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In high school i took a date to see dead silence, a movie about ventriloquist serial killers or some poo poo. Not only was the movie dogshit but the murderer would graphically cut victims tongues out, which made the idea of kissing gross.
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Plutonis posted:Sausage Party this is to my knowledge the only movie my father has ever walked out of after he suggested we see it. his number one favorite film is Free Guy with Ryan Reynolds with the Resident Evil and DOOM movies not far behind and he's excitedly suggested the live action Cowboy Bebop series to me before, but Sausage Party is what broke him. but i also cant blame him since it was godawful & might tie as the worst film i've ever seen now that i think about it lol
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STONE COLD 64 posted:Suckerpunch by a big margin oh yeah, i watched this poo poo. think this is my answer, too.
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May 1, 2023 16:59
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star wars: rise of skywalker i thought i was confused for 90% of the movie because i never saw the last jedi but no apparently that would have made my confusion worse judging by what other people have said
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May 2, 2023 14:38
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Alaois posted:star wars: rise of skywalker it absolutely would not have helped you at all
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May 2, 2023 14:40
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Alaois posted:star wars: rise of skywalker It’s so insane that Disney has Marvel movies written out a decade in advance but after spending $4 billion on Star Wars they couldn’t even be bothered to write a story outline for a single trilogy and just told the director of each individual movie to just make it up as they went along
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May 2, 2023 15:12
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its kind of epic that rian johnson decided to poo poo in the four billion dollar well but also last jedi was one of the worst turds ive ever seen
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May 2, 2023 15:15
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Punished Chuck posted:It’s so insane that Disney has Marvel movies written out a decade in advance but after spending $4 billion on Star Wars they couldn’t even be bothered to write a story outline for a single trilogy and just told the director of each individual movie to just make it up as they went along and then they fired the guy they planned to make the third movie because he dropped a steaming turd that made his name a punchline for all of like 6 months before everyone forgot about it lmao
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May 2, 2023 15:16
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Fungah! posted:its kind of epic that rian johnson decided to poo poo in the four billion dollar well but also last jedi was one of the worst turds ive ever seen TLJ sucked rear end and to this day I don't understand the praise it gets
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May 2, 2023 15:20
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Fungah! posted:its kind of epic that rian johnson decided to poo poo in the four billion dollar well but also last jedi was one of the worst turds ive ever seen When I saw The Last Jedi I was so bored that I remember thinking when credits rolled that I may as well have spent the last two and a half hours staring at the wall, and if you had told me then that there would be thousands of people who not just had strong passionate feelings about it positively or negatively but that they would also still be having vicious arguments about it online every time it got mentioned 6 years later I absolutely would not have believed you.
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May 2, 2023 15:20
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Pablo Nergigante posted:TLJ sucked rear end and to this day I don't understand the praise it gets people whose only frame of reference is star wars and marvel movies: THIS IS THE SMARTEST MOVIE I EVER SEEN!!!!
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May 2, 2023 15:22
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Punished Chuck posted:When I saw The Last Jedi I was so bored that I remember thinking when credits rolled that I may as well have spent the last two and a half hours staring at the wall, and if you had told me then that there would be thousands of people who not just had strong passionate feelings about it positively or negatively but that they would also still be having vicious arguments about it online every time it got mentioned 6 years later I absolutely would not have believed you. This. It's an extremely forgettable movie with like two cool scenes (Rey mirror images and Laura Dern kamikaze)
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May 2, 2023 15:23
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Laura Dern's character in TLJ, is without a doubt, the stupidest, worst character in history.
