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prod 4 is down guys
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"hey AIT, what are 1 and 3 references to? Are they also league characters? I don't get it."
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May 3, 2023 18:37
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:"hey AIT, what are 1 and 3 references to? Are they also league characters? I don't get it." theyre pokemon actually aff
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May 3, 2023 20:27
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Pod six status… critical
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May 3, 2023 20:34
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prod2 ate itself about a month ago so we literally have this in place
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May 3, 2023 20:43
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Lol if you name servers
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May 3, 2023 20:45
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ADINSX posted:Lol if you name servers the only job we named our servers we had a prod1 and prod2, prod1 was test, and prod2 was actual production
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May 3, 2023 20:47
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a plurality of prods
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May 3, 2023 21:11
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dev, test dev, devdev, devdevtest
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sandbox, dev, test, UAT, staging, staging DR, prod, DR Someone who is good with the economy please help my company is dying (due to our AWS bill).
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May 3, 2023 21:19
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if you name your servers you’ll just get too attached to them. treat em like cattle, not like pets
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May 3, 2023 21:27
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graph posted:prod2 ate itself about a month ago so we literally have this in place the prod domain controllers at my last gig were 04 and 07 for most of my time there
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May 3, 2023 21:29
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HamAdams posted:treat em like randos, not like mutuals
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May 3, 2023 21:33
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previous person several generations back at work got pipped for naming prod servers after local strip clubs
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graph posted:previous person several generations back at work got pipped for naming prod servers after local strip clubs lol
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May 3, 2023 21:36
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ADINSX posted:Pod six status… critical pod six are jerks
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May 3, 2023 21:55
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i asked a gpt to generate all our new prod hostnames currently destroying a bunch of resources with names like "foo-00" or "bar-03" and replacing them with "foo-fluffykittens" or "bar-wigglynose"
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May 3, 2023 22:05
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HamAdams posted:if you name your servers you’ll just get too attached to them. treat em like cattle, not like pets all servers are my friends
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May 3, 2023 22:06
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my enemies are teh programmers
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graph posted:previous person several generations back at work got pipped for naming prod servers after local strip clubs Lmfao
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May 3, 2023 22:10
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The Management posted:pod six are jerks
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:dev, test dev, devdev, devdevtest (prod)
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i named my production db “test” 
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did you all know that you can make as many databases as you want pretty much? crazy!
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President Beep posted:did you all know that you can make as many databases as you want pretty much? crazy! I think there are probably limits to how many you can make
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i said “pretty much”!!!
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you know, you could rename them to pineapple1 and pineapple3 give everyone who accesses them a little sweet tropical flair~~
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you joke, but our prod servers are 03 and 04. there are no 01 or 02 prod servers.
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President Beep posted:did you all know that you can make as many databases as you want pretty much? crazy! I want zero databases.
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The Management posted:I want zero databases. to clarify, there is no *upper* limit to the number of databases you can have.
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poemdexter posted:you joke, but our prod servers are 03 and 04. there are no 01 or 02 prod servers. we don’t talk about the First Servers
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mediaphage posted:we don’t talk about the First Servers 01 and 02 are old news. we're modernizing our mission critical applications to embrace the cloud to prevent SLO breaches. that's why 03 is 250 miles away from 04 and also on the same power grid in the same state.
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eueqdpd01 why can't you be more like eueqdpd02? 
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:eueqdpd01 why can't you be more like eueqdpd02?
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poemdexter posted:you joke, but our prod servers are 03 and 04. there are no 01 or 02 prod servers. the circle of life 🙏
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renaming my servers to prod prop drop qrod proq brop qrob brob and qrop
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stick with the prod. prod with the prod.
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thanks to this thread, i legit named four nodes today: pig-1 pig-2 pig-3 pig-5
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nudgenudgetilt posted:thanks to this thread, i legit named four nodes today: you fucker
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