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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
We all want to be the next Weird Al, but it's hard to just write a masterpiece like "Spam" or "Eat It" all in one go.

Sometimes you have a great idea for a parody couple lines or a verse of a famous song, but you get stuck trying to go any further than that. That's what this thread is for, to dump out the parody lyrics that are causing you intense psychic pain, with the hope that getting them out into the world and getting some fresh eyes and ears on them might inspire others to collaborate and maybe create the greatest parody song of all time!



e: please post your lyrics with Artist - Title [Year] above them. TIA!

Larry Cum Free fucked around with this message at 17:46 on May 8, 2023

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I'll go first:

Bryan Adams - Heaven [1984]

Baby you're all that I want
When you're puking next to my balls




that's all I've got so far

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Jillian poo poo posted:

Sleep with your fly open
Gripping your penis tight

:lol: that's great! Try to keep the format of clearly identifying the title, artist and year of the song for readability ;)

Masturbation is really funny and a rich vein for parody. I don't have anything to contribute on that song, but I did have a little bit rattling around on a similar theme for:

Dr. Dre -The Next Episode [1999]

Hold up, heyyy
If you thinking that our penises soft
We self-playyyy
We gon' whack it 'til our wieners fall off

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Nooner posted:

And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality
Closer to the fart

initial thoughts - "closer" and "to" rhyme with "grosser" and "poo", maybe there's something there? Also, please see my earlier post about formatting.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I've asked several times for people to use the formatting convention. I've added it to the OP. It's not that hard...please do it.

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I have asked several times for people to use the formatting guidelines and no one has done so.

This workshop is closed forever. Enjoy writing parody songs in hell, idiots.

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