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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MrQwerty posted:

payin for a hooker with a check lmao

Lmao

“Keep the change baby” :clint:

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Gwar was in Jerry and its the only clip I care about

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

~*Special Delivery*~
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STABASS posted:

tragically killed in a wild brawl between a grand wizard, a militant vegan and a former fragrance model who successfully prayed the gay away. rest in power

a master wizard, then.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

the jerricide continues

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

No one ever talks about the time he paid for a hooker by check and i think it should be the thing he should be most known for, tbh

rofl he did it twice

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Can we trade him for Dr Phil?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Caesar Saladin posted:

I wonder what Jerry's Final Thought was

"gently caress this hurts"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

rofl he did it twice

Lol holy poo poo really

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/sex-hype-and-a-little-blue-pill-1157451.html

quote:

Jerry Springer, the US talk-show host, blamed Viagra when he was caught frolicking with a 21-year-old porn star, Kendra Jade, shortly before she appeared on his show. "That Viagra made me lose my mind. I thought I was some kind of sexual superman," he said.

https://metalsludge.tv/20-questions-with-kendra-jade-6199/

quote:

2. Please explain the Jerry Springer situation in case we have any Sludgeaholics who don?t have a clue about what happened.

KENDRA: I dated him for about 4 months, and i won’t go thru the whole long story, but anyway it ended with a video in a hotel of jerry and i in our own porn movie ..

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!

:rip:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
JERRY JERRY JERRY

is dead

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Jelly posted:

JERRY JERRY JERRY

is dead

took out by a wild chair

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Poor Jerry Springer, shot by Montel accidentally when the Warm-Up Man jostles him.

Or maybe that was that opera I saw.

DefectiveTongue
Apr 27, 2023

by vyelkin

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Edward Mass posted:

Poor Jerry Springer, shot by Montel accidentally when the Warm-Up Man jostles him.

Or maybe that was that opera I saw.

Jerry Springer The Opera is canon

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Konar posted:

They should throw that bald enforcer guy into his tomb like a Pharaoh's pets

Steve's show is 1000% worse than Jerry ever was. His bread and butter is "getting to the bottom" of horrific sexual abuse allegations by administering a polygraph test that he regards as perfectly inerrant. I'm not an attorney, but I can't see that being good for anyone.

And, of course, there's no legal consequences for failing the polygraph. Steve just calls the person a piece of poo poo and expresses a desire to do violence to them until the show ends. It doesn't matter how much they claim the polygraph is wrong.

All the alleged victims get is a public shaming of their alleged abuser on a trashy TV show. And I suppose that's better than nothing, but this is taking a situation where the accuser, accused, and the public deserves nothing short of actual due process of law and flushing all of that down the toilet for catharsis and spectacle.

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
Jerry Springer dead today from an overdose of crack cocaine

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

rear end in a top hat Rose posted:

Jerry Springer dead today from an overdose of crack cocaine

Marion Berry was the mayor who smoked rocks with hookers, Jerry Springer was the mayor who paid hookers with personal checks 🤣🤣🤣

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

rear end in a top hat Rose posted:

Jerry Springer dead today from an overdose of crack cocaine

He was delicious

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Jerry Springer was the more morally right Dr Phil, and that is not an endorsement.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

So you dipshits pay hookers with money orders I guess? Or cashier's checks? Morons.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

credburn posted:

I used to watch the combination of The Jenny Jones Show followed by Springer. I always thought they were both basically the same show, but Jenny Jones was actually real with real people and real consequences. Like murder.

I preferred Jenny Jones because I had a crush on Rude Jude ;-*

syntaxfunction posted:

Jerry Springer was the more morally right Dr Phil, and that is not an endorsement.

:hmmyes:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

barnold posted:

the last funny thing jerry did was release a book where half of it was just the titles of every episode. jerry is king

i remember him being on an episode of QI and kinda fun. he was a neat guy

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
:lol: you are NOT the father.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnwgbH0TPbI

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I wish I was as smart as Jerry was

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Wanted to get a jump on him re-registering another account to post this tbh

he has won

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Prof. Crocodile posted:

So you dipshits pay hookers with money orders I guess? Or cashier's checks? Morons.
Hey if you know of a better way to get rid of a big jug of loose change I'd like to hear it.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
RIP to a legend of curating chaos for my 14 yr old school bus to excitedly talk about on the way home from school.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Here is an interesting read from one of the people who had to wrangle the troglodytes who appeared on this show

https://www.avclub.com/trash-class-and-free-cigarettes-my-life-with-the-jer-1828530477

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

haljordan posted:

Here is an interesting read from one of the people who had to wrangle the troglodytes who appeared on this show

https://www.avclub.com/trash-class-and-free-cigarettes-my-life-with-the-jer-1828530477

That is really interesting how they had separate producers depending on the topic. Also lol at how they hired for these PA roles: Are you used to spending time with undereducated people from rural Kansas? Great you’re hired!

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nuts and Gum posted:

That is really interesting how they had separate producers depending on the topic. Also lol at how they hired for these PA roles: Are you used to spending time with undereducated people from rural Kansas? Great you’re hired!

Sucks how the author got canned from the show because she couldn't convince a guy with half a brain to sign a release to allow his underage daughter to be humiliated on national TV. I would've assumed they would make signing the release mandatory, before you even set foot in the studio, but maybe they have to wait until the episode is actually taped?

edit: Ah never mind, it was a potential lead for a show and since things fell through, she got the axe.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Apr 29, 2023

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