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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Rounds 4-7. Where your team finds superstars amid all the shit
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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Update: a dog named Patrick peed on Daniel Jeremiah

tired of the NFL forcing this Woke Bullshit on us

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 Packers draft a kicker with a 71% hit rate who hasn't made a 50+ yard goal in two years.

Just keep Crosby

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 gently caress I wanted to be able to cheer for Deuce Vaughn.

e: Cowboys had an inside source apparently

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1652419051707138051

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 29, 2023

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 DB named Speed

So unknown NFL.com has absolutely no info on him https://www.nfl.com/prospects/ameer-speed/32005350-4516-6447-f2d6-d984142ee220

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Bears take Zach Kuntz plz

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

DB named Speed

So unknown NFL.com has absolutely no info on him https://www.nfl.com/prospects/ameer-speed/32005350-4516-6447-f2d6-d984142ee220

He has something absurd like 550 snaps on ST in college.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

DB named Speed

So unknown NFL.com has absolutely no info on him https://www.nfl.com/prospects/ameer-speed/32005350-4516-6447-f2d6-d984142ee220

Former Georgia player. I didn't even realize he had transferred.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/startkyIeorton/status/1652425428856889345

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I gotta admit, I love the Bears strategy of just drafting a gently caress off amount athletic 3 tech's and banking on at least one or two of them being good.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Wingate's punter got picked. How do you even know to scout Wingate's punter?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Wingate's punter got picked. How do you even know to scout Wingate's punter?

Bad news Rams, Big E is a Saints fan. Man I love lower colleges having profile pages like this

quote:

Full name is Ethan Gray Evans
Born on July 19th, 2001
Born in Mount Airy, North Carolina
Son of Brendon and Kara Evans
Majoring in Exercise Science
Favorite Athlete is Thomas Morstead
Favorite sports team is New Orleans Saints
Favorite movie is Zack Snyder's Justice League
Favorite TV show is Naruto
Favorite musical artist is Led Zeppelin
Favorite food is seafood
Most memorable sports moment is first time punting a football
Favorite sport to play other than football is soccer
Person I admire the most is my mom
Something people don’t know about me is I'm secretly a decent cook
Nickname: Big E
Favorite Quote: "Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves."
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Bad news Rams, Big E is a Saints fan. Man I love lower colleges having profile pages like this

I’m more worried about his favorite movie being “Zack Snyder's Justice League” than anything else.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

fartknocker posted:

I’m more worried about his favorite movie being “Zack Snyder's Justice League” than anything else.

Punters would have a lot of free time during practice to argue about Zach Snyder movies.

Also, give the Falcons some more picks, need more of this guy

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1652427071644372992

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Wingate's punter got picked. How do you even know to scout Wingate's punter?

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1652426827888234497?t=rSi07Ps3rVnuECrCW0lBxQ&s=19

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Motley Crue look a million years old

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DC Murderverse posted:

Motley Crue look a million years old

I was surprised to see John 5 is their guitarist now.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 They look like Jim Irsay dressing up like Motley Crue

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
lmfao just like nope cut it before it ends.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kalli posted:

Bad news Rams, Big E is a Saints fan. Man I love lower colleges having profile pages like this

This kid owns.

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 :siren: Packers have drafted the Resident Evil villain

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Footage of a tired child at round 7 of the draft.

You are bad parents

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kalli posted:

Footage of a tired child at round 7 of the draft.

You are bad parents

That kids need to build some stamina for the upcoming world wars

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Direction Michigan represent

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Max Duggan to the Chargers

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Max Duggan to the Chargers

Easton Stick and Chase Daniel backup QB era is over

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 25 players ( a record ) drafted from the 2021 UGA team, wonder how many get drafted next year from that team. :swoon:


https://twitter.com/JesseReSimonton/status/1652408337860907008

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 Packers drafted this guy

https://twitter.com/cfchangs9/status/1578911956563808256

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Welp, it’s over.

See y’all for the HoF Game GDT :gritin:

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fartknocker posted:

Welp, it’s over.

See y’all for the HoF Game GDT :gritin:

We got Schedule Reveal in a couple weeks my dude

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Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Currently sitting in an empty field waiting for the cops to tell me this thundercat concert was cancelled

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

We got Schedule Reveal in a couple weeks my dude

That’s just normal Offseason thread stuff, not a GDT. Different type of Shitposting.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 Join a dynasty league. Drafts begin soon

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Currently sitting in an empty field waiting for the cops to tell me this thundercat concert was cancelled

It’s back on

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Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

No Butt Stuff posted:

It’s back on

It was pretty good. The wind chased all the casual fans home so it was pretty intimate all things considered

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