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MacheteZombie posted:Schlock can be good!! defintely lol, its just a pretty cheesy movie
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May 2, 2023 19:59
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MacheteZombie posted:Schlock can be good!! Kind of repeating my thoughts from earlier in the thread but I think this is why a conversation like this is always going to revolve around big Hollywood movies that everyone’s heard of, all the smaller stuff that’s bad is probably going to be bad in a fun way—it’s someone’s passion project that was executed poorly, or they did some interesting or funny tricks with the visual effects to try to mask how low the budget is, just generally they’ll probably end up as schlocky fun, or something that’s fun to laugh at. It takes the big Hollywood movies with huge marketing pushes to be truly miserable, with no love involved in their creation. Like in terms of objective quality Feig’s Ghostbusters is probably a better movie than Wiseau’s The Room, to use a couple cliche examples, but no one’s hosting viewing parties of Ghostbusters 2016 and having fun laughing at how bad it is like they do with The Room—it’s just bad.
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May 2, 2023 21:10
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Punished Chuck posted:Kind of repeating my thoughts from earlier in the thread but I think this is why a conversation like this is always going to revolve around big Hollywood movies that everyone’s heard of, all the smaller stuff that’s bad is probably going to be bad in a fun way—it’s someone’s passion project that was executed poorly, or they did some interesting or funny tricks with the visual effects to try to mask how low the budget is, just generally they’ll probably end up as schlocky fun, or something that’s fun to laugh at. It takes the big Hollywood movies with huge marketing pushes to be truly miserable, with no love involved in their creation. idk man i agree on principle but my first post was the vince offer underground comedy movie tht was made on a shoestring and it sucks rear end through a pipe. dont think its that easy to boil down
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May 2, 2023 21:11
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and also like. paul feig was passionate about his idea of film-making. he wanted to create a framework for people he thinks are funny to go in and make funny jokes at each other. unfortunately hes also a loving moron hjack who went too far down that lane and the scripts probably like 40 pages total and thep eople he chose did a real lovely job of doing the rest of the movie on improv. theres a lot of ways to make bad movies i think, the studio system makes the most stinkers but real awful poo poo comes from every side of film-making
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May 2, 2023 21:14
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Fungah! posted:and also like. paul feig was passionate about his idea of film-making. he wanted to create a framework for people he thinks are funny to go in and make funny jokes at each other. unfortunately hes also a loving moron hjack who went too far down that lane and the scripts probably like 40 pages total and thep eople he chose did a real lovely job of doing the rest of the movie on improv. theres a lot of ways to make bad movies i think, the studio system makes the most stinkers but real awful poo poo comes from every side of film-making Imagine hating women this much
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May 2, 2023 21:16
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I thought whenever McKinnon and hemsworth were doing things that movie was watchable but I also don’t care about ‘bustin mythology or whatever poo poo people are invested in as it relates to the comedy movie series about ghosts
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May 2, 2023 21:26
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TheSwizzler posted:Imagine hating women this much this, unfotrunitley. i have taken down then ames of all posters denegrating womens rights victory's New Ghostbusters and Star Wars 8 and WILL be repotring them to the SAD IKs for cerimonial castration + summary execution. also Sucker Punch. lett his be a warning to the rest of you
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May 2, 2023 21:27
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buffalo all day posted:I thought whenever McKinnon and hemsworth were doing things that movie was watchable but I also don’t care about ‘bustin mythology or whatever poo poo people are invested in as it relates to the comedy movie series about ghosts they were 100% the best part but everyone else was boring as hell nd the plot wasnt interesting at all. and most of the jokes sucked too. your move, feminists
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May 2, 2023 21:29
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Arch Nemesis posted:this, unfotrunitley. i have taken down then ames of all posters denegrating womens rights victory's New Ghostbusters and Star Wars 8 and WILL be repotring them to the SAD IKs for cerimonial castration + summary execution. also Sucker Punch. lett his be a warning to the rest of you 
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May 2, 2023 21:30
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Fungah! posted:they were 100% the best part but everyone else was boring as hell nd the plot wasnt interesting at all. and most of the jokes sucked too. your move, feminists An entire gender…owned…
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May 2, 2023 21:31
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Arch Nemesis posted:this, unfotrunitley. i have taken down then ames of all posters denegrating womens rights victory's New Ghostbusters and Star Wars 8 and WILL be repotring them to the SAD IKs for cerimonial castration + summary execution. also Sucker Punch. lett his be a warning to the rest of you Just a queued a ban for you
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May 2, 2023 22:30
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Remembering when the internet came after James Rolfe for the crime of making a video saying he wouldn’t watch the new Ghostbusters
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May 3, 2023 00:35
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my least favorite coen bros movie was garfield
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May 3, 2023 01:18
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I thought the guy who played young Han did a good job. I enjoyed the movie and of course Woody Harrelson is always great to see but I can barely remember anything about it Exactly! The Han and Lando actors did a good job - definitely one of the movie's strongest points. I didn't like the fact that the Falcon was actually bigger and simply had a chunk taken out of it (partly because that doesn't make sense, as well as partly because it invalidates established lore that the original Falcon is what the Corellian YT-1300 looked like) but otherwise I found Solo to be fine, if a little boring at times. Also, whoever said that TLJ's art direction was great is right - some of it was just spectacular to look at! It's... just a shame nothing else was good  MacheteZombie posted:Also that other poster is wrong, the man who killed Hitler than Bigfoot is a cool movie just weird as hell and not action packed like the title would lead u to believe If you would like to administer a probe by proxy for this violation of the thread's topic, just say the word! 
