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As a kid growing up before the Internet, I watched a lot of tv. A lot. And I saw a lot of bad commercials. You may have done the same. This is the thread to share the most awful jingle from ads that you will never forget, no matter how much you’d like to. Do your worst. For my part, I offer My Buddy / Kid Sister I’m not even going to bother with a YouTube link. If you can’t hear it in your head, you don’t know it.
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Apr 25, 2023 06:56
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i forgot all of them
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Apr 25, 2023 07:02
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head on, apply directly to the foreskin
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Apr 25, 2023 07:04
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1-877-Kars-4-Kids K A R S Kars 4 Kids Donate your car today!
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Apr 25, 2023 07:09
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Schneekoppe. Sanostol.
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Apr 25, 2023 07:11
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I only remember the good ones sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
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Apr 25, 2023 07:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0HchzE-7rM
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Apr 25, 2023 07:21
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This one rules tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGIq-rZ4Ak kawasaki ninjas rule kawasaki ninjas cool
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Apr 25, 2023 07:25
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emotionally i dont think i have the capacity as an adult even i dunno if my child murdered someone to feel as much raw disappointment as i did as a child when i realized how much lamer the game Crossfire was than the commercials made it out to be
eSports Chaebol fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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Apr 25, 2023 07:27
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Not really my youth but Idid a rendition of part of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffRlqiIE4J4 before I took my shower. YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME I'm 35+ and WILL DO WHAT I WANT gently caress YOU! I did the moose antlers.
Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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Apr 25, 2023 07:29
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eSports Chaebol posted:emotionally i dont think i have the capacity as an adult even i dunno if my child murdered someone to feel as much raw disappointment as a did as a child when i realized how much lamer the game Crossfire was than the commercials made it out to be this was a lesson learned well, and in my case learned early Crossfire sucked more than Bop-it and Sock-em Boppers combined
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Apr 25, 2023 07:30
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eSports Chaebol posted:emotionally i dont think i have the capacity as an adult even i dunno if my child murdered someone to feel as much raw disappointment as a did as a child when i realized how much lamer the game Crossfire was than the commercials made it out to be Which one? HMMM? WHICH ONE? The classic; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50. The 90s which is also excellent; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyg3kn0cfwE edit: It has come to my attention through reliable sources (youtube comments) that the one I consider the classic is the newer one. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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Apr 25, 2023 07:31
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I realize now Bop-it is just Simon Says for kids that would grow up to have anxiety problems
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Apr 25, 2023 07:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s
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Apr 25, 2023 07:37
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Colgate Pump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQdnbT4uXk My First Sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0OoizeWeI Atari 2600 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m752qiGqSm4 (Is that a flat panel monitor they're playing on or some sort of really thin tube?) Edit: Trying to watch it again, I'm now thinking it's a small normal tube TV with an oversized frame and shooting angle that hides the actual body of the TV.
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Apr 25, 2023 08:44
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crossfire was a good game
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Apr 25, 2023 08:46
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Milo and POTUS posted:crossfire was a good game but could it compare to the commercial? shill rear end dinosaur motherposter
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Apr 25, 2023 09:05
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How can I shill for a game that probably hasn't been made in 80 years that makes no sense baby bottle pop, baby bottle opo
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Apr 25, 2023 10:05
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One three double OH! six triple five o six. I have no idea what that is or even how old it is, but it's stuck in there. Maybe I'll call the number.
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Apr 25, 2023 11:12
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That loving boner pill commercial with the dude going about his day with that ghoulish poo poo eating grin while the music designed to drive you insane played on a loop
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Apr 25, 2023 11:22
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B Squad Leader posted:1-877-Kars-4-Kids I'm pretty sure the Kars For Kids jingle came out of the MK Ultra program in an effort to drive people insane. Duck and Cover posted:Which one? HMMM? WHICH ONE? The classic; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvDUx-RWJxw AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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Apr 25, 2023 12:40
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ZACK ZACK HES A LEGOMANIAC
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Apr 25, 2023 13:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzVAAnKt2ck&t=24s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asCs8Cypa7o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTRhWFij8Ks But the real answer is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHtEYVmhV8 and a palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gub9x8fP6yw ...And the GOAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc9LMe53sXI&t=50s
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Apr 25, 2023 13:29
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B Squad Leader posted:1-877-Kars-4-Kids gently caress you
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Apr 25, 2023 13:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRWtFVFSx5I
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Apr 25, 2023 13:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
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Apr 25, 2023 13:37
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i'm mr bucket the balls pop out of my mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobXdCclM40
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Apr 25, 2023 13:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxrCyqXzHI8 You do know a what a jingle is, right?
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Apr 25, 2023 13:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjctVBg6K8
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Apr 25, 2023 13:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7KdFyaW_x8
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Apr 25, 2023 14:04
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If we're talking about good jingles, bagel bites is up there. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
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Apr 25, 2023 14:09
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How about a local one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CADIplr70kQ
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Apr 25, 2023 14:10
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AFewBricksShy posted:If we're talking about good jingles, bagel bites is up there. This was one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6jXxZXFoOY
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Apr 25, 2023 14:12
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The Jenny Craig still echoes between my ears to this day 1-800-94-jenny It's so catchy https://youtu.be/PLxesVFWhCE
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Apr 25, 2023 14:25
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I think My Buddy/Kid Sister is burned into the brains of any kid who watched Saturday morning cartoons from 1985-1995, tbh. Whenever someone mention chimichangas, my mind automatically goes to “If you like chimichangas, I mean if you REALLY LIKE chimichangas…” from this local place and dude who ran these commercials for years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0b7ky96oKg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF77D8a3nmI You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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Apr 25, 2023 14:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM
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Apr 25, 2023 15:01
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not gonna post the video, not even gonna type the whole thing just gonna say two six hundred and you'll all have a pavlovian response.
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Apr 25, 2023 15:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prg_SVBfFWw Je suis la jeune fille. Yes, that's French they're speaking, and no, these kids aren't French, they're American. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPM6j1Q4sg Call JG Wentworth! 877 CASH NOW!
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Apr 25, 2023 15:07
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TK8325 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prg_SVBfFWw I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW f'in lol
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Apr 25, 2023 15:23
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Maybe not really a jingle but I could sure go for some BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM
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