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It took some doing, but I've gotten my list of potential super bowl champs down to 32 entries.
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Nervous posted:It took some doing, but I've gotten my list of potential super bowl champs down to 32 entries.
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May 18, 2023 04:06
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3 DONG HORSE posted:the broncos will be gritty and we'll all fall in love with wilson again..or else things will get dangerous Hello sir, I think you meant Dangruss. Dang russ works too.
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May 18, 2023 07:16
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Russell Wilson was so bad they closed the Subway by my house. Which led to the sports bar next door closing to renovate and take over the space. Leaving me without a lovely sandwiches or bar food. He’s russtroying the economy!
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May 18, 2023 13:28
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No Butt Stuff posted:Russell Wilson was so bad they closed the Subway by my house. DANGER-RUSS to the local economy.
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May 18, 2023 13:55
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What type of spice infused madman puts cracked pepper and banana peppers on the same sub sandwich
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May 18, 2023 17:09
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Some brave Subway marketing intern needs to leak the rest of the DangerRuss campaign videos.
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May 18, 2023 17:10
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No Butt Stuff posted:Russell Wilson was so bad they closed the Subway by my house. The Great Deprussion
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May 23, 2023 20:00
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it used to be called pete's subs. kind of interesting like if it was pete carroll's subs and he sabotaged russell wilson. do you want to know something? well there it was earlier
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May 24, 2023 20:40
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Chargers chargers Chargers chargers chargers chargers Chargers chargers. They lose the game in overtime.
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May 28, 2023 07:25
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sweet thursday posted:Chargers chargers Chargers chargers chargers chargers Chargers chargers. The most grammatically perfect sentence in football.
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May 28, 2023 17:41
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sweet thursday posted:Chargers chargers Chargers chargers chargers chargers Chargers chargers. I’m assuming this is against buffalo in the wild card Who then loses to the chiefs/bengals in the divisional
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May 28, 2023 18:29
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Pontius Pilate posted:I’m assuming this is against buffalo in the wild card 
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May 28, 2023 23:46
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Introducing your superbowl champions, the Detroit Football Lions.
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May 30, 2023 06:26
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The Bengos, Ravens, Steelers all make the post season except the Browns. Stefanski is fired. Watson is benched at some point. Comedy ensues.
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Aug 26, 2023 23:22
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The vikings are going to be Les Steckel bad this year. Like 2-15 bad. Fold like high thread count sheets. Every close game they won last year will be cosmically extracted from them this year. Justin Jefferson will demand and receive a trade in week 6, kicking off a reverse Hershel walker deal. They will still not win a super bowl this decade.
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Aug 31, 2023 01:34
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I previously thought the Patriots would be ok. Now I think they will be bad.
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Aug 31, 2023 01:53
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Jets 14-3, Super Bowl champions
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Aug 31, 2023 02:22
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jets r losing to the chiefs in the afc championship game
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Sep 2, 2023 08:09
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The Pats will not be last in the division and the AFCE will turn into a meatgrinder
