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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


:siren: MATCHES YOU DON'T NEED MLS SEASON PASS FOR :siren: (all times Eastern):

MAY 6
Charlotte vs. NYCFC - 7:30PM

MAY 7
Seattle vs. Sporting Kansas City - 4:30PM (also on Fox)

MAY 13
Chicago vs. St. Louis City - 1PM
Atlanta United vs. Charlotte - 7:30PM
Inter Miami vs. New England - 7:30PM
Real Salt Lake vs. LAFC - 9:30PM
Portland vs. Vancouver - 10:30PM

MAY 14
LA Galaxy vs. San Jose - 9:55PM (also on FS1)

MAY 17
Atlanta United vs. Colorado - 7:30PM
Cincinnati vs. Montreal - 7:30PM
Orlando City vs. NYCFC - 7:30PM
Philadelphia vs. D.C. United - 7:30PM (also on FS1)
Dallas vs. Vancouver - 8:30PM
Minnesota United vs. Houston - 8:30PM

MAY 20
Colorado vs. Real Salt Lake - 9:30PM
St. Louis City vs. Sporting Kansas City - 9:30PM (also on FS1)

MAY 28
Sporting Kansas City vs. Portland - 3PM (also on Fox)
Nashville vs. Columbus - 8:30PM (also on FS1)

MAY 31
Atlanta United vs. New England - 7:30PM (also on FS1)
D.C. United vs. Montreal - 7:30PM
Philadelphia vs. Charlotte - 7:30PM
Austin vs. Minnesota United - 8:30PM
Real Salt Lake vs. LA Galaxy - 9:30PM
Vancouver vs. Houston - 10:30PM

Free matches are now only going to be announced a week in advance, as opposed to a month, so I'll try and keep this updated.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 26, 2023

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Please win, Atlanta.

Even though you have to best Josef Martinez :smith:

E: oh dear God...:asoiaf:

Pershing fucked around with this message at 02:13 on May 7, 2023

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Get em josef

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Dare the Quakes dream…?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1655031980487000064

E: ugh it was a funny burn on the FC Dallas twitter account but it was deleted and I don't have a screen grab

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Reynoso may be questioning his decision to return to Minnesota...

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:siren: Emiliano Rigoni has an assist :siren:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
:siren: the Whitecaps have scored multiple goals against eleven men :siren:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Since SKC aren't playing, I take no shame in just saying "lol galaxy"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
lol timbers

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Thank you Jesus

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
jfc

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Wow Seattle look really bad today

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A lifeline

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well that sucked

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It's not often we get an early afternoon match! Unfortunately, it's a Fire match.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
mods

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
seriously though it’s been great so far but teran is injured again and that’s always the end for us

also that’s a pen

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Refs seem to be doing Chicago no favors, but they did just score, so...:shrug:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I don’t know why cheetos was on the bench anyway

sick finish

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Archers are fouling like nobody's business.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, sure seems like someone might actually die on the pitch today.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe that sending off will lower St. Louis' bloodlust

(No it won't)

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this is gonna be a long 20 minutes :ohdear:

never in doubt

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 13, 2023

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
3 minutes in and we already have a double injury in Austin/Dallas.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Well that certainly was a foul in the box by Atlanta. :stare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Things seem to be double-plus un-good for Atlanta tonight.

Also, Seattle-Houston in a lightning delay :argh:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
justin meram apologizing for scoring is annoying as gently caress

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Minnesota deserves to lose for that poo poo-rear end loving PK attempt.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

whypick1 posted:

Minnesota deserves to lose for that poo poo-rear end loving PK attempt.

the 360 people going “hmm this old rear end goalie who’s really good at penalties vs this kid who’s never taken one before, I wonder what will happen”

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

fite fite fite fite fite

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
NE-Miami one of the most unmitigated travesties of MLS refereeing of all time. just a shocking display of incompetence

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nice of Seattle-Houston to resume just as the Kraken finished beating up the Stars.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Rapids getting pushed around here, better do something about that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I certainly didn't expect to see Bert Kreischer (shirtless, of course) on MLS 360.

Also, yeah, that was definitely a red on Houston.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Pelanty for Colorado! Was right on the line.

Stop making Philly look decent you guys!

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 14, 2023

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
RSL play so dirty.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seattle now has a *2* player advantage...

...they still look like they'll lose 0-0.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
loving FINALLY

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sounders 1 - Anyone Who Watched That 0

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