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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I don't drink coffee and thus am deliberately breaking your rule. I cannot be tethered.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking to have an afternoon cup as well

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
just finished my cold brew. its good.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Morning fuckfee

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

coffees for fuckign pussies. yeah lap up your caffeine drip losers *sips a tall glass of root beer (zero caffeine, also no sugar for the pusseys in the back who put that poo poo in their diarrhea generators too)

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i've been informed by e/n that talking to the opposite sex in public is harassment and to use dating apps instead

Don’t even look at her. Look down at your shoes while ordering.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I had my coffee in the late afternoon:smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

cumpantry posted:

coffees for fuckign pussies. yeah lap up your caffeine drip losers *sips a tall glass of root beer (zero caffeine, also no sugar for the pusseys in the back who put that poo poo in their diarrhea generators too)

I eat coffee grounds....

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

*me eating the coffee grounds out of the already brewed coffee machine, I hear the sound of a door opening n look up my teeth streaked with brown n black like I just ate a pepto bismol poo poo*

Coworker: "OH MY GOD!!"

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Its wasteful to not eat the grinds

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I take caffeine pills instead of coffee
Or more accurately, instead of zero white monster energy. Man those are good

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
I don't drink coffee and also it is nighttime. I am ungovernable

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Sometimes I drink black coffee with espresso mixed in and it makes my piss smell like coffee.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BEAN BOOFER

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sipping on a big cup filled with steaming brown stuff

This but delicious Fair Trade World Blend coffee.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

DemonDarkhorse posted:

I don't drink coffee

You should be ashamed.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i dont drink coffee very often, op. three or four times a year tops ill get a taste for it but the rest of the year I’m just shoving the beans up my rear end hole

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

sippin

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Off brand kcups in the office cup

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Maker just beeped its readiness. Time to pour.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

* struts in wearing a monocle and top hat *

Good day for a cup o tea innit?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:coffeepal:

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Saalkin posted:

* struts in wearing a monocle and top hat *

Good day for a cup o tea innit?

gently caress off limey

We drink coffee here, thats why we threw you fuckos out

3rd cup is goin down real nice, watchin the rain outside. Thinkin bout maybe goin to work in a bit.



Naaaaaaah


Gonna have #4 instead. :)

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What if you're in the middle of having your morning coffee, but you haven't fully had it yet?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

What if you're in the middle of having your morning coffee, but you haven't fully had it yet?


YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

:smug::hf::smug:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

fresh_cheese posted:

gently caress off limey

We drink coffee here, thats why we threw you fuckos out

3rd cup is goin down real nice, watchin the rain outside. Thinkin bout maybe goin to work in a bit.



Naaaaaaah


Gonna have #4 instead. :)

:monocle:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

feels good 2 post

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I have my coffee in 2 stages. First stage to get that early morning jumpstart, second stage with breakfast :hmmyes:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Peggy Edson posted:

I have my coffee in 2 stages. First stage to get that early morning jumpstart, second stage with breakfast :hmmyes:

If I have coffee before eating something, my stomach feels weird & unpleasant.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Good Morning having my coffee, cream and sugar giant cup. Body waking up.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Get it in ya.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i dont drink coffee btich

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Holy poo poo I just spit coffee all over my screen....Don't worry folks. It's my third cup!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thinking about how seevral posters have admitted to not drinking coffee itt and yet only panic at the tesco caufght a probe........ mods very capricious and persecuting specific posters as of late

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Foldger's in my cup

Dark and robust

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking about how seevral posters have admitted to not drinking coffee itt and yet only panic at the tesco caufght a probe........ mods very capricious and persecuting specific posters as of late

Wheels are turning op, many plans yet to be put into motion…

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I like my coffee...crisp.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
another Kirkland canned cold brew with a splash of almond milk and 1 splenda down the hatch.

my toilet...AWAITS ME~!~!!! :blastu:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Just had a morning coffee and a morning poop right after.

I felt the poop coming but made sure to drink the coffee and hold it for 15 mins so it would be much more complete

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the day hasnt really started until after your third cup of coffee

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