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My totally accurate and realistic season predictions: AFC East: Bills 11-6 - #3 Seed Jets 10-7 - #7 Seed Patriots 9-8 Dolphins 8-9 Bills aren't as dominant as they looked last year, but they still win the division. Jets make the playoffs but also don't match expectations. Patriots offense isn't a dumpster fire, barely miss the playoffs and Belichick continues to claw towards Shula's record. Dolphins are undone by Tua missing 5~ games, but not all due to concussions. AFC North: Bengals 11-6 - #2 Seed Steelers 10-7 - #6 Seed Ravens 8-9 Browns 8-9 Bengals & Burrow remain good, but drop a few in the division. Steelers improve on last year cause Tomlin is a good coach. Lamar gets COVID and misses another 3 games, while the Ravens old guys again falter as Kawalimus is arrested for attempting to kidnap John Harbaugh shortly after Thanksgiving. gently caress Watson, but Chubb and Garrett steal the Browns some wins. AFC South: Jaguars 10-7 - #4 Seed Texans 7-10 Colts 7-10 Titans 6-11 Jags continue the hot streak from the back half of last season, Calvin Ridley looks good. Texans are more competitive than 7-10 indicates, but still need improvement across the board. Colts start slow, Richardson improves in the back half, but they go 1-5 in the division to torpedo their season. Titans have QB issues and Henry starts to age outside of still ripping off at least one huge game against Houston. AFC West: Chiefs 12-5 - #1 Seed Chargers 10-7 - #5 Seed Broncos 9-8 Raiders 5-12 Kansas City is the best because Mahomes until demonstrably proven otherwise, they cruise early. Chargers back into the playoffs by winning the last game of the season when the Chiefs rest their starters. Denver improves but Russ still isn't great. Raiders fart about under McDaniels but pull a few upsets over the Jets and Chargers. NFC East: Eagles 12-5 - #1 Seed Giants 11-6 - #5 Seed Cowboys 10-7 - #6 Seed Commanders 6-11 Eagles talent keeps them as the top seed, but they're less dominant and cracks appear even as they go 5-1 in the division. Giants offense takes a big step up with more weapons and year 2 under Daboll, but a 1-3 finish to the season costs them the division. McCarthy's playcalling doesn't help the Cowboys and Dak misses 3 games. Washington has flashes but inconsistent QB play sinks them and they go 0-6 against the division. NFC North: Lions 11-6 - #2 Seed Vikings 9-8 Packers 7-10 Bears 5-12 Lions  lets go, they compete for the top seed most of the season. Vikings fall back to earth in close games and go 2-4 in the division. Packers are better than their record indicates, Love is solid but not spectacular, and viewed as a dark horse team going into 2024. Bears go 0-4 down the stretch to finish with a wet fart.NFC South: Panthers 9-8 - #4 Seed Saints 8-9 Falcons 6-11 Buccaneers 4-13 Panthers have a good staff and made good moves, they win the division even with Bryce Young not exactly lighting things up (Andy Dalton will go 2-1 as a starter near mid season). Saints offense improves with Carr, but the defense gets worse so they still have a losing record. Falcons start 3-7 and can't dig themselves out of the hole, Arthur Smith ends the season spicy hot. Bucs start the season 0-4, rebound a bit after their bye week, but then finish 0-5 by which time they're on their 4th QB of the season due to injuries and poor play and the staff is cleaning out their offices. NFC West: 49ers 11-6 - #3 Seed Seahawks 10-7 - #7 Seed Rams 9-8 Cardinals 3-14 49ers system continues to roll along, although Purdy is a bit shakier at times. Seahawks win more games, but Geno Smith isn't quite as good as last year, they still win their last 3 to get the last playoff spot. Rams start 0-3 but improve from there as long as everybody doesn't turn to dust again. Cardinals are in full tank mode, Kyler returns, looks okay for like 3 weeks, then gets hurt and goes back on IR a week after Call of Duty is released. Playoffs: Wildcard: Chargers over Jaguars - Revenge for last season and Herbie gets a playoff win. Bills over Steelers - Bills still good, Steelers young but falter in a close game in the end. Bengals over Jets - Bengals rested starters in the last game, Jets couldn't and by this time, Rodgers is disgruntled with the media again. Giants over Panthers - Danny Dimes dominates while the Panthers stumble. 