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I don't know if it was comptemible, but it made me have funny feelings as a teenager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOSejS1SSY
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Cubone posted:866 six-ty-six fas-ter, you've got the green light even as a kid I knew this was some how a scam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NECn-uohptg
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't know if it was comptemible, but it made me have funny feelings as a teenager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOSejS1SSY The song was originally Beautiful Girls by Van Halen, they changed it for online and home video release.
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Remember the good old days? War, protest, goin’ to jail? Turn it up, man! https://youtu.be/2eGWW8KOQio This commercial used to run a lot. Sad how these two groovy freedom rockers ended up voting for trump and died tazing their own balls on the Capitol steps.
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Ralph Hurley posted:It can’t be overstated how much Colgate Pump owns. It’s the GOAT toothpaste ad. I dare you not to skank to this. Oh yeah, well, I got news for you, sunshine! Colgate Pump is trash compared to this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcVRueT2cw
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May 1, 2023 03:39
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The song was originally Beautiful Girls by Van Halen, they changed it for online and home video release. Lorne could have payed for it, but, he didn't want to
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The song was originally Beautiful Girls by Van Halen, they changed it for online and home video release. https://psyne.co/schmitts-gay/ got the original
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May 1, 2023 04:00
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A couple that haven’t been posted that played during Saturday morning cartoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afofc_Jt86s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyPqufRVyDI And a couple that constantly played on The Price is Right during summer break: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnSkaDV_H8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzi2SHz_SQY
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May 1, 2023 04:05
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Kids should not have cars imo they can't even drive (or shouldn't)
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May 1, 2023 04:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU so this is how families worked in 2009 according to Folgers
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May 1, 2023 04:16
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MrQwerty posted:https://psyne.co/schmitts-gay/ The original is way funnier, dunno why.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The original is way funnier, dunno why. because of Beautiful Girls, and only if you know that song
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May 1, 2023 04:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The original is way funnier, dunno why. prolly because some writer wrote it that way, with that song in their head I dunno I ain't a comedian
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May 1, 2023 04:22
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it was written and filmed with the beats of the song
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MrQwerty posted:it was written and filmed with the beats of the song no way Chis Farley and Adam Sandler could figure out 4/4 time!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8fNQMlbpY This still plays in my head whenever I melt cheese. That triggered this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBPchX4nWXw Mumpy Puffinz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU
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Fifty years later, I still know these jingles by heart: https://youtu.be/JsjZAtHYX_c https://youtu.be/y0MzW5lSV70
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU I'd bang my brother too if he looked like that
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May 1, 2023 09:32
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A Focus and a Dell! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpxKoDN0Hk God, I don't know what genre they're going for there. Are they aiming for that early 00s skate punk?
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May 1, 2023 09:35
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Chicken Tonight made me attempt the destruction of america. Didn't work
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May 1, 2023 09:52
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU This gives me some serious "Pam from The Office, when Jim came back to Scranton from Stamford" vibes.  Also, it's kind of weird that he would say "west Africa" instead of the country was in, but whatever, maybe he was on tour or something. People treating Africa like one big country is a pet peeve of mine; maybe I'm being overly sensitive in this case.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Save Big Money At Menards I mostly remember toy commercials, which were equally insidious earworms My Baby All-Gone (you make it all gone!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0HqUHfMmKQ Go for it... Connect Four! Hungry hungry hip-POs we're hungry hungry hip-POs It's Fun Getting Into Trouble! Lite Brite Lite Brite shines so bright! Beautiful pictures come to life! TWISTER!!! THE HOT SPOT!!! 
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YeahTubaMike posted:This gives me some serious "Pam from The Office, when Jim came back to Scranton from Stamford" vibes. It helps the Folgers brand to keep Africa mysterious and unknowable, if consumers start learning they names of the countries they might find accidentally find out how coffee is sourced and feel bad
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The best part of waking up is incestuous slave coffee in your cup Perfect metaphor for imperialism tbh
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Private Cumshoe posted:The best part of waking up is incestuous slave coffee in your cup Every day Juan Valdez and his burro went into the hills of Colombia to bring me the finest coffee. Until he was killed by the Medellin cartel and the coffee used to keep the drug sniffing dogs off the coke.
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didnt read thread but the topic immediately brought this to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnjcVvO40bg
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The convenience stores of SuperAmerica 🎼🎼🎼
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I didn't read the thread but this one is mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBCU7-iBX4 Lol i was going to post this at some point. great choice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdQfjaRAG0 my friend and I used to do this in the water at the beach, if a wave was wimpy, or if a wave was hefty. lol. little kids are stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM9VdOcjGA I remember at some huge boyscout gettogether they had us chant this at each other, and looking back, I have no idea why. I think it also became a chant at a theme park with the giant boat that went back and forth and each side would yell it at the other, wtf where are these memories coming from. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 4, 2023 |
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Yup… I’ll catch myself humming this while making a sandwich sometimes 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You son of a bitch! If you grew up near Portsmouth, then you probably also have this unexploded ordinance buried somewhere in your subconscious: "I can walk like a pennn-guin."
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SpookyTurtle posted:If you grew up near Portsmouth, then you probably also have this unexploded ordinance buried somewhere in your subconscious: "I can walk like a pennn-guin." Yep, anyone around 40 from the commonwealth should remember both the commercial and how bad those penguins stunk.
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