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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i found out what was special about the special teams

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Josh Jacobs for MVP.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Like that the lions seahawks shootout was maintained in this reality

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Pontius Pilate posted:

Like that the lions seahawks shootout was maintained in this reality

#1 PFF ranked QB Geno Smith!!!!! :hawksin:

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
Justin Herbert - 86/124 1,054 Yards 9 TDs 0 INTs

The Chargers are 1-3 not having thrown a single interception and having the second best passer in the league.

Yeah, this sim knows exactly who this team is.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sim Titans have yet to score under 30.

Actual Titans never scored above 30.

really queer Christmas posted:

How do I move to the reality if this sim

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Five :siren:

Indianapolis 38, Denver 17
Giants 37, Green Bay 30
Buffalo 34, Pittsburgh 15
Chargers 27, Cleveland 20
Minnesota 46, Chicago 29
New England 41, Detroit 38
New Orleans 28, Seattle 20
Miami 37, Jets 20
Tampa Bay 22, Atlanta 17
Tennessee 31, Washington 10
Jacksonville 41, Houston 16
San Francisco 41, Carolina 15
Rams 24, Dallas 22
Philadelphia 29, Arizona 6
Baltimore 19, Cincinnati 12
Kansas City 34, Las Vegas 12


Standings:

NFC East:

Dallas: 3-2 (2-0)
Philadelphia: 3-2 (1-0)
Washington: 2-3 (0-2)
Giants: 2-3 (0-1)


NFC North:

Detroit: 2-3 (1-0)
Green Bay: 2-3 (1-1)
Chicago: 2-3 (0-2)
Minnesota: 2-3 (2-1)


NFC South:

New Orleans: 5-0 (3-0)
Atlanta: 3-2 (0-2)
Carolina: 0-5 (0-1)
Tampa Bay: 1-4 (1-1)


NFC West:

San Francisco: 4-1 (2-0)
Arizona: 3-2 (1-0)
Seattle: 2-3 (0-1)
Rams: 1-4 (0-2)


AFC East:

Buffalo: 4-1 (1-0)
New England: 4-1 (0-1)
Miami: 2-3 (2-1)
Jets: 1-4 (0-1)


AFC North:

Cincinnati: 4-1 (1-1)
Cleveland: 3-2 (1-0)
Baltimore: 3-2 (1-0)
Pittsburgh: 0-5 (0-2)


AFC South:

Tennessee: 5-0 (1-0)
Jacksonville: 4-1 (2-0)
Houston: 1-4 (1-1)
Indianapolis: 1-4 (0-3)


AFC West:

Kansas City: 4-1 (2-0)
Denver: 3-2 (1-0)
Las Vegas: 2-3 (1-2)
Chargers: 2-3 (0-2)


Top 10 Passers:

Jared Goff - 104/152 1,561 Yards 15 TDs 2 INTs
Derek Carr - 85/151 1,336 Yards 11 TDs 4 INT
Justin Herbert - 106/153 1,317 Yards 11 TDs 0 INTs
Kirk Cousins - 93/142 1,299 Yards 13 TDs 4 INT
Aaron Rodgers - 86/153 1,250 Yards 10 TD 2 INTs
Tua - 95/159 1,247 Yards 9 TDs 2 INTs
Davis Mills - 94/148 1,246 Yards 6 TD 4 INTs
Tom Brady - 90/145 1,208 Yards 4 TDs 2 INTs
Josh Allen - 82/122 1,192 Yards 7 TDs 4 INTs
Kyler Murray - 95/138 1,137 Yards 8 TDs 1 INTs

a neat cape fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jun 12, 2023

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jared Go Off. :stare:

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Sean McVay: Young offensive genius, can't get the most out of Jared Goff
Dan Campbell: Gritty meathead biting kneecaps, gets a career season out of Goff after 5 games.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the storys are starting to heat up

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Quiet Feet posted:

Jared Go Off. :stare:

1500 yds. 15 tds. 2 ints.

Record 2-3

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Barkley 19 carries for 232 yards and 4 TDs :hmmyes:

EmbryoSteve posted:

1500 yds. 15 tds. 2 ints.

Record 2-3

Lions gonna win the division at 7-11 and make the Super Bowl.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Bucs beat the falcons but are still winless in standings. I'd buy that.