49ers over Cowboys - Mike McCarthy calls a horrible trick play that fails in the 4th (Let's say... a Dak surprise quick punt on a 3rd down that nets 21 yards), which leads to the game winning TD for the 49ers. gently caress the Cowboys. Lions over Seahawks - Lions win their first playoff game since 1991, kneecaps in Detriot are ruined. Divisional: Bengals over Bills - Repeat of last year, only in Cincinnati instead of Buffalo. Chiefs over Chargers - Mahomes and Reid demolish the Chargers, who felt a false sense of security after beating Blaine Gabbert in the last week of the regular season. Lions over 49ers - Playoff game of the year, Lions are the underdog but win 37-34 on a Goff TD to Amon-Ra St. Brown with seconds left. Giants over Eagles - Giants pull a huge upset and catch the Eagles by surprise, having learned from last year. Afterwards, it's learned Jalen Hurts had a knee injury. Conference: Chiefs over Bengals - 3rd year in a row for this match up, same result as last year, only without the same drama of Mahomes limping around as much. Giants over Lions - Lions finally fall apart with Jared Goof reappearing at the worst time, Giants win convincingly. Super Bowl LVIII: Giants 38, Chiefs 35 - Danny Dimes MVP, a quarter of TFF completely loses their poo poo, while somewhere, Eli Manning smiles and nods. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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AFC Seeds 1. Chiefs 2. Jaguars 3. Ravens 4. Jets 5. Bills 6. Bengals 7. Dolphins Jags have a cake schedule so if we see reasonable progression from Lawrence they can sneak into the 2 seed. I think Lamar is also in for a big year but the AFC East and North are meat grinders.
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Sep 2, 2023 15:30
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Ok so all Colts fans are on some sort of dust Also can someone explain why the Colts fans hate the Cowboys so much? It's so weird
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BrownThunder posted:Ok so all Colts fans are on some sort of dust Cowboys ride on horsies
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Sep 4, 2023 06:12
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BrownThunder posted:Also can someone explain why the Colts fans hate the Cowboys so much? It's so weird For the same reason anyone hates the Cowboys. They're decent, respectable human beings.
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https://twitter.com/peter_king/status/1698550872387522799?s=20 AFC seeds 1. Jacksonville (13-4). Jags were a respectable 12th in the league in points allowed last year. They can’t be any lower than that if they’re going to be competitive with the best of the AFC. 2. Kansas City (13-4). The Chris Jones holdout worries me a bit. Still expect it to get solved, but if he misses half the season, or some big chunk, well, there’s not a Chris Jones on the practice squad to take his place. 3. New York Jets (11-6). Impossible division to forecast. But the last six games for the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets swayed me a bit: Atlanta and Houston home, at Miami, Washington home, at Cleveland, at New England. Surviveable. 4. Cincinnati (11-6). In Burrow I trust. Toughest division to forecast 1 through 4. 5. Buffalo (11-6). Stefon Diggs’ psyche is a factor. Big key could be Von Miller being eased back in to face Burrow, Rodgers, Hurts, Mahomes, Prescott and Herbert in second half. (Lord, who invented that seven-game death march?) 6. Baltimore (10-7). The Todd Monken offense, playing faster, should fit Lamar Jackson well—as should first-round receiver Zay Flowers. 7. Pittsburgh (9-8). You know how tough it is to keep Tua Tagovailoa and Justin Herbert out of the playoffs? Kenny Pickett’s a top-12 QB by December. Pittsburgh wins tiebreaker with Miami (9-8) and the L.A. Chargers (9-8) to earn seventh seed. Wild card: Kansas City over Pittsburgh, N.Y. Jets over Baltimore, Buffalo over Cincinnati. Divisional: Kansas City over N.Y. Jets, Buffalo over Jacksonville. AFC Championship at Kansas City: Buffalo 27, Kansas City 25. NFC seeds 1. San Francisco (13-4). Adversity’s Team. This just in: The Niners are still very good at football. (Proviso: They have to sign Nick Bosa in the next few days.) 2. Philadelphia (12-5). Best roster in football, 1 to 53. That matters a lot in a 17-game season. 3. Detroit (10-7). I buy the hype. 4. Atlanta (9-8). Every year, there’s a last-to-first division winner. This year, Falcons edge their good friends the Saints in the NFC South. 5. Dallas (11-6). Feels like a huge year for the future of Dak Prescott, and maybe Mike McCarthy. 6. Seattle (10-7). I worry about the run defense (allowed 4.9 yard per rush last year), but not about Geno Smith. He’ll have his second straight legit year, and Jaxon Smith-Njigba will be a great add. 7. Green Bay (10-7). Dart-throwing. They edge the 9-8 Giants on the basis of Jordan Love playing B-minus football and an ascending D. Wild card: Philadelphia over Green Bay, Detroit over Seattle, Dallas over Atlanta. Divisional: Dallas over San Francisco, Philadelphia over Detroit. NFC Championship at Philadelphia: Philadelphia 23, Dallas 16. -- Super Bowl 58, at Las Vegas, Feb. 11, 2024: Philadelphia 30, Buffalo 26.
