post the biggest 'I told you so' in history

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The Giants throwback is very good

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1729660980446032187

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Mods?? I thought the Cowboys were an unstoppable juggernaut? The computers told me so.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Eagles were very bad today in all the ways we knew they were bad but had been getting away with/hiding.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Not a money issue since the Colts are on the hook for his massive salary

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Eagles probably signing Suh again too? The last year mid-season replacements are almost back

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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CapnAndy posted:

Genuine take: if you can’t get the #1 seed, I genuinely think it’s not worth winning the NFCE but rather taking the (presumed) #5. Because who would you rather play round 1, an actually good team or whatever the NFCS shits out?
If you don't get the #1 seed and it goes to the 49ers, you want to be the #2 or #3 seed, not #5.

In a scenario where #1, #2, #3, and #5 win, the matchups would be 49ers vs Cowboys/Eagles and Lions vs Cowboys/Eagles. If you're an Eagles fan would you rather play the Lions or 49ers?

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The MVP will be decided by who cooks the Eagles secondary more. If Dak lights it up Sunday, he's the frontrunner.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Yeah when the refrain is "we haven't played our best football yet", the true answer is that you just aren't as good as you think you are.

The defense lost a lot of talent and there's some schematic oddities happening too. Defense can't get home on the pass rush and they aren't rotating at much as they used to. Slay and Bradberry look old. Slay has to mug WRs to stay competitive and it leads to a 50/50 chance he gets DPI. Linebackers lol. Howie has been getting by with dreck there because normally the D-line is so good.

Offense is the bigger question because they have so much talent but call the dumbest plays week in and week out. Anyone at home could tell you or see that Dallas was going to max blitz on some of those 3rd and 4th downs and the Eagles didn't have an answer for it until like early 4th quarter where they ran an AJ Brown screen that quickly developed.

They have a lot of issues right now. The offense is more fixable than the defense, but running out of time to figure it out.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The talent is also noticeably worse than last year.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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I am personally hoping for the stars to align on the 49ers / Cowboys second round match up again.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Asproigerosis posted:

Lol Vegas looking to really scam some people with this one

Cowboys will cream them

If there's been one knock on Dallas this year they play horribly on the road. The home/away splits kind of nutty and likely informing this line

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Wow the Cowboys are garbage on the road who would've thought.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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I'd rather give it to Josh Allen who pulled his team out of a tailspin to make the playoffs*

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The Cowboys/Eagles both going to get boatraced by the NFC South Champion Bucs

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Fraudboys

https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/1736538553784381446

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Luckily it gets easier for Dallas, having to face Miami and Detroit in subsequent weeks

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