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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Post a character class to summon a unit

You will receive an unpainted unit. Unpainted units are easy to paint in MSPaint or on pixlr.com or whatever. Once you paint the unit, you may summon another.

The unit's type will be: whatever I feel like. Maybe a rocket-man. Maybe an animated mushroom. Or a tank or zeppelin or whatever. I don't know. Luck of the draw, whoever gets the best army can win.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 11:30 on May 2, 2023

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Here are examples of the type of unit you may receive

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I summon: a deadly sky-rogue

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

I summon: Haunted Cleric

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ying yang twins

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Druid specialized in poisons

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

I'm afraid of armies! OoooOOOooooOOOoohh spooky!!

Dog-hurler

Skeletome fucked around with this message at 12:08 on May 2, 2023

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Skeleton merchant

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
A heavy shield knight

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Filth wizard

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Royal Fellator.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Coked Out Meth Bard is my class of choice.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I summon a mechwarrior

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I summon a SABOTEUR

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I call forth a Beatmaster!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
im a brad i have a lute

OsteoMcB
Mar 19, 2023

I summon an alcoholic librarian!

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Fire of Wrath!

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Trump Steaks Commando (a special forces unit fed exclusively Trump Steaks)

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i summon a cute lil guy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cowardly vampire. I'm working to complete a set.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I summon a Republican

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i like coloring

character class: colorer

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

free hubcaps posted:

I summon: a deadly sky-rogue

I was pretty sure that this said Sea-Rogue and so you summoned a Swashbuckler Shark but I guess it can fly if you want

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Visible Stink posted:

I summon: Haunted Cleric

Skeletons are hard, but also brittle

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


I call forth a ostrich on a skateboard wearing a top hat

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I summon a Master Baiter

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I summon Keldor. He’s a chaotic evil dorf. He has all the powers from every class and the highest (or lowest, as is applicable) stat numbers on his character sheet. He would make the game dangerously unbalanced only he spends most of his time on the lower planes and only shows up in the prime to point and laugh at the injured.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I summon Bubble Ninja

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

I was pretty sure that this said Sea-Rogue and so you summoned a Swashbuckler Shark but I guess it can fly if you want


I have no idea what you're talking about :ninja:




whose gonna fight me


also could i get back in line to summon a smokenife thrower

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I summon a bum with a wolf

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I summon a rainsmith

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
True-Neutral Druid, plz with nice hair

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
I summon Puff Daddy

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
I summon a man-baby billionaire, he sleeps on a racing car bed.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

I summon the most generic and unimaginative D&D fighter

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
I conjure dark thoughts about my past mistakes

Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin
I summon a murder hobo!

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I would like to summon a Beach Comber, please.

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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
I summon an uncommitted lesbian.

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