Jelly posted:

I wrote a parody song when I was a kid. I still think the chorus is okay which goes:

Take me down to the Parasite City
Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
Oh won't you please take me down
In the ground

But the only verse I can remember is pretty bad:

Oh those fleas as they say
They can smell a dog from a mile away
And when they do they hit the track
And if the dog stays there they feast on its back