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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

I enjoy the three Ps of the internet

Porn
Pizza delivered to my door
Pvideogames

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

1) Bathrooms are very quiet
2) People don't ask questions about what you do in them
3) You can justifiably check out of doing things/being responsible for things, and if someone asks you what the gently caress you can generally get out of responsibility by simply saying "I was in the bathroom"

People don't literally poo poo for an hour or whatever.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

If you need to "poop" to hide from your spouse or kids or something... Goddamn.

Uhhh ever heard of a stadia dad lol

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Generally if I'm posting I'm on the toilet taking a tremendous poo poo while streaming at my phone to dictate and defeating my posting enemies. The haze of rage helps me through a lot of it OP.

When I take a poo poo, I become an absolute menace on the internet. Then I leave the bathroom having ruined both the toilet and a corner of the internet, feeling fresh.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

It's not about hiding, you take a poo poo and you sit there looking at bullshit on your phone and you don't have much of a reason to not be there and nothing really pulls you out of there.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Uh, what kind of HORRIBLE person doesn't want to spend EVERY SINGLE SECOND with their PRECIOUS ANGEL?

I do not have kids, but if I did I would treasure every moment with them because that's what parenting is.

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Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

madmatt112 posted:

Holy poo poo me too, what a trip.

I remember that one! The shock sites of the early 2000s internet really desensitized me to that stuff though so when I saw it was like “whoa” and just kept scrollin’

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