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May 2, 2023 15:24
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Arrhythmia posted:Laura Dern's character in TLJ, is without a doubt, the stupidest, worst character in history. maybe but then theres also benicio del toro's character in tlj. AND rose
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May 2, 2023 15:25
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The bit with the red sand was cool to look at and filmed in an at least visually interesting way with expensive gear. Otherwise I couldn't tell you any events that took place My sister reminded me of going to see transformers: dark of the moon on the hottest day of the year just to sit in an air conditioned room for a bit. I fell asleep like full on mouth open grandpa simpson snoring despite it being possibly the loudest film in existence
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May 2, 2023 15:26
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the sex ghost posted:The bit with the red sand was cool to look at and filmed in an at least visually interesting way with expensive gear. Otherwise I couldn't tell you any events that took place lmao
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May 2, 2023 15:27
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Pablo Nergigante posted:TLJ sucked rear end and to this day I don't understand the praise it gets Its opening title crawl said “oh btw the First Order took over the entire galaxy between movies so we’re doing the Empire vs the Rebels again” and ended with a shot by shot remake of the Battle of Hoth but a character looked directly at the camera and said “let the past die… kill it if you have to” so it’s actually epic subversive and a radically new vision for Star Wars Alaois posted:and then they fired the guy they planned to make the third movie because he dropped a steaming turd that made his name a punchline for all of like 6 months before everyone forgot about it lmao Honestly would have preferred his version because it ends with Finn leading a big rebellion of stormtroopers against the First Order which a) would have given John Boyega something meaningful to do for the first time since the first Disney movie, and b) would have maybe addressed the whole “stormtroopers are child soldiers” thing that they introduced in the first movie to absolve Finn of any blame of being a stormtrooper but didn’t think about the fact that it would be true for all the thousands of other stormtroopers that the heroes gleefully slaughter without remorse too
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May 2, 2023 15:28
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ngl i appreciated TLJ doing something different and thought it had good moments but its one of those rare times where i like a movie, then i look at all the poo poo it gets and go "huh, you know... they have a point" Lol still think its too hated tho, i know its becoming more and more of an unpopular opinion as the star wars fans age up, but all the prequels are much worse. i shant waver on this 
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May 2, 2023 15:30
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oh TLJ also had those weird pants on adam driver. what was up with those
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May 2, 2023 15:31
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Fucker posted:ngl i appreciated TLJ doing something different and thought it had good moments but its one of those rare times where i like a movie, then i look at all the poo poo it gets and go "huh, you know... they have a point" Lol i stand with oyu on this but its a matter of small degrees. theres only 3.5 good star wars movies (original trilogy + half credit for force awakens because its a setup movie and the next two blew chunks)
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May 2, 2023 15:32
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Arrhythmia posted:Laura Dern's character in TLJ, is without a doubt, the stupidest, worst character in history. When the sci fi RSF opened a few years ago someone called me a sexist and said that I personally hate the idea of women in authority because I said that it was dumb that she wouldn’t even tell Poe that she had a plan, even if she couldn’t tell him what it was, so his rebellion was understandable because as far as he could tell she was just leading them all to their deaths for no reason and the whole arc about him being a cocky hotshot who can’t trust others fell flat as a result
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Fungah! posted:i stand with oyu on this but its a matter of small degrees. theres only 3.5 good star wars movies (original trilogy + half credit for force awakens because its a setup movie and the next two blew chunks) I actually liked the force awakens a lot lol, which I think is why I’m so bitter about the other movies. I thought it was fun and had a real thrilling sense of adventure and I was willing to forgive how close it hewed to A New Hope because I figured they were just playing it safe since it’s the first movie they’re making and the rest of them would distinguish themselves more, which… 
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May 2, 2023 15:36
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Punished Chuck posted:I actually liked the force awakens a lot lol, which I think is why I’m so bitter about the other movies. I thought it was fun and had a real thrilling sense of adventure and I was willing to forgive how close it hewed to A New Hope because I figured they were just playing it safe since it’s the first movie they’re making and the rest of them would distinguish themselves more, which… yeah thats about what i thought. it was messy nd it had some problems but it was also fun and adventurous, i thought it was a neat start to bringin back star wars
