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Donnie's going on the Fake News to ogle Kaitlan Collins: https://twitter.com/CNNPR/status/1653114363270553620 CNN, why?
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1653180975696707585?t=1oYS03d2hiPDndddl0jZ3w&s=19 Is this "cutting edge media alternative" Vice or "Here's a marathon of shows about  " Vice? I can never keep them straight, but I am guessing the former?
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May 2, 2023 04:40
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https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1653391398291267586 Big "Do I have to draw it out in crayon for you?" vibes.
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May 2, 2023 15:43
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LongDarkNight posted:Taking notes on your criminal conspiracy and then publishing them. He's also repealing Florida's resign to run law just in time for him to run for president without resigning!
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May 2, 2023 15:48
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Milo and POTUS posted:Getting drawn and quartered by donald duck at the 10:30 show at cindarellas castle Will they do the waterboarding at Blizzard Beach?
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May 2, 2023 18:34
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orange juche posted:It would probably be an improvement, to be honest. Maybe this will come up with some original Hollywood ideas as opposed to endless spin-offs and cash grab Marvel and Star Wars movies. Because I'm not sure I will ever understand the people who created or watch Young Sheldon.
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May 2, 2023 20:59
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facialimpediment posted:There's going to be some really weird racist poo poo once these text messages eventually come out. Ah, so that's what finally caused FOX to act. e- As for fighting, Tucker strikes me as being similar to Captain America in Generation Kill; someone who thinks he's a superman but, in reality, is an overdramatic, overzealous pussy. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:44 on May 3, 2023 |
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May 3, 2023 04:41
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https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1654142494324473856?t=4jjImknrRmkTiD6QI_5FWA&s=19 loving  .
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May 4, 2023 18:23
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https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1654256649551466498facialimpediment posted:Likely part of Elon's 1M follower automatic spite-check. I was waiting for him to come out against interracial marriage when that was a thing a few months ago, which would've been  on incomprehensible levels.
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May 5, 2023 01:41
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Kesper North posted:I thought the bagpipers thing was in Scotland He said he has to leave Ireland and Scotland, where he has wonderful properties, because of this. Clearly, he thinks he can be in multiple places now.
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May 5, 2023 05:12
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Ron Desantis claimed that his specific prayers were responsible for a hurricane missing Florida, so it's only fair that he receives full blame for every hurricane which does hit Florida. This is one of my favorite Christianity loopholes- you pray for something to miss you so it does harm to others. "gently caress you, got mine!" And it fits Ron DeSantis perfectly.
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May 7, 2023 04:44
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While we're on the topic of idiots, his anybody heard about the woman in Florida whose disabled child died in a car seat in a FEMA hotel room because she claimed she couldn't operate it properly because it would break her acrylic nails? https://www.wesh.com/article/toddler-car-seat-death-orange-county/43807431
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May 7, 2023 19:59
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I was hoping the FTX debacle would have shown people that crypto is not a good idea, yet here we are with a world of people who think they're the smartest in the room.
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May 8, 2023 14:34
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facialimpediment posted:Scroll down for lots of fun and NBCNews confirms: https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1655626680755531799?t=k8OtLcny8oSR0k235jbImg&s=19 Et tu, Gribble?
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May 9, 2023 14:46
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fknlo posted:Don't worry, noted centrist Elon Musk is on the case. Centrist, you say? Elon, you say? https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1655937115526676481
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May 9, 2023 15:24
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facialimpediment posted:jesus the jury only had this thing for a few hours Does a quick turnaround tend to favor guilty or not?
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May 9, 2023 20:06
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facialimpediment posted:Pay up, you gently caress Fuckin' , his vitriol on social media contributed to the defamation judgment.CNN says $2M for abuse and $3M for defamation.
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May 9, 2023 20:11
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facialimpediment posted:This is just a campaign ad that nobody in the Republican primary is willing to make but will be everywhere in the General: It's absolutely remarkable that he's got everyone in the GOP by the nethers to the point that no one is bold enough to take this and run with it.
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May 9, 2023 21:00
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1656023624552259593?t=o_6ipxGYgn95nCDk4yu_cA&s=19 I WILL JUST ANGRY POST THROUGH IT AS I ALWAYS DO
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May 9, 2023 23:37
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Oh yeah wasn’t that the conclusion when his handwritten notes are in giant font, and that he does wear glasses when he thinks cameras aren’t on him? He thought wearing a mask behind the Resolute desk would make him look like a loser. Imagine what he thinks about glasses.
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May 10, 2023 01:43
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https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1656244160620527621?t=9lhhJ4XlSdco0nd4puZCig&s=19 Is it really an ambush if their client is wholly incapable of not spewing whatever comes out of his mouth?
