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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I'm going to be broad with the definition so that I can include Burn Notice. It totally counts leave me alone! URMPH!

Guy takes smart drug.
Math guy.
OCD guy.
Forensic anthropologist lady.
Yogurt eater.
Orwellian nightmare AI.
Author.
Sherlock.
Lady Watson.
That one with the immortal.
Pineapple
Wizard.
CSI
CSI vivid
CSI blue

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The Bill before they reworked it into a soap opera.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
All police procedurals are right wing propaganda and should be banned

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

ACSAB

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I'd say anyone who has ever watched a police procedural should be tortured but I'm just afraid they would like it too much and they don't deserve that

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Private Cumshoe posted:

All police procedurals are right wing propaganda and should be banned

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
NYPD blue is the one with the butts yeah?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The X-Files.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Twin Peaks is a police procedural.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm going to be broad with the definition so that I can include Burn Notice. It totally counts leave me alone! URMPH!

Guy takes smart drug.
Math guy.
OCD guy.
Forensic anthropologist lady.
Yogurt eater.
Orwellian nightmare AI.
Author.
Sherlock.
Lady Watson.
That one with the immortal.
Pineapple
Wizard.
CSI
CSI vivid
CSI blue

Which one of these goes :doink:

itry
Aug 23, 2019




iZombie

The Management posted:

Which one of these goes :doink:

All of them if you're doing it right

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
reno 911 is the only acceptable cop show

itry
Aug 23, 2019





Is that the porn parody?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Twin Peaks is a police procedural.

what the hell of anything david lynch is "procedural"

are you mentally ill?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
that sounded aggressive I just want more mentally ill friends like me to watch twin peaks with

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Law and Order Gaiden: Sentou no Kangoku

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
It’s Miami Vice

I will also accept Sledge Hammer

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Private Cumshoe posted:

what the hell of anything david lynch is "procedural"

are you mentally ill?

Sometimes, but not at the moment.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

my lego cop dioramas are actually the best police procedurals

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The Voice of Labor posted:

my lego cop dioramas are actually the best police procedurals

did you make that one stop motion video of the lego cop having a good time while allowing a shooting to happen or something like that that was a pretty good gag if you did please post it or if you didn't but know how to find it please also post it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

The Voice of Labor posted:

my lego cop dioramas are actually the best police procedurals

:agreed:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I procediurally generated my cop and he has six tentacles instead of legs and keeps barfing acid all over the walls but he's only racist towards white South Africans so I'll keep it

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ladies' Braps 911

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
True Detective

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




columbo
law and order (southerlyn, briscoe, and green era is my personal favorite)

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
COPS in the 1990s is pretty freaking wild.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The Management posted:

Sledge Hammer

:hai:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

I'd say anyone who has ever watched a police procedural should be tortured but I'm just afraid they would like it too much and they don't deserve that

Woooah cspam

Eaaaaasy booah

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I liked reno 911

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Private Cumshoe posted:

did you make that one stop motion video of the lego cop having a good time while allowing a shooting to happen or something like that that was a pretty good gag if you did please post it or if you didn't but know how to find it please also post it

there's a bunch of them

The Voice of Labor posted:

1/2 shark 1/2 pig



all bastard



police shark

gas station kid


happy every day

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3982991

warren deshaney: castaway

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3983694

31 flavor salute

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989678

school resource officer

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021074

missed connections

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4024679


school resource officer is the one you're thinking of.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
thank you!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Goddamn these are good.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I don't know if it really counts, but if we're going to be that broad with the definition I'll say Justified because that show owned

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Colombo because the murderers were all rich and powerful people.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
columbo rules and does not have a wife and is probably a virgin (like me)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

True Detective but only if you go with the Lovecraft interpretation

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


I never saw Lucifer, but some rear end in a top hat at my last job would watch it in the break room at full volume and it sounded dumb.

I know it's supposed to be based on the comic, which was a million times better.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The Management posted:

Which one of these goes :doink:

why did goons decide that that noise should be rendered in onomatopoeia as "doink doink"? it's clearly a "dun dun". "doink" is like "boink", a comedy sound that a spring might make, or a clown's nose

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sophy Wackles posted:

The X-Files.

:hmmyes:

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
CSI had an episode about furries and yiffing and a guy from highschool got the poo poo beat out of him by his parents because he was a furry and they watched the episode

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