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Feels some pressure, decides to let out a fart BOOM shart all along it's been happening more and more
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Thought this was going to be about catching a stray bullet in the dugout while playing baseball
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May 1, 2023 05:06
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Wendigee posted:Thought this was going to be about catching a stray bullet in the dugout while playing baseball wasn't that how Lenny Dykstra died?
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May 1, 2023 05:08
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Dad! Don’t leave! Come back!
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May 1, 2023 05:10
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The only thing I miss about cigarettes is consistently pooping
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May 1, 2023 05:14
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Vampire Panties posted:The only thing I miss about cigarettes is consistently pooping switch to metamucil. smoke metamucil.
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May 1, 2023 05:19
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I though this thread was going to have a punchline, but nope, It was apparently a cry for help. We are here for you Private Gumball
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May 1, 2023 06:29
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I shart all the time it's not that crazy.
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May 1, 2023 06:31
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There's nothing in the bible that says it's bad to shart so it's cool. No harm in a little bit of sharting now and then. Everything in moderation.
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May 1, 2023 06:33
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It's all the SEED OILS in the American diet! Real men only eat LARD Then you NEVER poo poo
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May 1, 2023 06:39
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istewart posted:It's all the SEED OILS in the American diet! how does that work?
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May 1, 2023 06:42
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i farted right before opening this thread wasnt a shart tho
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May 1, 2023 06:44
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nvm
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dc3k posted:nvm lol
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May 1, 2023 06:46
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my doctor recommended l&m but im a marlboro fella, reckon
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May 1, 2023 06:48
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> man pretends shart didn’t happen
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May 1, 2023 06:50
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Private Cumshoe posted:Feels some pressure, decides to let out a fart Is that right, Private Shartshoe.
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May 1, 2023 15:34
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Shart… is a FART! with a “POOP”
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May 1, 2023 15:42
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I'm sharting right now and I'm just fine. Just give sharts a chance. Back in the good old days people used to shart openly and proudly. It's completely normal and healthy to blast out a wet one in your pants every once in a while.
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May 1, 2023 15:44
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ive never done this to myself. ever.
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May 1, 2023 16:31
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That's what you get for smoking.
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May 1, 2023 16:35
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Says: "Smell you later!" But he never smelled again!
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May 1, 2023 16:51
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
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May 1, 2023 16:52
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Is it still a shart if you do it on the toilet, or does shart imply an accident in one's pants
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May 1, 2023 16:56
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Shar’t speculate
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... 
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May 1, 2023 17:06
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By the grace of God and the will of the people, all must be free to shart as they please!
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May 1, 2023 17:10
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If you're sharting too much try some metamucil
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May 1, 2023 18:44
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Jelly posted:If you're sharting too much try some metamucil Buddy, I'm not sharting enough!
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May 1, 2023 18:57
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Radio Paranoia posted:Buddy, I'm not sharting enough! try less metamucil
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May 1, 2023 18:58
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Jelly posted:If you're sharting too much try some metamucil no
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May 1, 2023 19:01
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Shar’t speculate
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May 1, 2023 19:04
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A shart in the pants is worth two in the bowl.
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May 1, 2023 19:07
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Well, could be worse. You could suddenly realize that various people around you are actually disguised bat monster people and that only you and other smokers can see them because of some weird chemical trick just the right amount of nicotine in the brain causes that lets you see through their disguise.
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Cornwind Evil posted:Well, could be worse. You could suddenly realize that various people around you are actually disguised bat monster people and that only you and other smokers can see them because of some weird chemical trick just the right amount of nicotine in the brain causes that lets you see through their disguise. Yeah, that happened to me too, the last time I did dabs in the bathroom at Comic-Con
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May 1, 2023 19:33
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No cigarette sharts today, we're safe for now
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May 2, 2023 04:18
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Man goues out for a dick
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May 2, 2023 04:22
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Dickarette goes out, man.
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May 2, 2023 04:25
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Ex-smokers want a smoke? I used to smoke Marlboros and went to Camels. I was 13 years old.
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Camels have more flavor
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