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May 3, 2023 01:37
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Punished Chuck posted:Kind of repeating my thoughts from earlier in the thread but I think this is why a conversation like this is always going to revolve around big Hollywood movies that everyone’s heard of, all the smaller stuff that’s bad is probably going to be bad in a fun way—it’s someone’s passion project that was executed poorly, or they did some interesting or funny tricks with the visual effects to try to mask how low the budget is, just generally they’ll probably end up as schlocky fun, or something that’s fun to laugh at. It takes the big Hollywood movies with huge marketing pushes to be truly miserable, with no love involved in their creation. part of this is how 'badness' effects the genre, 'bad' action or drama movie becomes funny and ends up having merit again, a 'bad' comedy is completely worthless, as its incompetence does not morph it into anything entertaining.
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symbolic posted:it definitely aint among the Coen Bros' best and it did end up feeling kinda disjointed but it wasnt bad at all imo yeah its like ladykillers in which it's lowest tier coen filmography but still above most other stuff MacheteZombie posted:I don't get it either he hasn't made a good movie since Sleepy Hollow lol i liked corpse bride! STONE COLD 64 posted:my least favorite coen bros movie was garfield bill murray being tricked into believing one of them wrote the script ftw
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May 3, 2023 15:50
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Major Isoor posted:
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May 3, 2023 17:12
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MacheteZombie posted:Get em! o7 Consider it done! Sorry Blue Footed Booby, but it's the only way
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Plutonis posted:the kamikaze stuff was so funny like how the gently caress in the thousands of years that this franchise spanned no one realized that this could actually be used as a tactic. like the empire spent so much time and resources building death stars when they could just make an unmanned star destroyer with warp drives and chuck them at planets Fucker posted:i dont understand the poo poo disney does where they hire these successful directors w/ some unique style and then apparently, according to interviews, completely breathe down their neck and have them just make movies be by the numbers as possible. i guess their just using their hyped up names for cheap marketing. its lame Pablo Nergigante posted:Every single Marvel movie looks and sounds exactly the same, it'd be impressive if it wasn't so stupid. I'll still keep drinking that trash though Punished Chuck posted:Kind of repeating my thoughts from earlier in the thread but I think this is why a conversation like this is always going to revolve around big Hollywood movies that everyone’s heard of, all the smaller stuff that’s bad is probably going to be bad in a fun way—it’s someone’s passion project that was executed poorly, or they did some interesting or funny tricks with the visual effects to try to mask how low the budget is, just generally they’ll probably end up as schlocky fun, or something that’s fun to laugh at. It takes the big Hollywood movies with huge marketing pushes to be truly miserable, with no love involved in their creation.
