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When I can get home and set everything up and do a bit of research, I'll do the photo and team writeups but thanks to the rand() function in excel, here are the districts for the first game. Make alliances! Whine! Come up with a cool tag team name! District 1: Danhausen and Clark Griswold District 2: Jeffrey Gurian and Chiitan & Shinjokun District 3: Ghost Ogre & Snow Rabbit and Bart Harley Jarvis District 4: Tod Spengo and Pipe District 5: Rarity and Cleatus the Football Robot District 6: Pete Best and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard District 7: "Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany and Dougie Jones District 8: Jeff Jarrett and Mantaur District 9: Dave Meltzer and Abadon District 10: Four Murasame and Crypto Luigi District 11: Huell Babineaux and "No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai District 12: Steve Maclin and Garrus Vakarian
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District 10: Class Action Suit Meta Gundam
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District 5: Scoopsbot 3000
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District 8: The Old Generation
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May 1, 2023 22:41
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Deep cut for District 6: Love Me Nipples
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District 1: National Lampoon's Halloween Vacation District 9: The San Jose Screamroller District 11: Bushidough
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Rarity posted:District 5: Scoopsbot 3000 Take good care of cavauro's cousin ok
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Edit: National Lampoon’s Very Nice Very Evil Vacation
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Rarity posted:District 5: Scoopsbot 3000 You have no idea how loudly I cheered when I saw you got paired with Cleatus. Already a fantastic season.
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District 7: Casino Table I hope that Rich and Steve use the exact same picture of Chucky T.
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Psyched for this! I spent too much time rereading the old thread that I missed the submission deadline for this one. At least now I have more time to think of one for the next round
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Stone Punkbull 141 posted:District 7: Casino Table That's good. HelllooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been far too long, but we are finally back at Ultra Arena Island, the location of the second season of the Hunger Games Match! You may remember the island being destroyed at the ending of Season 1 but uhh kayfabe brother. Without further ado, allow me to present our teams for the inaugural match of season 2! Representing District 1 is two archetypes of Americana! First, the ever dutiful, hard working American suburban father who is just trying to do his best in a world that seems determined to make a buffoon of him. Second, an equally common trope, the weird tooth collecting vampire indie wrestler, as we all often are. They've made it through Wally World and MLW, but will they make it through the Ultra Arena? It's Danhausen and Clark Griswold! Representing District 2 is proving that you can be both a community servant and a comedian! First, while we are all familiar with the dentist/wrestler double threat, Dr. Gurian proves that dentist and comedian and publisher can also work. He is joined by Chiitan and Shinjo-kun, two hardworking mascots from the Land of the Rising Sun, here to promote the beautiful productive city of Susaki and also extreme violence. Will these pillars of the community become pillars of pain? It's Jeffrey Gurian and Chiitan + Shinjo-Kun! Representing District 3 is two most terrifying things together. First, have you ever been walking in the woods and heard something, but when you turn, there's nothing there, so you keep going but you hear it again but there's still nothing there and now you're running through the snow and you fall in a cave and are never heard from again and also it can read your mind? Even scarier than that is of course babies, especially a rowdy, bad-boy kind of baby who threatens to throw the Baby of the Year pageant into disarray. These two pint sized powerhouses are here to prove that size doesn't matter. It's Ghost Ogre + Snow Rabbit and Bart Harley Jarvis! Representing District 4 is two dignitaries. First, while previous Hunger Games Match contestants have held sway over nations and kingdoms, there's none that have ruled a whole planet until now, with the arrival of the monomaniacal Emperor of the alien world of Spengo. Joining him is one of the most impactful players in Hunger Games Match history; who brings us water, gas, heating, and transports it all without salary or complaint. Bow down for Emperor Tod Spengo and Pipe! Representing District 5 is a hometown favorite and a big time broadcaster. Hailing from our very own subforum and also I think the UK, this intrepid scoopsgal got a tip that she's marked to win this whole thing, though of course plans could change. Since 2005, the NFL on FOX has been represented by this most brotastic of bots, rubbing elbows with such luminaries as Homer Simpson and Spider-Man. Can this titanic pair of commentators brand deal their way to the top? It's Rarity and Cleatus the Football Robot! Representing District 6 is a pair of underdogs. First, drummer Pete Best missed out on being a member of the biggest musical act in history, settling for being the rock and roll equivalent of Marty Jannetty. Joining him is a long time indie sensation who's now found his niche in the big time, who is also (under his previous identity as Ever) a former runner up in the Hunger Games match. Will these two finally prove the haters wrong? It's Pete Best and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard! Representing District 7 is another group somewhat overshadowed in their lives. Former PWG standout Hard Wood Rich Mahogany started his career well, but never seemed to make it anywhere in the business, unlike his mentor Chuck Taylor. Meanwhile, Dougie Jones, while a family man with a boring insurance job, never really made it like hotshot FBI investigator Dale Cooper, though he did manage to accrue a variety of gambling debts. Watch for these two to step out of the shadows, it's Hard Wood Rich Mahogany and Dougie Jones! Representing District 8 is a couple of old hands. One of the most influential wrestlers of the last 30 years, the Chosen One has made a real "impact" wherever he's gone, even into his late fifties. Joining him in his quest to kick it old school is a renowned and memorable character who kept the business going between Hogan and Austin's peaks. These legends have one last ride in them, it's Jeff Jarrett and Mantaur! Representing District 9 is two modern heroes. Unquestionably the biggest wrestling journalist of all time, the San Jose Steamroller has been in and around the business forever and knows everyone's weaknesses. Joining him is a terrifying monster of the ring, able to strike fear into any opponent except Hikaru Shida that one time. Proving that there's more terrors than just getting two snowflakes, it's Dave Meltzer and Abadon! Representing District 10 is two people who know where the future lies. In Four's case, it's because she's from the future, a cyber-newtype who knows nothing but hardcore violence and also how to operate the Psycho Gundam. Joining her is world renowned plumber-adventurer Luigi, who has some great investment opportunities for you bro i'm serious kick in like five grand we'll make it all back by Christmas it's not like last time. It's Four Murasame and Crypto Luigi! Representing District 11 is two people who are no strangers to combat. The bodyguard, heavy, and general assistant to Saul Goodman, this superheavyweight is experienced in dirty deeds, though his services hardly come dirt cheap. Joining him is another of Chuck Taylor's proteges, this one trained in the skills of the Mysterious East. Cutting through the competition, it's Huell Babineaux and No Gimmicks Needed Steve the Samurai! Representing District 12 is two hard nosed militaryish men who know how to get things done. Formerly a kind of soldiery type thing called a Forgotten Son, Steve Maclin made an impact, bothering Sami Callihan for a while until he was awarded the World Championship for his efforts. Garrus Vakarian, a product of the Turian Heirarchy which is like the Performance Center in space, was formerly a soldiery type thing called a C-Sec Investigator and is now a galactic hero, occasional admiral, and former or possibly future mercenary. Salute your heroes, it's Steve Maclin and Garrus Vakarian! Once I get the new events programmed, the simulation will start. I am targeting tomorrow evening for the big debut.
