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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Joe :qq:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The Stars need to really let it sink in that they're not playing Minnesota anymore. The Kraken are gonna try to style right back on ya.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Yyyyyeah Stars making little mistakes here and there and Seattle is quick enough to make em pay for it.

Otter's gotta stop one of those, but in general the team isn't quite where it needs to be. Except Joe. Joe is beautiful.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jeeeeesus

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Powershift posted:

The Kraken have figured out Oettinger.

Shoot pucks at him and they go in.

Kari Lehtonen's ghost is just floating around him tonight

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I want this whole subforum to know I am seated next to the most absolute peak of playoff posting pessimism in the arena tonight. This loving old man is absolutely pathetic. The way he says it the game was over at the first period.


Christ is this what my posting has given back to me, in terms of karma

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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.Spec posted:

Buy him an account

Dude you've no idea. I am outclassed in every way.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Well not exactly how I expected this game to go but I definitely expected the Kraken to smarten some dumb rear end fans in the metroplex. They've done that and then some. I still think the Stars can win this, no matter what this miserable old bastard sitting next to me thinks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Oh my god the old man is now having some sort of serious family issue conversation with his 35 year old son



What the gently caress is going on

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Man maybe you're onto something


Maybe I owe the state of Minnesota an apology...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The old man has left, disgusted with what he has seen tonight.



I genuinely don't know how many games he's watched, as he thinks the Kraken are in their first year and he was apparently unaware they just beat the defending champs in 7 games.


Big sigh of relief from me. His son and him were yelling about divorce papers and im just...why the gently caress are you HERE doing this???

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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JOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Tweak posted:

is the old guy running back to his seat now

I would loving throw him to the ice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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SIGN THE loving PAPERS OLD MAN



JOE PAVELSKI MOTHER FUCKER

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Good soup! posted:

lol if this goes to OT and Dallas still loses

Goddammit I don't want a trend

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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.Spec posted:

Imagine how pissed old man is now. Sitting in his car, motor idling in the parking garage while he silently sobs at his son's impending divorce and the knowledge that the game was never really over, Pavelski was back baby

It wasn't his son's divorce, is the thing.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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What a fuckin night

What a game



I don't smoke but I need like 6 cigarettes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Old Man/Papers

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jamwad Hilder posted:

It's cool that the stars have a guy named Johnny Hockeypuck

I dont like him

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Mixed feelings from this dallas crowd seeing play stopped for an injured player

Not a great look

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The clock in the arena has frozen

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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waffle enthusiast posted:

Shinjobi, when are the fans gonna throw the customary box sets of Walker: Texas Ranger on the ice?

They know better than to pull that poo poo around me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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This kind of hockey can kill your soul but there's some serious adrenaline you don't get from last series

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A trend it shall be

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Just amazing how loving lost the stars get when the puck hovers around otter

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Kupo! posted:

It’s a shame that Jason Robertson mysteriously vanished into the ether after the end of the regular season, I feel like he would have been useful tonight

He straight up sucks rear end whenever there's even the slightest bit more physicality


He should probably work on that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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please go stars

please

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Robertson just not a factor

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress YEAR

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Otter that was bad

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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needed that!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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For a team that's only been around for two seasons by god the Stars are going to make sure there's lasting beef in the future


lmao

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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69th CAREER PLAYOFF GOAL, NICE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I need the clock to move faster

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Escape Goat posted:

I could happily go the rest of my life without hearing another Bon Jovi tune

im sorry, have this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXJVxGwwCQ

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Tyler Seguin is beautiful and my friend

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Starsfan posted:

Man the Stars are just beating the poo poo out of poor Matty Beniers

he's one tough cookie..

it was wild to me that the Stars were getting hit as much as they were in game 1. Yeah Seattle isn't Minnesota but it's not like they're just gonna....politely play hockey in the playoffs.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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just terrible luck there

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Zoran posted:

I can’t take this

haha, yeah

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