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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Starsfan posted:

WHAT A GOAL BY JOHNSTON!!!!

holy crow there's not more than a handful of players in the league that could pull that off

draisaitl had a similar one in one of their series, that lifting the puck thing is awesome

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




:fork:

Seattle aint doing poo poo

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



That was a nasty backhand.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Good effort Kraken :)

Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat
What a wet fart here.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
:doink:

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Hockey is cool huh

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
3rd ping of the night

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
welp

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
ESPN really out here trying to sell Seattle wanting the loving TV timeout, that's when you know you're in some poo poo

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

This is what Seattle deserves for loving up a layup as easy as a loving mascot when your team is a loving kraken lmfao

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Good soup! posted:

This is what Seattle deserves for loving up a layup as easy as a loving mascot when your team is a loving kraken lmfao

Davy Jones is still around and is the bestest boy. They need to drop Buoy and forget he ever existed.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Oh boy more worthless dump passes instead of gaining the zone

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
gg stars, they absolutely deserved to win this one. seattle didn't bother showing up today

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
Man, pull your goalie and can't even cleanly take the o zone. Big oof, sorry Seattle.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
....

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bjorkie with the garbage time goal.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
:laffo: chaos

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Ah!!! Did not expect that :siren:

Kupo!
Sep 14, 2009

Just follow me through this wall, I can show you things
no mortal eyes were meant
to see.

Aww

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

For a second year team, Kraken did loving incredible this season.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Can Dallas blow this in 17 seconds

secret volcano lair
Oct 23, 2005

Good soup! posted:

This is what Seattle deserves for loving up a layup as easy as a loving mascot when your team is a loving kraken lmfao

I looked up the local "fremont troll" statue it's allegedly based off and it doesn't look anything like that creature. deeply unserious organization

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Can Dallas blow this in 9 seconds

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Oh my god



Oh my god please




Please lmfao


Allow me to die laughing

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
At least no clean sheet

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Remember when Bjorkstrand got traded for a 3rd and a 4th because Columbus signed Erik Gudbranson for $4.5mil lol

The Jarmo Special

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




Has there been a shutout in the playoffs this year?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

secret volcano lair posted:

I looked up the local "fremont troll" statue it's allegedly based off and it doesn't look anything like that creature. deeply unserious organization

Our troll is very important to a lot of us, and loving that up is deeply offensive.

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Great, now I want Kraken to pull this out.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

hockey

Mr. Kite posted:

Great, now I want Kraken to pull this out.

hockey x2

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who is the guy with the mustache they keep showing who looks like the card shark from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

The Dirty Burger posted:

Remember when Bjorkstrand got traded for a 3rd and a 4th because Columbus signed Erik Gudbranson for $4.5mil lol

The Jarmo Special

Yes, but Johnny Gaudreau.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

lol at the (whatever animal that is) on oettinger's helmet with the cowboy hat on

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

secret volcano lair posted:

I looked up the local "fremont troll" statue it's allegedly based off and it doesn't look anything like that creature. deeply unserious organization

"drat we have a cool rear end sea monster as our team, you know what would be an awesome representation of it?? A piece of art designed to keep homeless people from camping under a bridge" lmao

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

the lil kraken that could

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Good soup! posted:

Oh my god



Oh my god please




Please lmfao


Allow me to die laughing

I assume this is over but holy poo poo am I ready to lol

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

actionjackson posted:

lol at the (whatever animal that is) on oettinger's helmet with the cowboy hat on

It's an Otter...

he is the Otter

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

GGs, on to Vegas

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


actionjackson posted:

lol at the (whatever animal that is) on oettinger's helmet with the cowboy hat on

Otter

Kracken are cool, hell of a team considering how new they are

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