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When does the horse racing start?
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May 6, 2023 17:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When does the horse racing start? Camilla is way too old to race dude. Oh wait you said 'horse'.
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May 6, 2023 17:59
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Pretty stupid of them to start this ceremony at 6 AM on a Saturday. If they started any later Charles might have died of old age before being crowned.
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May 6, 2023 18:02
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galagazombie posted:If they started any later Charles might have died of old age before being crowned. Unfortunately this is correct. Charles did, in fact, expire before it started. What sits on the throne now is a tightly woven simulacrum consisting primarily of wadded up child pornography and lunchables, press molded into the shape of his highness the gilded pedo. Sure, people are literally going hungry today where this is happening because it is happening, but we all got to watch a literal child rapist draped in gold and jewels his family raped and murdered millions of people around the world to collect, so I think it works itself out in the wash.
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May 6, 2023 18:09
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BOOO @ the king imo
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May 6, 2023 18:15
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Hail to the king, baby
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May 6, 2023 18:16
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May 6, 2023 18:18
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May 6, 2023 18:18
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Pro-click.
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May 6, 2023 18:29
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I did appreciate how miserable he seemed during it all.
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May 6, 2023 19:25
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Confusedslight posted:I did appreciate how miserable he seemed during it all. I suppose it must have sunk in during the ceremony - barely a few months ago he was in the same place, looking at the box that contained his mother; and now he's the one in the chair, in the robes, holding the bric-a-brac, swearing on a Bible, being the focus of a ceremony that dates back almost a thousand years. Being all radiant with pleasure at being the centre of attention would have been weirder than clearly having the 'this is actually happening, this is what the golden birdcage feels like, she would have known what to think and do' thoughts, I think.
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May 6, 2023 19:39
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spincube posted:I suppose it must have sunk in during the ceremony - barely a few months ago he was in the same place, looking at the box that contained his mother; and now he's the one in the chair, in the robes, holding the bric-a-brac, swearing on a Bible, being the focus of a ceremony that dates back almost a thousand years. Being all radiant with pleasure at being the centre of attention would have been weirder than clearly having the 'this is actually happening, this is what the golden birdcage feels like, she would have known what to think and do' thoughts, I think. Maybe it all just dawned on him how loving stupid it all is and now he'll wave his sausage hands and dissolve the wh...lmao no probably not
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May 6, 2023 20:07
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Lolling at camilla looking incredibly embarrassed to wear a crown and very much like a rabbit in the headlights as they approach with it and make her do the little ceremony. Get the impression she really didn't want that, but as hes the king she cant really say no if he says that's whats going to happen as a romantic gesture or whatever.
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May 6, 2023 20:13
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BIG KING;- DERTY BUM 
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Laying in bed and it just hit me why I knew Zadok the Priest. It is the champions league anthem. Lol. That song owns. Only good thing to come out of England. Edit: anyways cogrants on your new king Dirk Pitt fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 6, 2023 |
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May 6, 2023 22:41
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Channel 4s running re runs of la casa de papel
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May 6, 2023 23:02
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gently caress the royals. Useless vestiges of a long dead empire.
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May 7, 2023 03:25
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All jokes aside i'm glad diana doesn't have to see this poo poo.
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May 7, 2023 04:00
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They should have skipped straight to Harry. Best king is one who knows the monarchy's hosed up.
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May 7, 2023 09:57
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Harry would in all probability abolish the monarchy the second he was coronated as the ultimate gently caress you move
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Harry would in all probability abolish the monarchy the second he was coronated as the ultimate gently caress you move Would he gently caress, Harry is the Kendall Roy of the Royal family and all he wants is to be the #1 boy
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May 7, 2023 10:13
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Harry just wants to gently caress Camilla, get some issues dealt with and all will be fine, so just let him I say
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May 7, 2023 10:32
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Has he died yet?
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May 7, 2023 10:40
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Harry's a loving infinite money socialite, literally just another breed of aristocrat
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May 7, 2023 10:56
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Yea I think Harry and Meghan are absolutely right about the royal family but are also lovely ppl in their own right, which is why it's so funny watching them be all pissy with each other
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May 7, 2023 12:22
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RickRogers posted:Harry just wants to gently caress
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May 7, 2023 12:24
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Do you think Elizabeth wanted Charles to inherit the throne? Like maybe she thought tradition is for the best. But actually would pick him if she had a choice? Comedy scenario would be a Game of Thrones situation where she wrote her wishes that he abdicate for his oldest son but House Wales guards burned the letter in front of William. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 13:01 on May 7, 2023 |
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May 7, 2023 12:37
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I mean, she was (at least a party?) involved in getting the laws changed so girls can inherit if they're born first. Not that it matters, because abolish the lot of them.
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May 7, 2023 12:49
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Bright Bart posted:Do you think Elizabeth wanted Charles to inherit the throne? Like maybe she thought tradition is for the best. But actually would pick him if she had a choice? Her sole reason for living so long was to either outlive him or at the very least make sure his reign was as short as possible.
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May 7, 2023 14:47
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I think it might have been cos the alternative was being dead.
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May 7, 2023 14:57
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*Harry breaks into Elisabeth the seconds tomb and unzips his trousers* Lizzie's ghost: for England Harry? Hazzer: no...for me
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I think it might have been cos the alternative was being dead. Nah hatred is the only thing that will keep you alive that long and she hated Charles. Especially the threat he represented to the Monarchy.
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May 7, 2023 15:40
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I went to a coronation party yesterday. Didn't know what to cook so I made English inspired biscuits and served them with jam and whipped cream. Also made some cheese, bacon and chive biscuits. The Brits thought they were good
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May 7, 2023 15:44
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God just look at the cannoli the king runs as a finger
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For all of you who were admiring the lady sword-bearer's handling of that mighty weapon: https://www.theage.com.au/world/europe/sword-wielder-penny-mordaunt-emerges-as-the-star-of-the-coronation-20230507-p5d6dj.html
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free hubcaps posted:Yea I think Harry and Meghan are absolutely right about the royal family but are also lovely ppl in their own right, which is why it's so funny watching them be all pissy with each other "we're not like THOSE royals  "
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BigBadSteve posted:For all of you who were admiring the lady sword-bearer's handling of that mighty weapon: She had her chance and let it drift on by. Shameful. Do the Brits still play by Highlander rules?
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So what happened to the giant lawn dick? They just throw a tarp over it?
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anyone know whose re-reg this is (they  ed on may 4th)Ciao Wren posted:Charles III sincerely cares about art, culture, the environment and food. All of these are in desperate need of a staunch advocate in the PR space. Capital is clearly aligned against each. Capital wants art to be cheap and disposable, culture to be universal and shallow, the environment to be as lovely as possible and for food to be homogenized swill manufactured as cheaply as possible while being sold with extremely high margins.
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