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Lol yes for a while it was impossible to criticize TLJ in any way without being labeled as a "chud" or whatever. I got the "racist+sexist" combo platter when I said the casino planet subplot was pointless
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May 2, 2023 15:40
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Punished Chuck posted:I actually liked the force awakens a lot lol, which I think is why I’m so bitter about the other movies. I thought it was fun and had a real thrilling sense of adventure and I was willing to forgive how close it hewed to A New Hope because I figured they were just playing it safe since it’s the first movie they’re making and the rest of them would distinguish themselves more, which… Yeah, same! It was a fun movie to watch, although they were definitely staying close to ANH. It seemed kinda promising and I figured they'd branch out into their own thing for the second and third, which... they did, but in all the wrong ways 
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oh yeah another entry here...ghostbuster 2016 fuckin sucks and its 100% because paul feig is a fuckin hack who didnt want to write more than 1/3 of a script nd just winged it
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Fungah! posted:oh yeah another entry here...ghostbuster 2016 fuckin sucks and its 100% because paul feig is a fuckin hack who didnt want to write more than 1/3 of a script nd just winged it lmaaaao you watched that
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May 2, 2023 15:46
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Fucker posted:lmaaaao you watched that lol
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The worst series belongs to the milla jovovich resident evil movies but they are also the best. All attempted reboots after her last one suck rotting rear end
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Fucker posted:lmaaaao you watched that 
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God forbid we talk about weird bad movies like Kottontail or The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, nope gotta rehash the Star Wars sequels for the millionth time. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Blue Footed Booby posted:God forbid we talk about weird bad movies like Kottontail or The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, nope gotta rehash the Star Wars sequels for the millionth time. its bad movies we watched, op. no one watched that poo poo grats on being cultured tho
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Pablo Nergigante posted:This. It's an extremely forgettable movie with like two cool scenes (Rey mirror images and Laura Dern kamikaze) the kamikaze stuff was so funny like how the gently caress in the thousands of years that this franchise spanned no one realized that this could actually be used as a tactic. like the empire spent so much time and resources building death stars when they could just make an unmanned star destroyer with warp drives and chuck them at planets
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TLJ was the first star wars movie that was actively miserable, the prequels were bad but at least I wasn't bored and hating them before they even ended. Rise of Skywalker I was really high for and laughed for the whole runtime. Thirty seconds in I realized I was looking at an incredible one of a kind hack job, it's so half assed in every way while simultaneously wasting a massive budget
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Plutonis posted:the kamikaze stuff was so funny like how the gently caress in the thousands of years that this franchise spanned no one realized that this could actually be used as a tactic. like the empire spent so much time and resources building death stars when they could just make an unmanned star destroyer with warp drives and chuck them at planets ten thousand years of space battles revolving around shooting the universe's shortest-ranged lasers at each other and missing when the whole time they could have been blasting kamikaze droid hyperdrive missiles at each other from light years away
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like william friedkin i, too, loving hate star wars
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Blue Footed Booby posted:God forbid we talk about weird bad movies like Kottontail or The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, nope gotta rehash the Star Wars sequels for the millionth time. yeah man, Sam Elliot killing Hitler and Bigfoot in the same movie definitely sounds terrible. gently caress you. eat poo poo!!!
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anyways i never cared for Star Wars much but i watched like 5 of the new films cuz it was an easy thing for my friends to agree on seeing together. Rogue One was actually pretty good+Solo had a few cool scenes but the trilogy got worse with each new movie imo. i never fall asleep during movies but i passed out for like twenty minutes during Rise of Skywalker. abysmal
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they invented a new kind of hyperspace to explain why everyone in the galaxy could see a planet explodequote:According to a tweet from Pablo Hidalgo, the vast quantities of energy released by firing of the Starkiller weapon had the ability to create a temporary rip in sub-hyperspace, thus allowing the Hosnian system's destruction to be viewed from across the galaxy as it occurred.
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mbt posted:they invented a new kind of hyperspace to explain why everyone in the galaxy could see a planet explode lmao
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