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Chicken Wing Flavors
Buffalo
Maple
Chipotle Maple
Thai
Sweet Chili
Teriyaki
Bbq
Honey Garlic
Cajun
Buffalo Blue
Lemon Pepper
Garlic
Candied Bacon
Spicy House (dry)
Creamy Dill
Dry Moroccan
Dry Taco
Peanut Satay
Mango Jalapeño
Green Curry Coconut
Jerk
Inferno
Salt & Pepper
Smoked Honey Mustard
Goku
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I am going to be ordering a couple orders of chiggen wings and a couple of orders of crispy tofu fingers tonight. Please help me select the flavors.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
List them please.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

List them please.
See above. ^^^

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
screenshot of the list for fellow mobile app goons

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Dry Taco

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
wtf is candied bacon as a wing flavor

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smoked Gouda and lemongrass

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Anybody comes in here saying boneless wings are just chicken tenders for adults, I say drat straight, and more power to 'em. It's my God- and Tyson-given* right since childhood, as a patriotic American consumer of artificially cheap convenience foods, to eat as many tendies as I want, whenever I drat well please. And slather 'em in buckets of that Goku sauce.**

*is there really a difference?
**available at participating stores for a limited time only, see store for details

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im leaning towards smoked honey mustard :2bong: and INFERNO :supaburn:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I wanted to keep it limited but these were my choices.

Buffalo (classic, not sure what the Blue version is)

Thai
Sweet Chili (I sometimes see this listed combined as Sweet Thai Chili or something)

Creamy Dill (no idea but this sounds interesting)

Jerk (solid)

Smoked Honey Mustard (the smoked part makes this one sound neat)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

im leaning towards smoked honey mustard :2bong: and INFERNO :supaburn:

those sound good to me. make it so

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
Creamy dill is just ranch with popcorn dill seasoning. Mid at best. Get cajun wings.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




order 12 wings, each unique with half and half of 2 of the flavors

that way you can try all 24 without paying an arm and a leg

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
slashmoth eat the wings

eat all the wings

e: voted 2, try not to choke on a bone. ur mom's was a sad ending :patriot:

dee eight fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Apr 26, 2023

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bad Purchase posted:

order 12 wings, each unique with half and half of 2 of the flavors

that way you can try all 24 without paying an arm and a leg
I will ask if they can make a jungle juice of wing sauces.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If it's not buffalo, it's a waste.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Peanut Satay and Jerk

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
You're going to regret it if you don't get that dry moroccan

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

got so carried away thinking about wings that i forgot to vote for goku. :negative:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Green curry coconut and Goku obviously. You loving buffoon

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Peanut satay and the weird bacon. Have you ever had a burger with bacon and peanut butter? It's good. Safe combo. Y/w op

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

screenshot of the list for fellow mobile app goons


The app can't even see polls? :lmao:

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Lemon pepper and buffalo together, what a joy

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
little confused about buffalo vs buffalo blue. Is that just buffalo served with blue cheese on the side or is it something else?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just ordered Hot Buffalo wings from place I've been eyeing for a week now. ty op for giving me the courage

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hi my name is numberone poster, and im a chili head. i got my first taste of spice by accident. when i was a kid i would sneak downstairs after my mom went to bed and eat snacks from the fridge. one night i ate some leftover pad thai. ive been chasing the dragon ever since. its been 2 days since my last fix. a half bag of habanero lime crinkle kut kettle chips.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Franks RedHot sauce plz

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

DRY MOROCCAN JERK INFERNO

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I clicked them all.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gay chicken.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
visiting New England? Enjoy plain breaded wings. Because the Puritans hated flavor or something.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Ask if theres a big beefy woman working there that can lay down a hot fart overtop of them

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Buttchocks posted:

visiting New England? Enjoy plain breaded wings. Because the Puritans hated flavor or something.

I don’t know what part you’re in but I have lots of great wing flavors available here in Connecticut op

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Voted 'balls'

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lemon pepper thai jerk

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Internetjack posted:

I clicked them all.

I considered the list very carefully and clicked all of them except those that might contain milk products, as if I was actually going to get to eat them.

And I just might.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
buffalo or buffa-go gently caress yourself :colbert:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

istewart posted:

Anybody comes in here saying boneless wings are just chicken tenders for adults, I say drat straight, and more power to 'em. It's my God- and Tyson-given* right since childhood, as a patriotic American consumer of artificially cheap convenience foods, to eat as many tendies as I want, whenever I drat well please. And slather 'em in buckets of that Goku sauce.**

*is there really a difference?
**available at participating stores for a limited time only, see store for details

I respect the confidence young man. Enjoy those tendies.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Jerk wings, loving CLEARLY u buffoon

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Uriah Heep posted:

Jerk wings, loving CLEARLY u buffoon

Sounds like the jerk wing is you

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