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Maybe the real Snyder Cut was the friends we made along the wayPirate Jet posted:I wanna dedicate this thread to everyone who said the Snyder Cut wasn’t real. It took 70 million bucks to make the cut. I'll give you all the Starblade Cut for a mere 69 million.
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The Starblade Cut is just the Avengers playing at the same time as Joss Whedon's Justice League while I run away with all the money
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Escobarbarian posted:What do you lads think about this quote I think it was a very boring movie
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May 10, 2023 18:56
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josh04 posted:Starblade!!! It was! Man of Steel was way better
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May 10, 2023 21:45
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KVeezy3 posted:This is a totally meaningless statement. Not layered at all. Ah, just like Beavis Ultimate, then
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May 11, 2023 00:10
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Roth posted:Go chat with Leon Maybe later
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MacheteZombie posted:Flew all the way to Gothams abandoned warehouse district One of Gotham's more desirable areas
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May 11, 2023 19:27
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You will believe that men fly now?! Oh yeah, men fly now!
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SuperTeeJay posted:Oppenheimer looking at pictures of Hiroshima: "Okay, that's not good!" Lmao
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May 12, 2023 18:10
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Fat Man drops, and as the strings rise with the firestorm a dozen scientists wince. "Oooooooh" "That's GOTTA hurt"
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Well it's also part of being a Snyder comic book character, and I was being a little tongue-in-cheek (pulling over and putting their hazards on Tragically, Gotham's hospitals are also terrible from decades of embezzlement and overloaded from years of routine stabbings, beatings, and ER visits when gangsters have to have batarangs pulled out of their hands, so they died in the waiting room
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MacheteZombie posted:Lol that's amazing lmao
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May 24, 2023 19:03
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Halloween Jack posted:Darkseid can kill people by looking at them and wishing they were dead. Why does he need gloves? Variety is the spice of anti-life
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well why not posted:It was a smart choice to replace Luthor's traditional tycoon/magnate with a silicon valley type, and doubly so to get the exact simulacrum of Zuckerberg. On the other hand, I didn't hear a single mechanical clank while Luthor moved, and his skin appeared to look very lifelike
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Chairman Capone posted:Should have gone with Michael Cera if the goal was a simulacrum of Eisenberg's Zuck! All the snarking and wisecracking and the hair, and his Tom Waits theme song
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Wouldn't that just make him a riff on Tony Stark? No, Tony Stark's theme songs were ACDC
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checkplease posted:Full penetration cut. Dolph Lundgren confirmed
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It seems like there should be a better way to use those than that
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Jun 6, 2023 19:24
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checkplease posted:What if she has some kind of star blades for arms. Would that be better. lol I got a "Star Blade" medal and title in Ace Combat for shooting enough planes with the laser beam, funnily enough
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It can't be Warhammer, the shoulders are still reasonably proportioned still
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KVeezy3 posted:That is to say, one of the best things about BvS’s narrative is the psychosexuality pulsating throughout the film, with stuff like Luthor’s red jolly rancher scene and Batman’s vampire-monster mommy. And the peach tea
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"Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of the true, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for." - Sid Meier, Civilization IV
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Bogus Adventure posted:Depends. Are we involving Samoa Joe and the Big Bad Booty Daddy? I don't see why we wouldn't
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Ghost Leviathan posted:When you make a big performance about wanting Smiling Daddy Superman of course you hate any time spent on Krypton, because any context and background gets in the way of mindless spectacle assuring you that strong powerful men will take all the real problems away. What if the problem is there aren't enough strong powerful men around, and also too many shirts
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Tankbuster posted:No, they are the people who got it was about fascism, but thought starship troopers had no relation to american empire. Now they are watching himars strikes with phonk music and thinking war is grand. We can't all listen to the Nibelung all day
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They should use the freakish Henry Cavil cgi model for Bizarro
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Only Kindness posted:War Of The Worlds 2005 deliberately had plenty of 9/11 imagery, plus people being vaporised on-screen, plus literal blood rain. The uproar continues to this d-- oh wait. I forgot that movie existed tbh
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Darko posted:Harley Quinn leans into this greatly (and uses Nolan Bane voice, which should always be used from here on out). It's only the slightest exaggeration from the Nolan movies where Bruce is slightly more of a manchild and slightly latches on even harder to any woman that he thinks can be his new mom. Telltale's Batman can have the first season end with Bruce telling Selina he loves her before she leaves town To which she immediately gets weirded and grossed out because they've known each other for like three days, clues in that Bruce has some big boy problems, then drives off and leaves a sad Batman in the dust lmao
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Assepoester posted:"First The Flash and Gunn bury the Snyderverse, now Barbie comes to piss on The Prophet Zack Snyder's grave, oh is nothing sacred anymore, woe unto me" Sounds fun
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FilthyImp posted:Yes. In contrast, Krypton was broken and thoroughly conquered by the Kryptofascists, and left to Rot. Broken down by the same malaise that took a proud space-faring people and turned them into petty, paranoid warmongering reploids. No, that's Mega Man X
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FilthyImp posted:I thought MegaMan X fought against the inherent psychopathology of a race of synthoids birthed by a man shunned by society for his extremist pursuit of creative energies? All sharing the base sins of pride and envy? No, they're called reploids there too 
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Halloween Jack posted:No, Kryptonians aren't created by jerking off into a container full of rotten garbage. You're thinking of Avengers: Age of Ultron Look, just because one alchemist tried it ONE time to see if it'd make gold doesn't mean they ALL did it
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ruddiger posted:For a second I thought this was the Always Sunny thread. I dropped my magnum condom that I use for my doomsday dong
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Martman posted:drat, it was the size of a whole human? Someone didn't know the difference between ' and " quote:The logical question to ask is what un-sexualized capitalism is. Capitalism in a very unflattering onesie
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teagone posted:It was during an episode when the characters host like an old retro gaming tournament at their restaurant and a bunch of nerds show up to compete, lol. Specifically, it's after the nerds get testy and start beating up the chef going out to tell them to simmer down. His cousin pulls a gun out, fires into the air, then tells them to shut the gently caress up and play the game and eat a sandwich and leave. He throws out some other random epithets too
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Armond White's never been worth listening to
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