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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

merge the serious forums with the beans forum

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

real talk bean forum when

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
B-SPAM.

The B stands for beans.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
had beans and rice for lunch, thought bout thos beans

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dial A For Awesome posted:

There was a thread for goons that were thinking about those beans to post in: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021343

There was also a thread for bean related questions: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028042

And that's not even getting into wider world of beans, such as coffee beans: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021339

I think this is a clear sign that there needs to be a special bean-related sub-forum, perhaps called Bean Island. Other name suggestions welcome.

I ran it by SAD and they said beans are for freaks and weirdos and one thread is actually more than enough about beans because some folks don’t like beans and it makes them upset. Then a mod probed me and told everyone it was ok to mock me about the bean post for the rest of my posting career.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Peanuts are the only beans I'll eat.

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3
You can use bean juice (usually chickpeas tho any works) as a replacement for egg whites in cocktails that have egg foam (like a whiskey sour)

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

reboot the front page as a scientific journal for the development of new varieties of beans

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

mojo1701a posted:

In what world are beans a fruit? That verse makes no drat sense.

Beans, beans, the musical seed,
The more you eat, the more you fwee.

Beans, beans, the musical pip,
The more you eat, the more you rip.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

You Are A Elf posted:

Beans, beans, the musical seed,
The more you eat, the more you fwee.

Beans, beans, the musical pip,
The more you eat, the more you rip.

This pleases me. Thank you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Beans beans the magical fruit

If you eat them I will get you

Dick

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

Beans beans the magical fruit

If you eat them I will get you

Dick

So ur coming for my dick?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Escape From Noise posted:

So ur coming for my dick?

Kick off your pants and find out

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

Kick off your pants and find out

That'd be a safety violation! I'm in the middle of a brew day!

Dimestore Merlin
Jul 14, 2007

Obey your Spider-Lord

You Are A Elf posted:

As someone of Mexican descent, my blood type is 70% refried.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

beans beans the magical nugget
the more you eat the more you tug it

beans beans the magical nug
the more you eat the more you tug

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The only good thing the English ever did was introduce baked beans as a breakfast side

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If some British tried to serve me a bean I would just flip out.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
FLIP. THE. gently caress. OUT.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

If some British tried to serve me a bean I would just flip out.

What if they were from Boston?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Escape From Noise posted:

What if they were from Boston?

I'd loving pop my top.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

I'd loving pop my top.

:yikeseroo:

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

I cooked fresh fava beans this weekend. I shucked em, boiled em, shucked em again, then sauteed them with butter and salt. They tasted delicious but i don't know if i wanna go through that effort again. It almost feels wasteful.

Spaghett fucked around with this message at 07:46 on May 9, 2023

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Dial A For Awesome posted:

B-SPAM.

The B stands for beans.

byob. both bs

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
I stopped thinking bout thos beans a long time ago but now this thread got me thinking about them all over again

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

I'd loving pop my top.

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Reiche posted:

God dammit should have kept my mouth shut while on vacation.

I am beanless and ashamed

Mods probe this man.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Smugworth posted:

The only good thing the English ever did was introduce baked beans as a breakfast side

I don't really care for baked beans, but the masala baked beans I had with my breakfast at Dishoom years ago were absolutely fantastic.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I think these beans are thinking ‘bout you.



When asked about you, however, these beans were a bit fuzzy.


Bored fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 15, 2023

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Plop

naem
May 29, 2011

Spaghett posted:

I cooked fresh fava beans this weekend. I shucked em, boiled em, shucked em again, then sauteed them with butter and salt. They tasted delicious but i don't know if i wanna go through that effort again. It almost feels wasteful.

reminded me of this Townsend video https://youtu.be/27zqFKa1YbE

trigger warning WHOLESOME

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Townsends is a boss

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I've been watching way too much Townsend recently. It's basically my entire suggested video page along with Tasting History. I'm aware how dorky that is! :c00lbutt:

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Aug 12, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

naem posted:

reminded me of this Townsend video https://youtu.be/27zqFKa1YbE

trigger warning WHOLESOME

spanish rice with hot dogs sounds dope, we just had spanish rice

spanish rice with some meat is really good and if you can add thos beans it's 1000%

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

istewart posted:

reboot the front page as a scientific journal for the development of new varieties of beans

And an aggregator page for bean news

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BX1nRA6GMKI

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Man this is awesome. I can use something awful app to bypass YouTube play in the background poo poo without paying for premium

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

MakaVillian posted:

And an aggregator page for bean news

Beans?!?!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Escape From Noise posted:

Are you not a human bean?

I'm a Leguman

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Bum the Sad posted:

Man this is awesome. I can use something awful app to bypass YouTube play in the background poo poo without paying for premium

jeff have this built into the app and watch new registrations go up uP UP

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