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In these dark times it's important we come together and start beating the poo poo out of each other in the Arena, for some reason
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 22:07 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:45 |
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Look, do you guys want to throw children into that generator, do you want to work people to death, or do you want to go a few rounds shirtless in *checks notes* -4 Fahrenheit weather You can't even build a pub until you do it! What kind of Englishmen don't have a pub?
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 03:19 |
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NewMars posted:Fighting Arenas. It's the next best thing to a real pub and an English tradition! Are we saving civilization here or not fellas
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 14:35 |
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Remalle posted:Awesome, I really appreciate the feedback! The best techniques are passed on by the survivors
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 19:57 |
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Rubix Squid posted:Pubs! Pubs! Pubs! Pubs! Pubs! No reason to really vote here lol
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# ¿ May 10, 2023 13:22 |
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CzarChasm posted:See, you type this, and I get concerned Maybe it's the kind of apocalypse where the rest of the world is perfectly fine
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# ¿ May 10, 2023 14:45 |
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If they had built a pub and a fight club sooner they'd probably have been fine Let's go with Order but hope it's not all bullshit 80s British fascist options that we all know it's definitely just going to be RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 18:48 on May 16, 2023 |
# ¿ May 16, 2023 18:44 |
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It's all work and no play for el capitan!
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 18:47 |
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Regallion posted:implement standup meetings Discontent rises dramatically
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# ¿ May 17, 2023 15:47 |
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You know, we're hauling rear end considering we've only been out here for like two weeks Patrols seem good
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 18:20 |
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I like to think they're dynamite blasting for frozen fish
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 22:53 |
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Mechanical Ape posted:Look, if you promise not to ask where the meat is coming from, then I won't ask what we're making the moonshine out of. Dynamite blasting the liquor stores out of the ice walls
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# ¿ May 20, 2023 01:09 |
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Rogue AI Goddess posted:Duelling Law.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:23 |
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AtomikKrab posted:Frostpunk 2 is sometime this year, probably winter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04B4mi1QfEM
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 19:55 |
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I vote for Dueling Laws so we can challenge the storm to single combat
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 19:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-05evHurnfM&t=30s
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 03:59 |
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The fighting arenas are still good though right
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 17:04 |
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Probably should have gone south instead
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 19:55 |
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Mechanical Ape posted:That's not going to help against a metaphor. It probably wouldn't hurt! quote:Two people come in from the cold. Nobody could have survived out there. Are they ghosts? See? It's not that bad, everyone's just whining. They should have built up their fortitude in the arenas that appear to still be online if I'm looking at those screenshots correctly By popular demand posted:I've been following the games industry for over three decades and I can't think of anything that's as much of an apocalypse simulator as this game, Missile Command was grim and gave the developer nightmares but you don't get updates of people working themselves to death keeping the missile batteries running and the whole thing is brief. DEFCON is pretty close, except it's technically possible to "win" if you get lucky lol. As the megadeaths rise the somber music fades out to geiger counters and sobbing. Make sure to play in real time so you can realize that you're not shooting that ICBM down and Chicago is doomed in thirty minutes! RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jun 8, 2023 |
# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 16:42 |
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I read an LP of Dominions 5 onceMu posted:im posting picture this: a militia man, squaring up to the colossal head. the militia man is wiry, energetic, itching for a fight. he's probably in his early twenties, and still figuring out what kind of man he is and his place in the world. the colossal head is a giant stone head. it weighs like 20 tons. it's over 2000 years old and it doesn't do anything at all. the militia man winds up-- and he punches the stone head. he punches it hard. i mean, this guy, he gives it everything, he gives it everything he's got. as his fist connects with the stony surface of the colossal head, his hand instantly shatters into a hundred pieces. you can really hear it too, as it breaks into bits. it's this wet crunching noise. the militia man himself, he doesn't scream or cry anything, he just makes this really sad sound. it's not quite a wheeze and it's not quite a whine. it's like when you step on an old balloon. just this weird kind of drawn-out squeak from somewhere in his throat. and then he just falls to his knees. what's the moral of the story? there's isn't a moral to the story. the guy just smashed his hand to pieces. there isn't a moral. it's not--it isn't that kind of story. listen, i'm done talking here. i'm done talking. just, get out of here. get out of my face already. we're done here.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 18:09 |
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AtomikKrab posted:Prisons are ok, people will actually ASK you to pass the prison law during the londoners arc. I think part of the problem is that the game is measured in days and not weeks, and the city is hundreds of people. The latter makes sense because it'd get a little awkward wrangling thousands in this sort of game and also, how did tens of thousands of people actually get up there, but the former is total nonsense. The escalation from "we need order to give purpose to our lives so we don't kill ourselves" to "I'm Mega Stalin now" is like a week lmao. Pretty impressive building all those mines that fast though What the hell guys.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 16:32 |
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SugarAddict posted:I don't think steam powered giant robots would make for good sex workers, despite what the engineers would think.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 02:39 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:45 |
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GunnerJ posted:The Deacon seemingly got Rip Van Winkle-d from the 1600s to the start of the game. These things happen
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 14:40 |