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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


schlong live the king

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:59 on May 3, 2023

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's okay to be offensive if you do it with a foreign accent!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

schlong live the king

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

satanic splash-back posted:

It's okay to be offensive if you do it with a foreign accent!

Like French?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


French qualifies as an outrageous accent no matter where the speaker is

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ah poo poo i didn't spot the naked ogre hidden behind that royalist slogan. fuckin' rat!

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

oval office (non-gendered)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

DON KAY

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hope he falls over or drops the crown or something

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I hope he dies just before they crown him and they don't notice at first and there's a really long pause until someone gives him a gentle nudge and he falls off the throne, face-down on the floor, arse in the air, and the the abbey is dead silent as the crown bounces down the aisle. And then his corpse farts.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

It's okay to be offensive if you do it with a foreign accent!

the royal family is... how you say... tres attarde

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

the sex ghost posted:

Hope he falls over or drops the crown or something

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What if he dropped the crown and then when he bends over to pick it up he farts really loud lol

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
What if he sits on the crown by mistake, then when ee stans up it's all gawn

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

ban the english

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Karma Comedian posted:

Are people gonna stand in a gently caress off huge line again

They've started queuing 3 days before the thing starts. Even the most hardcore monarchists didn't start queuing for the Queen's funeral until after she died.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAusMcu513U

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
gently caress youtube breaking my balls

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

schlong live the king

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

So it looks like the Coronation lasts 2 weeks. WTF? How many crowns does this dink have to put on?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Maybe he's just sitting there while one guy lowers the crown onto his head in slow motion

chird
Sep 26, 2004

I left the uk 13 years ago, can't remember which constellation I'm meant to go salute for 8 hours while my wife bangs pots and pans for the nhs

Also why have there been soooo many shows with that cretin James May in them, sort it out uk

chird fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 3, 2023

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Am I to understand that this is the thread to discuss King Cnut?

Is discussion of Harthacnut permitted?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

chird posted:

I left the uk 13 years ago, can't remember which constellation I'm meant to go salute for 8 hours while my wife bangs pots and pans for the nhs

Also why have there been soooo many shows with that cretin James May in them, sort it out uk



Piss off, turncoat

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
oval office Charles with his dick tucked back, in the mirror, kissing the cover of Spare "by" oval office Harry, all like "would you coronate me? I'd coronate me hard." Instead of Goodbye Horses, it's Bike by Pink Floyd.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

it's way more lame and stupid than you'd think for something involving a Stone of Destiny, Sovereign's Orb and Sword of Temporal Justice

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

i just took a huge poo poo and i have coronated it Charles

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Taking a minute to remember the people's princess. Lady D.





If only it could be your rubber sex bum on sale now :qq:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

RickRogers posted:

Taking a minute to remember the people's princess. Lady D.





If only it could be your rubber sex bum on sale now :qq:

what a oval office.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

C-word rule lifted for this thread since it'll be a commonwealth thread anyway

King C******

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Prof. Crocodile posted:

So it looks like the Coronation lasts 2 weeks. WTF? How many crowns does this dink have to put on?

have you not seen the state of his fingers, it's amazing he manages to ring the help to get him dressed in the morning

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
when do they get to the part where they hurl the new king into a river

preferably near an industrial zone's runoff outlet

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

ChickenHeart posted:

when do they get to the part where they hurl the new king into a river

preferably near an industrial zone's runoff outlet

I mean, that describes every British river and stretch of coast

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love Charles, love every navigable waterway overflowing with poo poo and piss, don't like it gently caress off simple as

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Leeds getting big Sam back in for the coronation

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

the sex ghost posted:

Love Charles, love every navigable waterway overflowing with poo poo and piss, don't like it gently caress off simple as

But enough about Paris! :dadjoke:

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

[:nws:]https://i.imgur.com/E0maLhP.png[/img]

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Seth Edit: playtime is over!!!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:44 on May 3, 2023

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

many people are saying it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

[:nws:]https://i.imgur.com/E0maLhP.png[/timg]

inb4 a cowardly Somebody hosed around with this message lmfoa

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Seth Edit: :yum: big ol' heap of cocoa probation

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:44 on May 3, 2023

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

the sex ghost posted:

Love Charles, love every navigable waterway overflowing with poo poo and piss, don't like it gently caress off simple as

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