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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol at little Barrios shoving Blake.

fite fite fite fite fite

Holy poo poo, now Galvan is losing his poo poo. Dammit dude we need you to get match fitness back.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 14, 2023

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Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
of course Evander had to stop being terrible tonight

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Dallan Invictus posted:

of course Evander had to stop being terrible tonight

Wasn't his only other good game against Seattle? Maybe he just really likes Cascadia games.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's really hosed up that LA actually looks like a good team so far...

...they're going to lose this 1-0 on a total fluke at the death, I can feel it.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

whypick1 posted:

It's really hosed up that LA actually looks like a good team so far...

...they're going to lose this 1-0 on a total fluke at the death, I can feel it.

Oooh, you forgot the Galaxy scoring twice. So close!

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

whypick1 posted:

It's really hosed up that LA actually looks like a good team so far...

...they're going to lose this 1-0 on a total fluke at the death, I can feel it.

It really is a bizarre situation where this Galaxy team wins after looking actually pretty alright.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I would like for Austin to score a goal tonight, preferably more than one.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Edward Mass posted:

I would like for Austin to score a goal tonight, preferably more than one.

:sever:


(pretty sure half the Seattle team is still out, so it might happen just like KC the other week)

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Charlotte fans are the saltiest bitches in the league.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
not the best Paes, Maarten

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Atl United...winning?

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
The Red Bulls are very mediocre right now.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Austin going 3-4-3 tonight with Radovanovic as CB. If nothing else, a bold choice.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a lovely goal to concede

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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:siren: Austin has scored a goal in Seattle :siren:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

:20bux: says Nico puts it 15 yards high and into the hawks nest.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Holy poo poo, Zardes is allowed to score?!?!?!?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Looks like we're back to last year's garbage Seattle team.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It turns out when Morris can run into space good things happen. Who woulda thunk it?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Austin wins in Cascadia :stwoon:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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e: n/m

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

25 min. in and Chicago is down to ten.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
lol galaxy

e: x2

e2: LOL

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:17 on May 21, 2023

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

lol galaxy

e: x2

e2: LOL

came here to post this

also when on earth did CINCY become a must watch?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I see Chicago is going to prolong our agony again (on Kids Night)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Wow, the Reds are awful.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

also when on earth did CINCY become a must watch?

Since always, but initially it was because of their extreme defensive ineptitude and not for actually playing attractive soccer.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Edward Mass posted:

Wow, the Reds are awful.

dude, it took the New York Yankees 10 innings to beat them c’mon

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Shaq heard they were talkin poo poo about him on that awful MLS360 show

https://twitter.com/chicagofire/status/1660096302015733764?s=46&t=ILj9XSNS95GWEQ6zIUzM2g

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Now Araujo is off

E: what an ugly rear end match

Pershing fucked around with this message at 03:28 on May 21, 2023

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The Greek Kid did a thing

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Zardes may never miss a header again.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If you're a fan of 2 teams who can't string more than 4 passes together you'll *love* Sounders-Whitecaps

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I'm here live and this blows

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
man I watched the second half and Seattle were surprisingly unthreatening for being down 2

BelovedWebPatron
Nov 30, 2015

Vermes having that self-serving speech to the fans last weekend and following it up with that performance this weekend would be enough to make a normal person quit his job

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

The goddamn poo poo-rear end Timbers :negative:

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Dallan Invictus posted:


also when on earth did CINCY become a must watch?

I'm wondering this too. I keep thinking of them as the new team even though it's been a few years.

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

whypick1 posted:

lol galaxy

e: x2

e2: LOL

you can just keep adding to this post for the rest of the year.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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New manager bounce is bouncing for Chicago.

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