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May 10, 2023 13:52
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Two minutes into this and  is immediately off the rails with all the greatest hits.Aaron Rupar is suffering through it if you don't want to: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1656441717665538051
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May 11, 2023 01:05
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Kaitlan Collins tried to fact-check him earlier and is just getting ragdolled at this point. https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1656453623763566596 He also literally just said he doesn't care if the government defaults because he's not President. This is the embodiment of what's horribly wrong with this country. She tried to hold his feet to the fire, he's spewing verbal diarrhea, and members of the audience are saying "spew it in MY mouth, My President! ME! OVER HERE!" e- All these questions have been canned. The voters are reading them off strips of paper. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:35 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 01:33
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Arrath posted:Why doesn't someone just say "that is a lie" interrupting him in the middle of every sentence? Surely this simple tactic will short circuit his brain and pull the wool away from the eyes of the Republican voting public, furthermore Because there's probably some backwoods, neckbearded MAGAt that would beat the poo poo out of them before they could finish the sentence.
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May 11, 2023 01:37
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facialimpediment posted:Yeah the only true-news way of dealing with Donnie is offline truth sandwiches. The fact is that x, Donnie says y, but that is a lie/incorrect because x. Can't do the truth sandwich in real-time surrounded by his fans. Dumb idea. So is CNN still part of the fake news, I wonder?
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May 11, 2023 01:39
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facialimpediment posted:Probably will be saying "even the fake news says" when here's the moderator's bonafides: He's been interrupting Collins all night and just got mad that she did it. "See? This is what she does." Also, this feels like the end of Kaitlan Collins' career. e- Yep, he's just straight up trashing her right now. "You're a NASTY person." CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 11, 2023 |
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Kazinsal posted:The GOP, the morning after election night: "There's nothing in the rules saying an embalmed corpse can't be president!" "North Korea has an eternal president!"
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May 11, 2023 06:26
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facialimpediment posted:Senator Tuberville has a better answer: because Biden is being mean and racist. Remember when he won a primary and general election because Jeff Sessions made Trump pouty?
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May 12, 2023 19:08
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https://twitter.com/ericareport/status/1656877180146823171?t=CocWg-ErrRmbk1CPDSdGdQ&s=19 I have no idea who this blue checkmark is, but one can hope. Elon may have given her the blue check of Shame because she is a democrat.
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Platystemon posted:“Eye problems” is a good case study here. Allegedly, some examiners on the color vision checkride (SODA) will ask pilots if they "see that green/red light?". The answer to that leading question is always yes.
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Bored As gently caress posted:https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1657400686957547528?t=-SWgv6atgts_qQF1W_hXsg&s=19 quote:Musk is the second-wealthiest person in the world, according to both the Bloomberg Billionaires Index and Forbes's Real Time Billionaires list as of May 2023 primarily from his ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX, with an estimated net worth of around $167 billion according to the Bloomberg and $176.2 billion according to the latter. This awkward fucker blew a quarter of his fortune on Twitter to prove a point. 
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In case you thought Rudy getting serviced while on the phone with Trump wasn't absurd enough: https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1658201258656759809?t=reQh8dsVmRTXM7KphvTtDg&s=19
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bird food bathtub posted:Pretty OK with CNN taking a hit to the chin on that one. Speaks the only language money understands. I've been doing my miniscule part and don't have them in my rotation of news sites anymore. gently caress those guys. I still keep flipping to CNN out of habit I haven't yet broken, but their tone recently seems to be more aggressively centrist (and not in a good way) and I think I've heard "Hunter Biden" the last few weeks there more than ever before. They're drifting into "Trump sucks, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Hunter Biden!" territory.
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May 16, 2023 21:03
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https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1658843719531913217 "LOOK! We almost went out like Mummah did! Also, please respect our privacy!"
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ASAPI posted:Edit: Forgot that Laura Ingraham is allegedly fired from her show on FOX news also... Pleeeeeease let the FOX blood letting continue. 
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Wrong Theory posted:I think whoever can breed the smell out deserves a nobel prize. Tired of everywhere fun smelling like it. I was on a Delta flight out of Atlanta earlier this month and the dude in the row behind me smelled of a combination of janky weed and foot odor. Dude was so baked that the flight attendant had to get his attention for the exit row spiel. Between that, seemingly not being able to go to the beach anymore without getting blasted by what smells like a cloud of skunk rear end, the racket that is the Ohio medical Marijuana system, and all the studies coming out with people shocked that "Whoa, moms who may cause their kids health issues??!!!?!1", I'm getting tired of the whole thing.E- unrelated, "gently caress around and https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1660814017592451073?t=R-vaJpeKQxOPr6fbF0Ng5Q&s=19 https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1660973645001261060?t=oHpp-efSVqhkBjdZK_T9AA&s=19 CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:12 on May 23, 2023 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:It wasn't that good to begin with. I turned it off after like 10 minutes.
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May 23, 2023 21:04
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So can I skip 2 and just go straight to 3? Because I'd never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark until last year.
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