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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Child Smelters
:devil:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Bad news: beer brewing will take significantly longer in this cold cold world.
Good news: that can impart good flavour to the end product.

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Jul 17, 2007

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:forkbomb: My new girl: Candy is dandy!
:cheers: But liquor is quicker.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Quench the Devil's thirst!

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Jul 17, 2007

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No atheists in a foxhole I guess, now's the time for the opiate of the masses.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Have you not read the Bible recently? Needlessly waiting until the last minute while the people languish in agony is God's style.

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Jul 17, 2007

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God drat it you morons, stop stealing food!

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Jul 17, 2007

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I wanted to do an amusing thing in the spirit of Victorian political pamphlets only to discover that they're all apparently locked behind academic subscription walls, this is so disappointing.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Prostitution specifically, I wanted to modify an anti-sex work rant into a positive.

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Jul 17, 2007

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prosthetics.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Good to know we have enough quality wood to manufacture some toy horses for all the good little boys and girls!
I volunteer to dress up as Father Christmas and distribute said pleasure horses.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Real miss not voting to pleasure Horst, the poor guy is getting lonely.

painedforever posted:

Y'know, it's weird but I'm reading this book about dictators (How to Be a Dictator by Frank Dikötter), and this game is practically pushing us into becoming a dictator. Like, it's in the playbook (had there been a playbook), but y'know, having propaganda centers blaring wall-to-wall praise for you and your policies, bully-boys to enforce your laws, hiding events that might cause discontent...

Is this a secret fascism simulator?

it's definitely allows you to be and all the bad events so far encourages you to increase your direct power over the populace, and I'm not seeing any opportunities to relinquish any of that power.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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"oh can't you kids go build a snowman instead of bothering me, I have to rebuild this engine."
-"we made six just this morning, you know how hard the snow gets at minus fifty?!"
-"I still can't feel my tongue "

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Jul 17, 2007

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habituallyred posted:

Equip and no new Laws

+1

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Jul 17, 2007

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I just looked it up and average global temperature during the last ice age are estimated to have been 6c which just puts in perspective just how hosed the world is ingame.

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Jul 17, 2007

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They would have made for fine snowmen

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Jul 17, 2007

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I've been following the games industry for over three decades and I can't think of anything that's as much of an apocalypse simulator as this game, Missile Command was grim and gave the developer nightmares but you don't get updates of people working themselves to death keeping the missile batteries running and the whole thing is brief.

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Jul 17, 2007

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habituallyred posted:

^^^Not even Fate of the World?

Nice job. I won my first game without steam hubs. Needless to say I lost a lot more people during that last bit.

Seems interesting but it's not available without DRM which is a form of apocalypse I'm not willing to deal with.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'll definitely be trying DEFCON.


Once.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Dominions is just way too technical for me to either play or follow along, Frostpunk seemed a bit too simple in mechanics for my liking but maybe the upcoming sequel is for me.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Synthbuttrange posted:

The baffling thing is how Frostpunk has so many weird dumb mobile knockoffs. Play them for us. :getin:

Captain's emergency missive: Do not subject the OP to mobile games, that is cruel and unusual punishment!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Any geology nerds to speculate where are the best places on earth from coal access/ avg temperature point?

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