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goose knight
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A festering accountant
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# ? May 3, 2023 08:49 |
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Stork with a gun
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# ? May 3, 2023 09:12 |
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Joel Osteen and his mighty podium
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# ? May 3, 2023 10:19 |
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Fuckface Extreme
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# ? May 3, 2023 10:22 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Ying yang twins Sure, but you only get one of the twins Geemer posted:Druid specialized in poisons This dagger is poisonable Skeletome posted:I'm afraid of armies! OoooOOOooooOOOoohh spooky!! Look how satisfied you are, having just hurled a dog!
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# ? May 5, 2023 01:24 |
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Stink Wizard
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# ? May 5, 2023 01:51 |
somebody who drives the cargo loader mech from aliens
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# ? May 5, 2023 02:48 |
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I summon a skeleton bard.
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# ? May 5, 2023 02:56 |
peat moss what are you gonna do with all these dweebs there should be tournament
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# ? May 5, 2023 02:58 |
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I have extremely bad ADHD that I don't take medication for anymore and just drawing them in the first place is a challenge for me right now but I have mechanics for a tournament kind of thing I wrote up somewhere if someone else wants to run it using those rules or any others
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 5, 2023 |
# ? May 5, 2023 04:08 |
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Jestery posted:Skeleton merchant They peddle in bones
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:08 |
i'll examine these mechanics if u want. but godspeed with the meds, that poo poo sucks. don't feel the need to power thru em or nothing
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:15 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:They peddle in bones Are you saying the bones are their money?
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:27 |
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Oh it's okay it's been 2 months since I stopped and I am finally over withdrawal and feel like drawing again which is cool. I just have an extremely inconsistent attention span now lmaoTijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Filth wizard What kind of spells are found in your can? sigher posted:The Royal Fellator. The Royal Fellator is busy but you got the Royal Jerker syntaxfunction posted:Coked Out Meth Bard is my class of choice. Ah, a reflection of my state of mind deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:41 on May 5, 2023 |
# ? May 5, 2023 04:38 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Are you saying the bones are their money? Yes.
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:38 |
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Randy Johnson
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:43 |
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Dual-wielding emu
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:44 |
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Smugworth posted:I summon a mechwarrior I don't really know how small the pilot would hav eto be here
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:17 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:i'll examine these mechanics if u want. I was wrong, what I had was for like a CYOA thread or something where people could enter their characters/units/summons into a gestalt hivemind thing and then they could risk their own lives for the benefit of everyone, and get idk cool colors or hats or something if they did well
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:37 |
i like it better than tourny because it's not goon v goon. maybe it's something like the goon army needs to pillage the ancient pyramid tomb of lowtax according to the newly deciphered cartouche () where they will inevitably die due to falling on spikes, eaten by scorpions -- indiana jones poo poo. each trap has difficulty ratings like physical damage or curse or whatever, goons have like 3 points to put in these categories, team up, go in, and hideously die or escape or something. Yet only one team can go in at a time, and the traps evily reset when they die or escape. You got your crush/stab/poison/curse, you got goons countering with their strength/dex/meds/magic, they bring in or loot some consumable tools or something, and just try to get to the center of the dungeon for the fabled treasure. The combined stats adjust the DC or something, the group beats a trap they get a loot and decide if they wanna keep pushing or back out and dump the loot into the goon pile. The team pushes further but can't beat the trap, they all die gruesomely and lose all the poo poo they collected or brought in from the last group. It keeps cycling around until everybody's dead or the golden horde is retrieved. If you back out you gotta wait till the next team either dies or escapes themselves before you can try again. ghost of a permabanned user haunts this room? only magic could dispel this horror snake pit? dex/medicine feral hogs? strength/dex is needed dunno how you'd wanna calibrate something like this tho probably have to roll a bunch of tests and it might be a cumbersome pain in the rear end.
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# ? May 5, 2023 07:38 |
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A lot of these would make good usernames. Surely there's a goon called filth wizard.
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# ? May 5, 2023 08:58 |
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The best strat for feral hogs is artillery
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# ? May 5, 2023 13:16 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:This dagger is poisonable This dagger has been poisoned
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# ? May 5, 2023 15:24 |
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Best of luck with the ADHD stuff. I hope things work out for you. Next class: Firefly Fisher
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# ? May 5, 2023 15:27 |
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Junk posted:I summon a SABOTEUR I spent a long time thinking about what a saboteur would look like and then I realized that the one thing a saboteur would definitely not look like is a saboteur Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I call forth a Beatmaster! Now I'm not sure if this is the saboteur or the wizard of beats but here you go
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# ? May 5, 2023 20:59 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:im a brad i have a lute Okay Brad but you really don't have to bring your lute to every party OsteoMcB posted:I summon an alcoholic librarian! Nice sweater belt, nerd
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# ? May 5, 2023 21:17 |
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The Reverand Me posted:A festering accountant Came here to say undead auditor and I want to clarify that I mean someone who is performing proper checks and balances in the necromancy industry not a regular auditor who is undead although they could also be undead.
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# ? May 5, 2023 21:27 |
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Filth wizard I didnt see this and now I feel foolish
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# ? May 5, 2023 21:28 |
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A hamster with a medical degree and something to prove. Our army needs medics.
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# ? May 5, 2023 22:28 |
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Did I miss mine?
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# ? May 5, 2023 22:54 |
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No I'm still barely working on page 1Deki posted:A heavy shield knight Whoops I missed this but will do it next
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# ? May 5, 2023 23:03 |
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Thanks, I'm just pumped up
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# ? May 5, 2023 23:06 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I spent a long time thinking about what a saboteur would look like and then I realized that the one thing a saboteur would definitely not look like is a saboteur An original saboteur would have wooden shoes, so I think you nailed it.
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# ? May 5, 2023 23:08 |
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Deki posted:A heavy shield knight The shield is angry because it is overweight but it's a shield so it can't exercise Piss Creep posted:Fire of Wrath! It's easy to always be the hot new thing when you're constantly self-immolating istewart posted:Trump Steaks Commando (a special forces unit fed exclusively Trump Steaks) yeah okay Wall Balls posted:i summon a cute lil guy Cute is subjective and this one faces the wrong way
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# ? May 6, 2023 01:03 |
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I summon Battle Chef!
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# ? May 6, 2023 02:07 |
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By popular demand posted:Cowardly vampire. I'm working to complete a set. It's up to you to define what makes the vampire cowardly
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# ? May 6, 2023 03:10 |
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I want a mean bird wizard with long wing sleeves!
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# ? May 6, 2023 03:16 |
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Using the powers of Kalemendesh The Unfraggable I summon a TREE THEIF
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# ? May 6, 2023 03:20 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 05:13 |
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a barbarian mutt, thank you
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