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That Little Demon posted:Skinamarink is the only movie I ever regret buying a ticket for. I fell asleep twice and only woke up to a noise on screen designed to wake people up. Worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If the director ever finds work again it is proof that the world is a corrupt shithole. Just finished it. I dig analog horror and I was primed to like this one. I did not. I wouldn't be opposed to giving him another shot, though. I just think he needs an editor and a producer to reign him in. Roth posted:This quote from a review killed me yep lol olives black fucked around with this message at 05:31 on May 6, 2023 |
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May 6, 2023 05:20
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olives black posted:Just finished it. I dig analog horror and I was primed to like this one. I did not. Nothing can compare to the dread you feel when you realize “oh, the entire movie will be like this”
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May 6, 2023 06:43
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That Little Demon posted:Nothing can compare to the dread you feel when you realize “oh, the entire movie will be like this” Eh, I knew there were going to be long protracted shots and silence and a jumbled nightmare kind of vibe. Was I expecting a shot establishing that the whole thing was literally playing out over exactly 527 days? No. A four-year-old doesn't think about things at that scale. It's also just way too loving long. 45-60 minutes would have made it hit much harder. Finally, they really should have subtitled all of the kids' dialogue and not just selected lines. Children already talk like they have a mouthful of marbles, and if you're going to record the audio at wax-cylinder quality then just print what the gently caress they're saying on the screen, thanks. I see and appreciate what Kyle Edward Ball was going for, but he just doesn't stick the landing. EDIT: SMG's got the good reading, as usual: SuperMechagodzilla posted:In a certain way people are going too far and not far enough in their reading of Skinamarink. It's being dismissed as an experimental film even by the people who enjoyed it. Like, it's just got a 'cilantro vibe' because it's impenetrably 'artsy'. Or maybe they couldn't afford actors. Or we say it's got a dream-logic and leave it at that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) olives black fucked around with this message at 07:21 on May 6, 2023 |
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May 6, 2023 07:07
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olives black posted:Eh, I knew there were going to be long protracted shots and silence and a jumbled nightmare kind of vibe. Was I expecting a shot establishing that the whole thing was literally playing out over exactly 527 days? No. A four-year-old doesn't think about things at that scale. Why are you posting this poo poo in the subforum created specifically to not see this poo poo
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P-Mack posted:Why are you posting this poo poo in the subforum created specifically to not see this poo poo i checked the rules and it wasn't against them  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 6, 2023 18:31
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olives black posted:i checked the rules and it wasn't against them im going to beat your rear end ----------------
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I just remember k19-The Widowmaker had Harrison Ford doing a bad Russian accent. Lololives black posted:i checked the rules and it wasn't against them 
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I just remembered Benjamin Button so I'm putting it here
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STONE COLD 64 posted:Suckerpunch by a big margin forgot i saw this turd in a cinema
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mbt posted:the mst3k revival is one of the most disappointing things ive ever seen. What really weirded me out most were the many times where someone would flub a joke or something and they'd just restart and continue or there'd be some bizarre edit to skip around it. I legitimately thought they had hosed up with sending the wrong cut of the show to Netflix. But nobody watched it so I haven't been able to ask lol
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May 19, 2023 21:39
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If you want to know why the Jurassic World movies are the dumbest blockbuster movies ever made watch Book of Henry. The other worst series I’ve seen is all of the Stalked by my Doctor movies starring Eric Roberts. They all have functionally the same plot but eventually Roberts’ crazy dr character starts seeing visions of himself in a Hawaiian shirt telling him to kill. This is never explained. Oh and every movie he has an imagined sex scene with a twenty year old woman and he’s like 65.
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May 20, 2023 13:21
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I saw Cops and Robbersons in the hospital. Fairly insulting but Jack Pallance is hype. The Young Rock is really lovely… Tim & Eric Billion Dollar movie is highly embarrassing, most things that are really bad I just stop watching. The Rambo where he goes on a rampage in Mexico because someone blew up his shed for example. Almost any Kevin Hart vehicle… I did watch all of Three From Hell due to being a Zombiehead and it was pretty close to the worst thing I ever watched entirely, but it is charming for Rob Zombie’s obvious admiration of his wife’s beauty.
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The Saw series is also really insulting and lovely and I watched 6 of those. I’ve managed to never entirely see a Scary Movie.
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May 21, 2023 17:22
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i just watched Dragonball Evolution the other day, and it is probably the worst movie i have ever seen.
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May 22, 2023 11:30
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maybe not the #1 worst film I've ever seen but one of the biggest letdowns I can remember recently was Sicario 2, it so completely missed the point of the first movie that I was legitimately surprised to learn they were written by the same guy
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watched the deep house and lol that I thought the awkward, stilted dialogue was on purpose because they're failed youtube vloggers. and then it kept going when they were not vlogging. was probably the worst movie I've seen in the past few years.Wormskull posted:The Saw series is also really insulting and lovely and I watched 6 of those. I’ve managed to never entirely see a Scary Movie. honestly I can't hate saw, I've picked up almost all of them at thrift stores and flea markets over the years and the behind-the-scenes production stuff is pretty cool. I respect the insane art direction. haven't seen the new one because it looks like poo poo tho
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Wormskull posted:I saw Cops and Robbersons in the hospital. Fairly insulting but Jack Pallance is hype. The Young Rock is really lovely… Tim & Eric Billion Dollar movie is highly embarrassing, most things that are really bad I just stop watching. The Rambo where he goes on a rampage in Mexico because someone blew up his shed for example. Almost any Kevin Hart vehicle… I did watch all of Three From Hell due to being a Zombiehead and it was pretty close to the worst thing I ever watched entirely, but it is charming for Rob Zombie’s obvious admiration of his wife’s beauty. i wtched diary of the dead because lord george romero ftw and its still one of the crappiest things i ever seen lmao
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vyelkin posted:maybe not the #1 worst film I've ever seen but one of the biggest letdowns I can remember recently was Sicario 2, it so completely missed the point of the first movie that I was legitimately surprised to learn they were written by the same guy there's a Sicario 2?????
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Laura Dern kamikaze Saw this in a theater & when this part happened the only audible sound was loud snoring from some dude who had fallen asleep. best and most memorable part of the movie
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