Also lmao at the nfc north

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Ryan tannehill as the King of Game Managers is killing me. Titan Up

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Six :siren:

Washington 19, Chicago 0
San Francisco 28, Atlanta 17
New England 22, Cleveland 16
Jets 27, Green Bay 14
Jacksonville 44, Indianapolis 34
Miami 31, Minnesota 26
Cincinnati 38, New Orleans 7
Baltimore 42, Giants 7
Tampa Bay 22, Pittsburgh 19
Carolina 34, Rams 24
Seattle 24, Arizona 21
Buffalo 21, Kansas City 16
Philadelphia 24, Dallas 13
Denver 31, Chargers 26


Standings:

NFC East:

Philadelphia: 4-2 (2-0)
Dallas: 3-3 (2-1)
Washington: 3-3 (0-2)
Giants: 2-4 (0-1)


NFC North:

Detroit: 2-3 (1-0)
Minnesota: 2-4 (2-1)
Green Bay: 2-4 (1-1)
Chicago: 2-4 (0-2)



NFC South:

New Orleans: 5-1 (3-0)
Atlanta: 3-3 (0-2)
Tampa Bay: 2-4 (1-1)
Carolina: 1-5 (0-1)



NFC West:

San Francisco: 5-1 (2-0)
Arizona: 3-3 (1-1)
Seattle: 3-3 (1-1)
Rams: 1-5 (0-2)


AFC East:

Buffalo: 5-1 (1-0)
New England: 5-1 (0-1)
Miami: 3-3 (2-1)
Jets: 2-4 (0-1)


AFC North:

Cincinnati: 5-1 (1-1)
Baltimore: 4-2 (1-0)
Cleveland: 3-3 (1-0)
Pittsburgh: 0-6 (0-2)


AFC South:

Tennessee: 5-0 (1-0)
Jacksonville: 5-1 (3-0)
Houston: 1-4 (1-1)
Indianapolis: 1-5 (0-4)


AFC West:

Kansas City: 4-2 (2-0)
Denver: 4-2 (2-0)
Las Vegas: 2-3 (1-2)
Chargers: 2-4 (0-3)


Top 10 Passers:

Justin Herbert - 125/178 1,566 Yards 13 TDs 0 INTs
Jared Goff - 104/152 1,561 Yards 15 TDs 2 INTs
Kirk Cousins - 113/179 1,539 Yards 15 TDs 6 INT
Tom Brady - 110/176 1,460 Yards 5 TDs 3 INTs
Aaron Rodgers - 104/179 1,445 Yards 11 TD 2 INTs
Tua - 107/178 1,402 Yards 11 TDs 3 INTs
Josh Allen - 102/145 1,378 Yards 9 TDs 4 INTs
Patrick Mahomes - 108/155 1,368 Yards 10 TDs 1 INTs
Matt Ryan - 101/168 1,337 Yards 7 TD 6 INT
Derek Carr - 85/151 1,336 Yards 11 TDs 4 INT

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andy dalton had a big touchdown

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tua a dink and dunk fellow in this sim, but also still healthy. I’m okay with this trade off

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Somehow virtual tomlin is still gonna get the steelers above 500

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
This sim knows what the gently caress. Herbert is going to be the #1 passer in the league with over 5000 yards, 40+ TDs, and 3 INTs, and they’re still going to end the season 5-12. Even it knows to find new kinds of heartbreak for this godawful team.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

The top 5 qbs by pure stats in this sim all have losing records.

Dare I say that this is a team sport and qbs aren't always the best?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

big old td

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

EmbryoSteve posted:

The top 5 qbs by pure stats in this sim all have losing records.

Dare I say that this is a team sport and qbs aren't always the best?

Purge the unclean :black101:

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
That’s because the sim respects the Run

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Let the fuckin Steelers win a fuckin game

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seven :siren:

New Orleans 37, Arizona 27
Cincinnati 45, Atlanta 7
Dallas 36, Detroit 24
Tennessee 34, Indianapolis 31 F/OT
Washington 31, Green Bay 14
Carolina 28, Tampa Bay 14
Jacksonville 31, Giants 24
Baltimore 24, Cleveland 17
Denver 13, Jets 10
Las Vegas 40, Houston 23
Kansas City 35, San Francisco 28
Pittsburgh 24, Miami 20
Chargers 40, Seattle 34 F/OT
New England 52, Chicago 17


Standings:

NFC East:

Philadelphia: 4-2 (2-0)
Dallas: 4-3 (2-1)
Washington: 4-3 (0-2)
Giants: 2-5 (0-1)


NFC North:

Detroit: 2-4 (1-0)
Minnesota: 2-4 (2-1)
Green Bay: 2-5 (1-1)
Chicago: 2-5 (0-2)



NFC South:

New Orleans: 6-1 (3-0)
Atlanta: 3-4 (0-2)
Carolina: 2-5 (1-1)
Tampa Bay: 2-5 (1-2)


NFC West:

San Francisco: 5-2 (2-0)
Arizona: 3-4 (1-1)
Seattle: 3-4 (1-1)
Rams: 1-5 (0-2)


AFC East:

New England: 6-1 (0-1)
Buffalo: 5-1 (1-0)
Miami: 3-4 (2-1)
Jets: 2-5 (0-1)


AFC North:

Cincinnati: 6-1 (1-1)
Baltimore: 5-2 (2-0)
Cleveland: 3-4 (1-1)
Pittsburgh: 1-6 (0-2)


AFC South:

Tennessee: 6-0 (2-0)
Jacksonville: 6-1 (3-0)
Houston: 1-5 (1-1)
Indianapolis: 1-6 (0-5)


