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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



https://youtu.be/1wrI4iHSusA
The best jingle for the worst candy

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


The commercial made it look so cool, but the actual game was so lame.

Cha cha cha chia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY7qQFij_M

$2 a call to… listen to a recorded message from a puppet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdQiSGb4Luw

Nobody actually played the game, everyone just set up the trap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJr2SdyLGk

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I want my baby back baby back baby back

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Chiiiiliiiiii's baaaaaby back ribs

BARBECUE SOUS

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

This was and still is a dope rear end commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ZUM0Jb9pQ

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Good call on My Buddy OP. Those 80's "My Little Pony, My Little Pony..." ads are equally burned into my brain.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I clicked this because I didn't remember it, but literally one second after clicking, I literally -- alone in my apartment -- said "oh no, noooo" and closed the tab.

Treecko posted:

The Jenny Craig still echoes between my ears to this day

1-800-94-jenny

It's so catchy

https://youtu.be/PLxesVFWhCE

I remember actively worrying about what was going to happen to those jingles after 1999.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Not a jingle, but this ad came on at max volume late at night and everyone I knew would impersonate this kids delivery. As an adult I learned it may not have aired everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4UMv8Ikzr0

DAD THE CABLES OUT AGAIN, CAN YOU FIX IT?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
https://youtu.be/xFWtvwomRG0

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The_Franz posted:

Nobody actually played the game, everyone just set up the trap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJr2SdyLGk

I grew up with this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgfa-mqEnZg

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I wish this had been part of my childhood.
I would have loved to grow up on whatever planet this is from.
https://youtu.be/Lt_OS54FFFE

Here’s a local one. Feed the deer.
https://youtu.be/lw47n8vGyjA

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

PLANT A TREEEEEEEEE FOR YOUR TOMOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOW

gently caress you john denver

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Does anyone remember that one for Flintstone chewable vitamins where it was just Fred and Barney saying the n word over and over?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Only two commercials come to mind when I think of songs I unironically found myself singing for years afterwards, very different kinds of jingles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNcZHDopFb8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YqXkoRwvwM

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlvcwX2Xa0

and the superior version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg4FzuBNvdE

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



That Nestle ad was a whole entire vibe.

This one still drifts into my head occasionally
https://youtu.be/_Zo9hEhjWbY

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Cape Cod businesses had great jingles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWlbaGwVRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rg9zKxBQqg

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Apr 25, 2023

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kl3hkl0DBI

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

1991ish

It's a great way to serve! (Ba da DA da!)
The U.S. Air Force Reserve!

I can't find it on YouTube, but my siblings and I would get hype and sing along when it came on.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Thank you very much
Thank you very much
For all the Chrysler-Plymouth cars
That you bought from us.

And

Gator Golf
What could be greater
Than playing a game
Of golf with a gator!

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



In honor of the great Harry Belafonte, here’s his children using this rendition of the banana boat song to hawk Oldsmobiles and completely replace the original lyrics in my brain.

https://youtu.be/DPzoFsMMRMg

Trofeeeeeeo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
This is my favorite channel for retro ads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHVzHrzZRM

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Crocodile mile and slip n’ slide

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Who else remembers this breathy ASMR joint? Spooky empty chair with pillows. Random windowsills bathed in afternoon light. On the phone with Cindy Crawford as she lounges on the bed laughing.

https://youtu.be/iS052Ci_laI

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

the mood is cotton
the moment, your own
abandon yourself to the feel

so comfortable
so easy and calm
embraaaaaaace the feeling

take comfort in cotton

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Sometime I wonder if the only people who saw this on TV were me and Busta Rhymes. I want to hug the pills.
https://youtu.be/LECSVlc6O1g

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

JediTalentAgent posted:

Colgate Pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQdnbT4uXk

My First Sony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0OoizeWeI

Atari 2600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m752qiGqSm4

(Is that a flat panel monitor they're playing on or some sort of really thin tube?)
Edit: Trying to watch it again, I'm now thinking it's a small normal tube TV with an oversized frame and shooting angle that hides the actual body of the TV.

I had that 2600 ad on a tape of captain power that i used to play with their toys which were sort of an 80s version of interactive. 🎶 Still under 50bux yessiree Da 2600 from aye tar eee! (eyeballs straight glitch out as the flashing lights and patterns send the hypeman into a seizure)🎵

Ever since this has served as my point of reference for the value of $50 in the 2nd half of the 80s.

Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Apr 28, 2023

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.

Like chicken tonight!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPMmeKTMrJk
Does this count as a jingle? Whatever, it's irritating.

Here's a nice one to balance it out. This came on like twice when I was in middle school so I didn't catch any of the lyrics to Google it, and in the pre-Shazam age, it took me like 15 years (and watching Vanilla Sky :geno:) to find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_w1S_I6KA

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

YeahTubaMike posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPMmeKTMrJk
Does this count as a jingle? Whatever, it's irritating.
Hahahah oh my GOD thank you, for years in the 1990s my friends (and even I, I think) would say "and now there's bombs in it!" when making fun of something pop culture trying too hard and I had absolutely no memory of where that joke came from.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



It can’t be overstated how much Colgate Pump owns. It’s the GOAT toothpaste ad. I dare you not to skank to this.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCkhRqStrVo

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


oh well if westwood compilations are fair game

https://youtu.be/dJoo7Tgjr8U

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Hard hitting punk by Rick Assley and crowded house 🏡.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Save Big Money At Menards

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!!!!!!

I had forgotten!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I didn't read the thread but this one is mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBCU7-iBX4

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFF7G1cBi-4

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

PB CRISPS PB CRISPS PB CRISPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6Aj1zuxX0

Want some? Got some. Awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk33tGuBKwc

Call the Pooch Patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN04qW0yohM

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Kinda glad about having a busted long-term memory now.

Even then I still wanna get Kars 4 Kids trepannated or flushed out or whatever finally works.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/qRCBViNVDFQ

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