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let's fuckin go!
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gently caress em up Twelve, gently caress em up!
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I hope no one gets hurt
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Special compliments to the individual who transcribed and correctly formatted the entirety of Steinermath, but unfortunately that's about 600 characters too long for the system. Some absolute gems in the doc though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAOPM1WmCo
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drat these are some good teams
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I just love that Mantaur is getting a second appearance.
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the original mantaur died on february 15 1995 and they brought in a new one for the next house show on february 16 1995 and onward until mantaur left wwf in june 1995
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Xerzes posted:I just love that Mantaur is getting a second appearance. Mantaur, Daddy Magic (Ever-Rise has been in), and 2 time entrant Chuck Taylor's sending a couple of proteges.
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DISTRICT 3 LET'S FUCKIN GO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdCZATqd86I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Qx6kvnDus Subscribe.
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District 2 will gently caress your face up with a baseball bat and then graciously fix your teeth afterwards
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DISTRICT 5 IS GONNA RAM A FOOTBALL DOWN YOUR USB PORTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cavauro posted:I don't know what's going to happen I will take care of you don't worry
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The beginning of a new Hunger Games Match is always a cause for pomp and circumstance, and that hasn't changed in the new season. Multiple limos arrive carrying the tributes (some even stepping out of their limos to get into smaller, more decorous limos for the last few feet) and the WWE Thunderdome style crowd hoot and holler. It's time for the great beginning, the Bloodbath. All 24 tributes in direct competition, fighting for the early momentum and the cornucopia of supplies! Let's see what happens! Hit the theme music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FBijeNg_Gs OK seriously have we not fired that music guy yet somebody get on that jeez. Now then! The events!  [Roman voice] Oh, Rarity, oh you got that golden shovel, always holding everyone down with your golden shovel. Typical scoopsgal, just wants to bury everyone. [/Roman voice] Speaking of burials, we'll need one for Daddy Magic, after Crypto Luigi got at him. "NFT? More like Natural Functions Terminated!!!", Crypto Luigi was heard to say. DADDY MAGIC MATT MENARD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Meanwhile, Pete Best was scared by some sort of impossible monster. A tooth... doctor??? Sounds fake. Better run into the forest. Now, for all the wackiness and suffixing thingshausen, it's sometimes difficult to remember that Danhausen is actually Very Evil. How evil? Evil enough to shank a young child soldier who is just trying to find some food. FOUR MURASAME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Steve Maclin equips a large fork, the better to eat up the competition with. No one sees him do it because he's Forgotten. Forgotten. See, in the WWE he was part of this group, right and... While our tributes are arranged in teams, the competition is fundamentally an individual one, which Rich Mahogany proves as he wrestles a jar of worms away from a pair of I think otters? Groundhogs, maybe? Meanwhile, the Living Dead Girl has made sure hydration is on point. It wouldn't do to just stick one's face in the river to drink when one has scary faces to make. You've heard the phrase "Like taking candy from a baby?" Well, his Majesty the Emperor decided to test that except instead of candy it's a mace. Garrus Vakarian is no stranger to big open situations. He covered all the angles as he headed into the Cornucopia. Why, the only person in line of sight was that old buffoon and all he had was a guitar wait whats that attached to the back of it BREE WOO BREE WOO listen up spacenuts. GARRUS VAKARIAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Elsewhere, despite being a 13 foot sports robot, Cleatus knows this is not the time to battle. He grabs some supplies and books it. KILL LEADERS Crypto Luigi - 1 (Menard) Danhausen - 1 (Murasame) Jeff Jarrett - 1 (Garrus) REMEMBER THE FALLEN Daddy Magic Matt Menard - Bloodbath Four Murasame - Bloodbath Garrus Vakarian - Bloodbath
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8HdtWV9gQM better days aren't coming, Four.
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Does rigor mortis affect nipples
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I see got Garrus got acquainted with the
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nice. all the dumb piece of shits got taken out quick
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BULLSHIT
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yea ok posted:gently caress this sorry Shard posted:BULLSHIT lol get bree woo bree wooed
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