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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

just downed #2. afternoon cup

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking about how seevral posters have admitted to not drinking coffee itt and yet only panic at the tesco caufght a probe........ mods very capricious and persecuting specific posters as of late

Tea drinkers are above all this and are superior

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Tea drinkers are above all this and are superior

I can't believe people are allowed to post such trash in the coffee thread.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

I can't believe people are allowed to post such trash in the coffee thread.

it's sickening and roleplaying a british itt should be a bannable offence

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Another poo poo is chambering

Gotta get another coffee for (((MAXIMUM making GBS threads OPTIMIZATION)))

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dog and coffee :thumbsup:
tea and cat :nono:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

e: nevermind tea and cat sounds delightful

DefectiveTongue
Apr 27, 2023

by vyelkin
my morning coffee is giving me the spiders

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Ok I wont

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

A poo poo IS BREWING

MORNING COFFEE IN 7 HOURS


GOODNIGHT GOONS WILL UPDATE WHEN COFFEE is intakes and poo poo is extaked

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
Just poured myself a second cup of morning brown


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1gwkJP64xU

Government Handjob fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Apr 28, 2023

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
No matter how much coffee I drink, it's all in one serving, with breakfast. Drinking a large coffee in the morning feels more normal than drinking one small coffee in the morning & another in the afternoon, whether or not the net amount of coffee is the same.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Good Morning, I am having my coffee. French Press, large cup, cream, and sugar.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

dog and coffee :thumbsup:
tea and cat :nono:

Tea and dog for me

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Drank big coffee during Friday company breakfast. It was good coffee.

Had orange juice for the first time in months.

Took a big poo poo

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

stand back, I just had coffee in the afternoon

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
It is a glorious morning because I am having my coffee in a large cup with cream and sugar.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Saw this thread again which just encouraged me to make a delicious coffee even though it's 11:40PM here.

Hey, it's almost morning. :coffeepal:

Saalkin posted:

Tea drinkers are above all this and are superior

It wouldn't take much for you to be running round yelling "Oi! Guvna! A chav stole me teapot!" while nervously adjusting your bowtie so steam could vent out of your collar.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Its Sunday morning and my coffee has been brewed. I am drinking it now. A good way to start off the day.

milkman dad
Aug 13, 2007

Saalkin posted:

Tea and dog for me


Mods

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
I've had my morning coffee as I get withdrawal symptoms all day if I don't.

However I've experimented and seen that they only last for a day so I could stop at any time. I just like coffee ok.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BigBadSteve posted:

It wouldn't take much for you to be running round yelling "Oi! Guvna! A chav stole me teapot!" while nervously adjusting your bowtie so steam could vent out of your collar.

I thank god ever y day that i don't live in the ukl

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Copped two reigns yesterday. Drank the thermogenesis whilst streaming and thinking to pop the gummy bear this morning

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Copped two reigns yesterday. Drank the thermogenesis whilst streaming and thinking to pop the gummy bear this morning

that's not coffee, gtfoh

had my Sunday pot followed by a massive poo poo

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
coffee on the patio w/wild birds. Got some cardinals, goldfinches, eastern towhees, tufted titmouse, bluebirds, brown-headed cowbirds and some rose-breasted grosbeaks. Like I dont actually possess them, they just hang out here and eat seeds and chase each other around

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
coffee sit ---> coffee poo poo

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Haverchuck posted:

coffee on the patio w/wild birds. Got some cardinals, goldfinches, eastern towhees, tufted titmouse, bluebirds, brown-headed cowbirds and some rose-breasted grosbeaks. Like I dont actually possess them, they just hang out here and eat seeds and chase each other around

This is some pro level coffee drinking, a favorite of mine

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*me eating the coffee grounds out of the already brewed coffee machine, I hear the sound of a door opening n look up my teeth streaked with brown n black like I just ate a pepto bismol poo poo*

Coworker: "OH MY GOD!!"

ah, yes, who among us hasn't suffered through this or a similar faux pas? consider the tasty delicacy that is the chocolate-dipped coffee bean, a popular treat for many. it's clear your coworker was merely shocked that you hadn't paired your ground beans with some cocoa flavor

anyway, I recommend smoothing things over with your fellow worker by mixing up a huge bowl of delicious coffee grounds and a bottle of chocolate syrup. leave it at her work station. maybe even write an encouraging message in the stuff next to your peace offering

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Another morning , another coffee

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

any coffee enjoyers this morning

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm going old school, cup of Maxwell House original
in a porcelain mug here.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Had an 8 am call and rolled out of bed at 7:58 so I haven’t made it over to the pot yet but I will soon

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

any coffee enjoyers this morning

had my pour over at home, stuck in my commute rn but about 30 minutes after I get in and finish my work for the rest of the day I'll start killing the next 7 hours by making a Tim Hortons k cup

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Is this coffee really Seattle’s best? I think they could do better.

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I got terrible Starbucks this morning because I left for work so early that my alarm to *wake up* went off while on my commute. It's cold and rainy and the world sucks so I over paid for burnt sugar-water.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Having my coffee now. Very good 10/10.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

coffe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nitro cold brew

Not from Starbucks

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Burned the absolute poo poo out of my hand making coffee this morning.

Was too lazy to clean the maker last night, so was doing a french press. Forgot the burner was still hot after heating water so I was cleaning up and ran my hand directly over the burner surface

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Konar posted:

Burned the absolute poo poo out of my hand making coffee this morning.

Was too lazy to clean the maker last night, so was doing a french press. Forgot the burner was still hot after heating water so I was cleaning up and ran my hand directly over the burner surface

Every action taken before coffee multiplies its danger factor

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