AFC West:

Kansas City: 5-2 (2-0)
Denver: 5-2 (2-0)
Las Vegas: 3-3 (1-2)
Chargers: 3-4 (0-3)


Top Ten Passers

Justin Herbert - 149/212 1,915 Yards 17 TDs 0 INTs
Jared Goff - 118/176 1,725 Yards 17 TDs 5 INTs
Patrick Mahomes - 134/190 1,678 Yards 13 TDs 1 INTs
Matt Ryan - 120/200 1,632 Yards 10 TD 8 INT
Tom Brady - 124/201 1,627 Yards 6 TDs 3 INTs
Aaron Rodgers - 124/212 1,626 Yards 12 TD 3 INTs
Tua - 123/212 1,615 Yards 11 TDs 4 INTs
Joe Burrow - 137/179 1,591 Yards 12 TD 3 INT
Andy Dalton - 110/186 1,569 Yards 11 TDs 6 INTs
Kirk Cousins - 113/179 1,539 Yards 15 TDs 6 INT

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's a big week. it's a fast week

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
The NFC North is still terrible

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


289 rushing, I like this sim's take on the pats

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Did Josh Jacobs just break 1k yards in six games?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Print the shirts

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

The NFC North is still terrible

It's incredible.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

The NFC North is still terrible

A 6-win Lion team is gonna win the division and make the Super Bowl and it'll be amazing.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
many people are talking about the Cincinnati bengals

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Steelers start the win streak

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Broncos won the Super Bowl, we have defeated the Jets

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

BrownThunder posted:

Steelers start the win streak

Pontius Pilate posted:

Somehow virtual tomlin is still gonna get the steelers above 500

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think the steelers should go 8-8 and it should all be on the line in the final game of the season. i think that's why they made the season 17 games at all. everyone would want to watch something like that and see what happends

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dammit sim Tua. Stop dink and dunking!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eight :siren:

Baltimore 22, Tampa Bay 14
Jacksonville 13, Denver 3
Carolina 36, Atlanta 24
Dallas 37, Chicago 17
Detroit 52, Miami 20
Arizona 45, Minnesota 27
Las Vegas 34, New Orleans 28 F/OT
New England 34, Jets 15
Pittsburgh 24, Philadelphia 3
Tennessee 45, Houston 10
Indianapolis 27, Washington 24
San Francisco 38, Rams 17
Seattle 41, Giants 13
Green Bay 45, Buffalo 33
Cincinnati 16, Cleveland 10


Standings:

NFC East:

Dallas: 5-3 (2-1)
Philadelphia: 4-3 (2-0)
Washington: 4-4 (0-2)
Giants: 2-6 (0-1)


NFC North:

Detroit: 3-4 (1-0)
Green Bay: 3-5 (1-1)
Minnesota: 2-5 (2-1)
Chicago: 2-6 (0-2)



NFC South:

New Orleans: 6-2 (3-0)
Carolina: 3-5 (2-1)
Atlanta: 3-5 (0-3)
Tampa Bay: 2-6 (1-2)


NFC West:

San Francisco: 6-2 (3-0)
Arizona: 4-4 (1-1)
Seattle: 4-4 (1-1)
Rams: 1-6 (0-3)


AFC East:

New England: 7-1 (1-1)
Buffalo: 5-2 (1-0)
Miami: 3-5 (2-1)
Jets: 2-6 (0-2)


AFC North:

Cincinnati: 7-1 (2-1)
Baltimore: 6-2 (2-0)
Cleveland: 3-5 (1-2)
Pittsburgh: 2-6 (0-2)


AFC South:

Tennessee: 7-0 (3-0)
Jacksonville: 7-1 (3-0)
Indianapolis: 2-6 (0-5)
Houston: 1-6 (1-2)


AFC West:

Kansas City: 5-2 (2-0)
Denver: 5-3 (2-0)
Las Vegas: 4-3 (1-2)
Chargers: 3-4 (0-3)


Top Ten Passers

Jared Goff - 140/204 2,003 Yards 20 TDs 5 INTs
Justin Herbert - 149/212 1,915 Yards 17 TDs 0 INTs
Aaron Rodgers - 147/242 1,902 Yards 16 TD 3 INTs
Derek Carr - 126/212 1,859 Yards 13 TDs 5 INT
Tua - 143/239 1,855 Yards 12 TDs 5 INTs
Matt Ryan - 137/226 1,852 Yards 12 TD 9 INT
Tom Brady - 140/226 1,801 Yards 7 TDs 4 INTs
Davis Mills: 136/208 1,787 Yards 10 TD 4 INTs
Joe Burrow - 159/205 1,781 Yards 13 TD 3 INT
Andy Dalton - 129/211 1,762 Yards 13 TDs 6 INTs

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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol, NFC North still feces. The rushing totals from that GB-BUF game sure are something.

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