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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
goose knight

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The Reverand Me
May 12, 2007
Let's make Gravy!
A festering accountant

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Stork with a gun

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Joel Osteen and his mighty podium

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Fuckface Extreme

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Poohs Packin posted:

Ying yang twins

Sure, but you only get one of the twins



Geemer posted:

Druid specialized in poisons

This dagger is poisonable



Skeletome posted:

I'm afraid of armies! OoooOOOooooOOOoohh spooky!!

Dog-hurler

Look how satisfied you are, having just hurled a dog!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Stink Wizard

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
somebody who drives the cargo loader mech from aliens

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I summon a skeleton bard.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
peat moss what are you gonna do with all these dweebs

there should be tournament

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I have extremely bad ADHD that I don't take medication for anymore and just drawing them in the first place is a challenge for me right now but I have mechanics for a tournament kind of thing I wrote up somewhere if someone else wants to run it using those rules or any others

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 5, 2023

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Jestery posted:

Skeleton merchant

They peddle in bones

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i'll examine these mechanics if u want.

but godspeed with the meds, that poo poo sucks. don't feel the need to power thru em or nothing

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

deep dish peat moss posted:

They peddle in bones



Are you saying the bones are their money?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Oh it's okay it's been 2 months since I stopped and I am finally over withdrawal and feel like drawing again which is cool. I just have an extremely inconsistent attention span now lmao


What kind of spells are found in your can?



sigher posted:

The Royal Fellator.

The Royal Fellator is busy but you got the Royal Jerker



syntaxfunction posted:

Coked Out Meth Bard is my class of choice.

Ah, a reflection of my state of mind :hmmyes:

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:41 on May 5, 2023

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Devils Affricate posted:

Are you saying the bones are their money?

Yes.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Randy Johnson

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Dual-wielding emu

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Smugworth posted:

I summon a mechwarrior

I don't really know how small the pilot would hav eto be here

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i'll examine these mechanics if u want.

but godspeed with the meds, that poo poo sucks. don't feel the need to power thru em or nothing

I was wrong, what I had was for like a CYOA thread or something where people could enter their characters/units/summons into a gestalt hivemind thing and then they could risk their own lives for the benefit of everyone, and get idk cool colors or hats or something if they did well


SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i like it better than tourny because it's not goon v goon.

maybe it's something like the goon army needs to pillage the ancient pyramid tomb of lowtax according to the newly deciphered cartouche (:pigsballs:) where they will inevitably die due to falling on spikes, eaten by scorpions -- indiana jones poo poo.

each trap has difficulty ratings like physical damage or curse or whatever, goons have like 3 points to put in these categories, team up, go in, and hideously die or escape or something. Yet only one team can go in at a time, and the traps evily reset when they die or escape. You got your crush/stab/poison/curse, you got goons countering with their strength/dex/meds/magic, they bring in or loot some consumable tools or something, and just try to get to the center of the dungeon for the fabled treasure.

The combined stats adjust the DC or something, the group beats a trap they get a loot and decide if they wanna keep pushing or back out and dump the loot into the goon pile. The team pushes further but can't beat the trap, they all die gruesomely and lose all the poo poo they collected or brought in from the last group. It keeps cycling around until everybody's dead or the golden horde is retrieved. If you back out you gotta wait till the next team either dies or escapes themselves before you can try again.

ghost of a permabanned user haunts this room? only magic could dispel this horror
snake pit? dex/medicine
feral hogs? strength/dex is needed

dunno how you'd wanna calibrate something like this tho probably have to roll a bunch of tests and it might be a cumbersome pain in the rear end.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
A lot of these would make good usernames. Surely there's a goon called filth wizard.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The best strat for feral hogs is artillery

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



deep dish peat moss posted:

This dagger is poisonable



This dagger has been poisoned

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Best of luck with the ADHD stuff. I hope things work out for you.

Next class: Firefly Fisher

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Junk posted:

I summon a SABOTEUR

I spent a long time thinking about what a saboteur would look like and then I realized that the one thing a saboteur would definitely not look like is a saboteur



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I call forth a Beatmaster!

Now I'm not sure if this is the saboteur or the wizard of beats but here you go

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Colonel Cancer posted:

im a brad i have a lute

Okay Brad but you really don't have to bring your lute to every party



OsteoMcB posted:

I summon an alcoholic librarian!

Nice sweater belt, nerd

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

The Reverand Me posted:

A festering accountant

Came here to say undead auditor and I want to clarify that I mean someone who is performing proper checks and balances in the necromancy industry not a regular auditor who is undead although they could also be undead.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

I didnt see this and now I feel foolish

PenguinSalsa
Nov 10, 2009
A hamster with a medical degree and something to prove.

Our army needs medics.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Did I miss mine?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

No I'm still barely working on page 1

Deki posted:

A heavy shield knight

Whoops I missed this but will do it next

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Thanks, I'm just pumped up

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

deep dish peat moss posted:

I spent a long time thinking about what a saboteur would look like and then I realized that the one thing a saboteur would definitely not look like is a saboteur



An original saboteur would have wooden shoes, so I think you nailed it.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Deki posted:

A heavy shield knight

The shield is angry because it is overweight but it's a shield so it can't exercise



Piss Creep posted:

Fire of Wrath!

It's easy to always be the hot new thing when you're constantly self-immolating




istewart posted:

Trump Steaks Commando (a special forces unit fed exclusively Trump Steaks)

yeah okay



Wall Balls posted:

i summon a cute lil guy

Cute is subjective and this one faces the wrong way

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
I summon Battle Chef!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

By popular demand posted:

Cowardly vampire. I'm working to complete a set.

It's up to you to define what makes the vampire cowardly

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
I want a mean bird wizard with long wing sleeves!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Using the powers of Kalemendesh The Unfraggable I summon a TREE THEIF

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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
a barbarian mutt, thank you

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