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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
No more creamer for me. The secret is the sugar. Turbinado and a splash of whole milk.

As for beans, I check out everything for fun.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Just had some Starbucks that had been sitting on the counter since yesterday

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Konar posted:

Burned the absolute poo poo out of my hand making coffee this morning.

Was too lazy to clean the maker last night, so was doing a french press. Forgot the burner was still hot after heating water so I was cleaning up and ran my hand directly over the burner surface

:stonk: That sounds horrible.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Zeluth posted:

No more creamer for me.

the existence of creamer makes me sad bc I like coffee w/ cream and you wouldn't believe how often cream becomes 'creamer' in people's heads and I'm given the worst swill imaginable

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Nooner posted:

Just had some Starbucks that had been sitting on the counter since yesterday

If anyone caught me doing this there'd be a Snide Remark

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
i get that goon-roasted coffee from Royal Mile Coffee in Jersey and it's never missed, poo poo is delicious

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3594506

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
don't drink coffee but I've got this extra-caffeinated English breakfast tee that does the trick

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

StrangersInTheNight posted:

the existence of creamer makes me sad bc I like coffee w/ cream and you wouldn't believe how often cream becomes 'creamer' in people's heads and I'm given the worst swill imaginable

Tbh I think cream & creamer are both gross, but that's kind of like saying Keurig & literal dog poo poo are both gross. Like, yeah, it's technically true, but very different.

edit:

Super Waffle posted:

don't drink coffee but I've got this extra-caffeinated English breakfast tee that does the trick

I got a Twinings black tea medley and I'm pretty sure the English breakfast tea is my favorite. Irish breakfast tea is also my favorite, as is Lady Grey. Earl Grey is adequate, but English Irish, and Lady Grey are tied for #1.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Coffee on the patio with the birds. Some kind of grackle or starling has been scrabbling around in a space between the siding and the roof and now its full of babies. First strawberries ready to pick tomorrow? Coffee is from a big foil bag from Costco.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Caramel macchiato nitro cold brew.

It's so good.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

cuppa warm sludge this morning

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Large coffee, milk, three sugars. Plus, I got it at a kittied bodega :3:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

Large coffee, milk, three sugars. Plus, I got it at a kittied bodega :3:

not enough random cats in shops around where i live

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Haverchuck posted:

Coffee on the patio with the birds. Some kind of grackle or starling has been scrabbling around in a space between the siding and the roof and now its full of babies. First strawberries ready to pick tomorrow? Coffee is from a big foil bag from Costco.

ngl my dream is to one day work a remote job so that I can do a nice contemplative cup of coffee on the patio with any number of animals

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

not enough random cats in shops around where i live

http://mykittycafe.com/

This is in Guelph.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Airport coffee. :morning:

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
happy cinco de mayo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

Airport coffee. :morning:

Airport getting you prepped for NYC prices bro

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Airport getting you prepped for NYC prices bro

Hearing rumors that halal cart lamb over rice is approaching $10.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

Hearing rumors that halal cart lamb over rice is approaching $10.

biden.....

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I haven't had coffee today but I GRIPPED and RIPPED a Rockstar zero sugar massive energy driNK HELL YEAH BRO

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Chinatown hands the lamb purveyor a crisp 20 but as he looks up it’s Joe Biden and he’s still got his hand out “keep it coming, Jack!”

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine a character thats exactly like cool spot but instead of a red spot its a cup of black coffee

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb6Scz-5YOs

I'm the circle

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Sipping on some DUNKIN. :morning:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
DD cold brew is liquid crack

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i need more coffee

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Copped a watered down keurig from work. Coffee is coffee! Except for “the bux” which is win in a cup, and it’ll cost you!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

starbucks laces the sides of their cups with caffeine

a "venti" large black starbucks coffee will really get you going

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Had TWO coffees this morning :sludgepal:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I have my tea :twisted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

I have my tea :twisted:

Reported

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
:coffeepal:

man I wish there was a Dutch bros within 200 miles of me right now. All the coffee shops in SoCal are fancy, sometimes I just want a ton of caffeine and sugar in a cup :shrug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:munch:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Instant coffee is underrated

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Glugged down a cuppa this morning :coffeepal:

how I know I'm old - I've taken to buying regular and decaf versions of the same type and mixing them together for my own half-caf.


YeahTubaMike posted:

Instant coffee is underrated

:hmmno:

Gorgeous Zan
Apr 13, 2007

New Haven Yacht Club

YeahTubaMike posted:

Instant coffee is underrated

I don't know if it's underrated but it's definitely unfairly maligned.

I'm lazy as poo poo in the morning, Trader Joe's instant coffee is fine. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Gorgeous Zan posted:

I don't know if it's underrated but it's definitely unfairly maligned.

This is basically what I was getting at. I'm not sitting here apologizing for Keurig or anything, which is in its own class of grossness.

quote:

I'm lazy as poo poo in the morning, Trader Joe's instant coffee is fine. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

Same, but with Bustelo instead.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:morning:

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

glad to see somebody's still drinking coffee. i got myself a vertuo because i am lazy and want to pretend im a bouge. it makes pretty good coffee and i drank one this morning. gonna make myself a regular coffee now though.

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