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do you have any idea how much incredible content we'd get out of the eagles beating the cowboys in philadelphia to win the NFCCG
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Sep 4, 2023 22:52
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I predict that Minnesota will be a lot better than people expect because of a turnaround on defense. Then they will fall apart in the playoffs as Brian Flores gets hired for a head coaching job mid week before the game.
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Sep 4, 2023 23:37
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Toaster Beef posted:do you have any idea how much incredible content we'd get out of the eagles beating the cowboys in philadelphia to win the NFCCG It would be great but I would feel even better if the cowboys didn't even make the playoffs
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Toaster Beef posted:do you have any idea how much incredible content we'd get out of the eagles beating the cowboys in philadelphia to win the NFCCG We wouldn't like it as much but we'd get some damned content out of it going the other direction too.
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Sep 4, 2023 23:58
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MaximilianK posted:It would be great but I would feel even better if the cowboys didn't even make the playoffs
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My playoff teams: 1. Jacksonville 2. Kansas City 3. Baltimore 4. Miami 5. Buffalo 6. Los Angeles 7. Cincinnati 1. Philadelphia 2. San Francisco 3. Minnesota 4. New Orleans 5. Dallas 6. Detroit 7. Seattle Kansas City over Cincinnati Los Angeles over Baltimore Miami over Buffalo Los Angeles over Jacksonville Kansas City over Miami Kansas City over Los Angeles San Francisco over Seattle Detroit over Minnesota New Orleans over Dallas Philadelphia over Detroit Detroit over San Francisco Detroit over Philadelphia Kansas City over Detroit
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I may be a homer but jacksonvilles defense was already not great, and they didn’t improve at all IMO. All the love for them and people picking them to be the one seed is mindboggling
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Bismack Billabongo posted:I may be a homer but jacksonvilles defense was already not great, and they didn’t improve at all IMO. All the love for them and people picking them to be the one seed is mindboggling It really has nothing to do with their roster strength in relation to the rest of the AFC. They’re pretty good. They’re just in the easiest division playing the easiest division in the opposite conference.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:I may be a homer but jacksonvilles defense was already not great, and they didn’t improve at all IMO. All the love for them and people picking them to be the one seed is mindboggling They have ten games vs the AFC and NFC South
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Sep 5, 2023 01:06
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a neat cape posted:My playoff teams: Your afc guess is exactly the same teams as last year?
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DeimosRising posted:Your afc guess is exactly the same teams as last year? Yeah? Sorry, is there a rule I have to pick different teams? a neat cape fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Sep 5, 2023 |
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Sep 5, 2023 04:37
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a neat cape posted:Yeah? No, it just essentially never happens. I can't actually find any case of it EVER happening though I just eyeballed back to 2000 and could have missed one
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NFC championship game is niners eagles again. Cardinals finish bottom three but Texans make it out of the bottom ten. Seahawks finish around .500. Chiefs win Super Bowl. Russ Wilson looks serviceable.
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a neat cape posted:My playoff teams: Seeing someone who's not a delusional Lions fan predicting Detroit to win the NFC is a surreal thing.
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