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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

jurassic world 2 is stunningly stupid

tbh i'm kind of lookin forward to it lol, its insane how many movies theyve made in this series that have sucked poo poo

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tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

elf help book posted:

jurassic world 2 is stunningly stupid

it has the dumbest second half of possibly any movie i've ever seen. i saw it in theatres and thought it was pretty stupid then, but then like a year later i randomly remembered it and had to look up a plot synopsis to make sure i wasn't "remembering" a fever dream

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

tmfc posted:

it has the dumbest second half of possibly any movie i've ever seen. i saw it in theatres and thought it was pretty stupid then, but then like a year later i randomly remembered it and had to look up a plot synopsis to make sure i wasn't "remembering" a fever dream

im glad i watched it

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I only watched the first Jurassic World and it was dumb as hell. It's stunning how bad all the sequels are when the first Jurassic Park is very nearly a perfect movie

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I only watched the first Jurassic World and it was dumb as hell. It's stunning how bad all the sequels are when the first Jurassic Park is very nearly a perfect movie

Grumpy teen sulking w/ arms folded at the theme park with real irl dinosaurs walking around ftw



Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=428IyxSfsls

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

how have there been like 5 bad Jurassic park movies but none of them have been set on Alcatraz, clearly the best place to set a jurassic park sequel

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Fungah! posted:

jurassic park 2 nd 3. 2 is loving awful, insanely boring nd everything just goes on way too long. easily the worst spielberg movie ive ever seen. honestly i liked 3 better, its insanely fuckin stupid but at least theres adventure nd sam neill, william h. macy, and tea leoni are tryin to have fun

jp2 is loving sick and the only stupid part is the gymnastics raptor kill. t('.'t)

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

I got the tude now posted:

jp2 is loving sick and the only stupid part is the gymnastics raptor kill. t('.'t)

jp2 is 3 hours of jeff goldblum not doin a fuckin thing with a bunch of characters i dont care about nd whats her face sucks poo poo + two good setpieces (the bus hanging off a cliff and dino in san diego)

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

fallen kingdom was dogshit. how do you gently caress up a movie featuring cool dinosaurs and a volcano that badly

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Fungah! posted:

jp2 is 3 hours of jeff goldblum not doin a fuckin thing with a bunch of characters i dont care about nd whats her face sucks poo poo + two good setpieces (the bus hanging off a cliff and dino in san diego)

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two words, chud. vince. fucing. vaugn

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

the bus in LW ripped off the train scene in uncharted 2. Spielberg owes Neil druckman an apology, until then I shan’t be watching.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

I got the tude now posted:

two words, chud. vince. fucing. vaugn

whos in three scenes and doesnt do poo poo. next!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

buffalo all day posted:

the bus in LW ripped off the train scene in uncharted 2. Spielberg owes Neil druckman an apology, until then I shan’t be watching.

This

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Richard Schiff getting ripped in half by two t rexes is pretty cool though

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
also the big game hunter guy kicks rear end! i love jp2 lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Richard Schiff getting ripped in half by two t rexes is pretty cool though

that was sweet

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I got the tude now posted:

also the big game hunter guy kicks rear end! i love jp2 lol

Oh yeah Pete Postlethwaite is cool. RIP

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

jurassic world 2 is stunningly stupid

wife made me watch it last night. lmfao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Fungah! posted:

wife made me watch it last night. lmfao

lmfoa hell yeah

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

i knew we were in for somethin special when chris pratt started playin footsies with lava but man. everythng from when they get on the boat to the end is the dumbest poo poo possible lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

jurassic world: dominion. three hour fuckin dinosaur movie

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

an endless run of British period dramas. How much of this loving poo poo exists?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

herculon posted:

an endless run of British period dramas. How much of this loving poo poo exists?

Liza Chuzzleworth: "Nigel... You must know. I've been stonking Dr. Hatsworth in the loo at Cotswold Manor. Ta-ra forever, chap."

Wives everywhere: "This is true cinema."

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

herculon posted:

an endless run of British period dramas. How much of this loving poo poo exists?

lol but i don't watch any of that poo poo

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

herculon posted:

an endless run of British period dramas. How much of this loving poo poo exists?

downton abbey ftw

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

twister
armageddon

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

the craft. on the criterion channel lmfao. actually a pretty sweet movie

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Lake Mungo

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


"Never watch lake mungo" would be one of my tatoos if i was the memento guy.




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
We doing Mean Girls tonight

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

TheSwizzler posted:

We doing Mean Girls tonight

sick movie

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Fungah! posted:

sick movie

marrying people with good taste in movies is a pro strat

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

RuPaul's Drag Race S4-10

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S1-4


i've been RuPilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9J8uEGMj0

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

just found out about the fracking. ru paul sucks

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the 63 year old gay man famous for putting on dresses isnt an expert on frackings effect on the environment and said yes when someone turned up with a dump truck full of money, its disgusting frankly

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Take the money, always

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

quiz girl. nothing special but some funny bits. cameo at the end really caught me off guard but was nice to see.

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