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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
:worship:

Not u teagone, ZS

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

wyoming posted:

https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1534213690211201024

Looking forward to Snyder giving us a Star Wars that fucks.

Seeing him do a hot spider lady is gunna be funny

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
He also did a beer commercial iirc

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Roth posted:

I once talked to someone who was mad at the very idea of an allegory for 9/11 and considered it disrespectful to the people who died in 9/11 so I think people actually were too stupid for BvS.

*looking at person getting mad about 9/11 allegories*

Is that your 9/11 face?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

2house2fly posted:

A good one i saw was "just turn his head away" like why do you think the eye lasers are slowwwwwly inching their way towards that family, you think Zod is just being coy?

He does turn zods head away tho

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Flew all the way to Gothams abandoned warehouse district

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
*batman branding a criminal*

Criminal, "well that happened"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Grendels Dad posted:

Well, except those guys outside. He shot them pretty dead.

Also I'd say 3/4 of the guys in the other room.

And the car chase lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Just a reminder that BvS's Batman gives an opportunity to surrender. It's true he annihilates fools in that car chase but he starts it by revving his engine and looking cool. If any of those guys had run out of their cars with their hands up or just pulled over and hit their hazards they would have been ok. His MO is very much escalation.

Lol I like that revving his engine and looking cool is being read as his "surrender now and just walk away"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Insurance denying all claims from the zod/superman fight with the reason "act of god(s)"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
The scenes are badass and that's all I care about

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Neo Rasa posted:

I know it won't be but I'd mark out if a $$$ budget action movie just had a single moment like the way this person being kicked across a room is conveyed in the film Death Powder at 24m48s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB19B4sJf5s

Lol that's amazing

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I want a drat trailer

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Everyone expects/wants superheroes and villains to represent their good or bad dads, snyder gave them lost children and good moms.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

checkplease posted:

Full penetration cut.

Dammit this was my post

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
[ancient lamentation music playing]

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

RBA Starblade posted:

It seems like there should be a better way to use those than that

I'm not hearing any!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Neo Rasa posted:

zsjl darkseid is a dracula steppenwolf is a renfield where's my prize

I can award you with 6 hours of freedom from sa

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

weekly font posted:

Same thing is happening in the video game industry which is why every AAA game also comes with a developers apology.jpeg

The gollum apology is so loving funny

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Bogus Adventure posted:

Depends. Are we involving Samoa Joe and the Big Bad Booty Daddy?

Imagine the colonoscopic camera work opportunities

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
They can only add a Rhino if it's The Saddest Rhino

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I was gunna Raised by Wolves is the only time he gets to go for it and I dug that

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Watching Bones and All and going "ooo that's my future boyfriend"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I'm going to put u in a microwave travel through time and throw it at u

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Threads getting nasty

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

There's a story he told about being a kid and seeing another kid alone at lake or something then the kid drowned

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Basically the Phil Collins song

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

teagone posted:

Lol. Happy they got their Superman finally, I guess. I guess Snyder's Superman was holding him hostage or something.

What's he gunna cry and beat up now

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Post more rebel moon pics Zack!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
That's a very cool cover but I immediately think of AI lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

It goes back to Dawn of the Dead but yeah, going by a lot of reactions at the time it literally didn't matter what was in the film, minds were made up about it in advance.

So many "zombies don't run!" complaints lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Ferrinus posted:

Aside from the ultimate edition making the facts of Luthor's puppeteering a little too straightforward, my main complaint about BvS is that Lex should've just had his hair fall out "naturally" from exposure to cosmic horror rather than getting it shaved off in prison.

Him standing before doomsday with Charlie brown hair

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

RBA Starblade posted:

Has anyone ever written a comic where aliens show up to destroy Earth but land in Gotham then leave assuming someone was already doing it

"Some bat like creature terrorizes this city nightly and crime only appears to be increasing, lock the space ship doors and let's get out of here" - the white martians

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Ayer turning to AI to get his cut out

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Because it's likely ai generated and getting that to include a damaged tattoo was behind his level of effort imo

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
We are more than the snyder that binds us

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Finally a good star wars movie

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Omg almost no wait time for part 2. Yes!

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