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Having a really, really good idea, and walking to the other room to do it - but you stop to eat a deviled egg on the way and it makes you forget the idea.
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- deep dish peat moss
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Forgetting to reset your deadman's switch because someone asked you where the library is
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May 2, 2023 05:09
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Flying the president away from alien invaders in a helicopter when you suddenly can't remember if there's a difference between Celery Salt and Celery Seed. You pull your phone out of your pocket to google it, taking your hands off the yoke and crashing into a building.
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May 2, 2023 05:11
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- deep dish peat moss
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Playing a game of chess against the Grim Reaper when you suddenly grow bored and surrender.
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May 2, 2023 05:13
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- deep dish peat moss
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The year is 1917. You are a soldier in the Battle of Verdun. The opposing army begins a charge. You realize that you have an overdue library book and close your eyes to retrace your steps and determine where you left it.
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May 2, 2023 05:21
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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going through your entire life just barely skating by, but in a funny way
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May 2, 2023 15:41
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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just need a quick break after getting up for a quick snack after my first quick break after going to the bathroom after a prior quick break, and then i'll get to work on this project again
aw gently caress it's 4:30
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May 2, 2023 19:22
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Stumble into every interaction like a social Mr Magoo because you can't recall the names of the people who just introduced themselves to you, because you zoned out staring at their satin shirt and then recalling you haven't done your laundry in days.
Almost being able to feel your brain dumping their name the instant your hear it for efficiency's sake because you're just going to forget it anyway
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May 2, 2023 19:34
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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*points out a cliff swallow nest*
"haha wow, how do you know so much about birds? take a class or something?"
"oh, i dunno, just picked it up somewhere*"
*real answer is three years ago i visited the museum in the old mission at san juan capistrano and learned they are famous for their nesting swallows and spent an hour on wikipedia clicking through links about the subspecies of cliff swallows and barn swallows and their distinctive bowl or gourd shaped nests made of mud or grass and although both species of swallows can make these mud gourd nests and have a primarily rufous coloring these birds have a squared tail instead of the distinctive forked swallow tail so they are definitely cliff swallows and all those bird facts are seared into my brain forever
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May 17, 2023 18:32
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Oculus Noctuae
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*points out a cliff swallow nest*
"haha wow, how do you know so much about birds? take a class or something?"
"oh, i dunno, just picked it up somewhere*"
*real answer is three years ago i visited the museum in the old mission at san juan capistrano and learned they are famous for their nesting swallows and spent an hour on wikipedia clicking through links about the subspecies of cliff swallows and barn swallows and their distinctive bowl or gourd shaped nests made of mud or grass and although both species of swallows can make these mud gourd nests and have a primarily rufous coloring these birds have a squared tail instead of the distinctive forked swallow tail so they are definitely cliff swallows and all those bird facts are seared into my brain forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2mLOVHZ2u4
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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May 17, 2023 19:35
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- deep dish peat moss
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it's like The Entertainment from Infinite Jest for my ADHD brain
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May 17, 2023 23:49
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A scientist working on the cure to cancer is moments away from solving it when they realize that their notes kind of look like a dinosaur so they scribble a whole dinosaur scene over their notes and forget what they were working on
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May 18, 2023 03:43
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by Fluffdaddy
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sorry, my cripping rejection sensitive dysphoria prevents me from posting in this thread
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May 18, 2023 04:28
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Living in actual, possibly even physical agony from procrastinating something that you have no justifiable reason to put off, not even a lame excuse that you are conscious of, feeling much worse than any actual anxiety or strain the task would cause, and all you can think is "Ok, maybe this video will make me feel better long enough to get me motivated"
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May 18, 2023 22:30
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Not realizing that overhearing people speaking near you turns your brain off because your brain gets turned off every time it happens
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May 19, 2023 17:36
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- google THIS
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Feeling guilty that you're neglecting your previous favorite form of goofing off in favor of this new form of goofing off you've discovered
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May 19, 2023 23:04
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This thread is reminding me that I've neglected to take my meds for about 15 years and I should probably look into that
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May 19, 2023 23:06
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- teemolover42069
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finally getting into a routine and having it immediately, noticeably, and profoundly effect your life for the better and deciding that you were faking having ADHD the whole time, bucking the routine for no reason and then watching your whole life fall apart again and realizing that you might have ADHD
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May 20, 2023 00:08
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Watching a certified, licensed M.D. listen to fifteen seconds' worth of your symptoms, scratch his head, make a "gently caress it, why not?" face and say "Why don't we try this medication?" and wondering if this process is any more precise than hitting up a random street dealer.
Further realizing that this doctor is probably also a patient.
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May 21, 2023 03:55
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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government: "this is a controlled substance! it is hazardous and highly addictive and you must follow this timeline exactly when getting a refill (that isn't technically a refill) and if you ever have it lost or stolen by one of the many addicts it will be a huge hassle to replace it"
every patient, at about 10 am: "hmm, did i take my meds this morning?"
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May 21, 2023 05:39
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When you count your pills out immediately after picking them up and you're missing a few because whatever pharmacy tech filled it took them and knows that if you say anything they say you were "agitated" and put you on a list that gets your prescription reviewed
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May 21, 2023 05:40
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Apr 28, 2024 23:41
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- Macnult
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someone ranting to you unprompted about how over-diagnosed ADHD is but “i don’t mean people like you though”
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